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Well done Sherlock, have a biccie :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like someone at work is a bit of a detective. Was just in the crew office and noticed that on the callout whiteboard someone has changed my guy name to Jody.

So someone knows........

But who.......?

He clearly can't spell my name so intelligence is lacking....could be any number of people then.

Now, this would probably send a lot of people on this site into a blind panic, causing account deletion and nail biting in case someone tells the vicar they're a filthy perv and he tries to perform an exorcism. But I'm actually quite sanguine. My social media and internet presence has been on the increase, I'm out to family and certain friends, and I do shooping trips and nights out so it was inevitable I suppose.

The way this has been done has got my back up a bit though. Very snide. It's only going to be one person that's figured it out. And that will be from, shall we say Questionable sites like this! So he's unlikely to be able to explain why he's done it. Obviously doesn't have the cahones to approach me himself, possibly someone I've turned down, so my guess is he did it in the hope that someone else will question me about it in the hope that I'll squirm.

Clearly he doesn't use the forums....I'm unlikely to be doing that anytime soon....

So aside from going in and spelling my name right, which I'm just off to do, and changing my status to wind him up, can forumites suggest any other ways to fuck with his head!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like someone at work is a bit of a detective. Was just in the crew office and noticed that on the callout whiteboard someone has changed my guy name to Jody.

So someone knows........

But who.......?

He clearly can't spell my name so intelligence is lacking....could be any number of people then.

Now, this would probably send a lot of people on this site into a blind panic, causing account deletion and nail biting in case someone tells the vicar they're a filthy perv and he tries to perform an exorcism. But I'm actually quite sanguine. My social media and internet presence has been on the increase, I'm out to family and certain friends, and I do shooping trips and nights out so it was inevitable I suppose.

The way this has been done has got my back up a bit though. Very snide. It's only going to be one person that's figured it out. And that will be from, shall we say Questionable sites like this! So he's unlikely to be able to explain why he's done it. Obviously doesn't have the cahones to approach me himself, possibly someone I've turned down, so my guess is he did it in the hope that someone else will question me about it in the hope that I'll squirm.

Clearly he doesn't use the forums....I'm unlikely to be doing that anytime soon....

So aside from going in and spelling my name right, which I'm just off to do, and changing my status to wind him up, can forumites suggest any other ways to fuck with his head!?

"

What type of biccies are you offering ?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that is not nice of him and I am glad you are okay-ish with it... not a nice thing to see tho

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

as for what to fuck his head up with .... a boot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Errrr...Garibaldi is all I've got at the moment.

Glad no-one picked up on the shooping trip after I made a crack about not being able to spell.....phew.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

The mystery man may well offer you his sympathies in this thread.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What a nasty farking carnt!

Can't think of much else you can do without knowing his/her identity.

Just keep dropping the word 'Fabulous', 'Fab' into conversations about swings and see who flinches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrr...Garibaldi is all I've got at the moment.

Glad no-one picked up on the shooping trip after I made a crack about not being able to spell.....phew."

Was going to but I don't have the balls

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

Well done for beeing so good about it. Its an awful thing to have done to you. Get the hand writing experts in

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

It'll come out in the end. Whoever he is will be dying to spread the gossip!!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Leave a thank you card on his desk from Jodie with lots of kisses

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Errrr...Garibaldi is all I've got at the moment.

Glad no-one picked up on the shooping trip after I made a crack about not being able to spell.....phew."

damn I was just checking urban dictionary for shooping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just write Jody knows how you know

Everytime I panic at my filthy sordid secret being revealed, I take solace in the fact that you can only really know who I am by being on here yourself ?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Errrr...Garibaldi is all I've got at the moment.

Glad no-one picked up on the shooping trip after I made a crack about not being able to spell.....phew.

damn I was just checking urban dictionary for shooping "

Check out the Shoop Shoop song....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as for what to fuck his head up with .... a boot "

Is this the only site you use the name Jodie? That might narrow it down a bit.

It's really low, a crap thing to do. Hope you're ok really. xx

Don't show anything other than defiance then the b*stard gets no satisfaction from it. Hang a lacy thong from the back of your chair!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Keep checking the who's near thing while your working he might pop up on there!

How very childish tho. People can be idiots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No, I'm Jodie everywhere. But he's unlikely to have seen me on social media as I keep that friends only. So there's 2 fab sites and 2 tv sites, none of which he'll want to admit being on I reckon.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh


"Keep checking the who's near thing while your working he might pop up on there!

How very childish tho. People can be idiots x "
oh good idea

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

See, if you had completed your KPI pack in the first place instead of bitching about it, he would never have done this

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"See, if you had completed your KPI pack in the first place instead of bitching about it, he would never have done this "

oh fuck its the manager ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like someone at work is a bit of a detective. Was just in the crew office and noticed that on the callout whiteboard someone has changed my guy name to Jody.

So someone knows........

But who.......?

He clearly can't spell my name so intelligence is lacking....could be any number of people then.

Now, this would probably send a lot of people on this site into a blind panic, causing account deletion and nail biting in case someone tells the vicar they're a filthy perv and he tries to perform an exorcism. But I'm actually quite sanguine. My social media and internet presence has been on the increase, I'm out to family and certain friends, and I do shooping trips and nights out so it was inevitable I suppose.

The way this has been done has got my back up a bit though. Very snide. It's only going to be one person that's figured it out. And that will be from, shall we say Questionable sites like this! So he's unlikely to be able to explain why he's done it. Obviously doesn't have the cahones to approach me himself, possibly someone I've turned down, so my guess is he did it in the hope that someone else will question me about it in the hope that I'll squirm.

Clearly he doesn't use the forums....I'm unlikely to be doing that anytime soon....

So aside from going in and spelling my name right, which I'm just off to do, and changing my status to wind him up, can forumites suggest any other ways to fuck with his head!?

"
sounds a good way to me. Nothing with a fly biccie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I'm Jodie everywhere. But he's unlikely to have seen me on social media as I keep that friends only. So there's 2 fab sites and 2 tv sites, none of which he'll want to admit being on I reckon. "

Oh crikey he might be one of those tv thingummys!

Surely someone will mention it, then you'll know who the original eejit was.

Unless it's one of your mates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, if everyone writes on this board then wait to match the handwriting, then once you know who it is you might have a perfectly fitting revenge!

The nice girl in me though thinks, could this just be a really immature 'giving the guy a girls name' thing? If your name is Joe for example then it'd be an easy switch. If you're a Dave on the other hand, that doesn't sound like a coincidence!

Either way, I hope they get what's coming to em!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No its not Joe or any variation thereof so it can't be a coincidence.

I can wait. It'll be fun finding out.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Jodie, sorry I had to nosey, but can I say, I LOVE your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out who it is just leave a note on their desk saying thank you so much will leave you a verification on your profile

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How many in the crew office? If it's a Sherlock, Marple or Poirot cast list size it will be easy enough. Several hundred might take longer.

If you take the manager role you could assign some reasonable nobody really wants to do it but somebody has to tasks to that person. That'll fix their KPIs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, sorry I had to nosey, but can I say, I LOVE your status"

Brilliant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessica Fletcher would solve this in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jessica Fletcher would solve this in a minute "

On her typewriter.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Jessica Fletcher would solve this in a minute

On her typewriter."

As time went on she had a word processor.

This feels more like a Marple case. She'll know some in St Mary Mead who anonymously scrawled something incriminating about someone else because they were jealous.

If we can work out who Marple is thinking of, possibly Jane the grocer's daughter who wanted Clive but he chose Fanny, then we can work out who done it.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Jodie, sorry I had to nosey, but can I say, I LOVE your status

Brilliant.... "

agreed..

the 'outer' may have shot his bolt..

clearly hell hath no fury than a 'straight' guy rejected..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Blimey, if you were my son I wouldn't recognise you, so unless they have face recognition software or spend hours admiring you...

...think Jodie, which of your colleagues fidgets, gets tongue tied, averts their eyes, blushes, helps you on with your hi viz jacket?!! Huh? Huh?

Sneaky bastard though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm off now for a week anyway. Have corrected the spelling on the board so the next move is with my mystery admirer.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Looks like someone at work is a bit of a detective. Was just in the crew office and noticed that on the callout whiteboard someone has changed my guy name to Jody.

So someone knows........

But who.......?

He clearly can't spell my name so intelligence is lacking....could be any number of people then.

Now, this would probably send a lot of people on this site into a blind panic, causing account deletion and nail biting in case someone tells the vicar they're a filthy perv and he tries to perform an exorcism. But I'm actually quite sanguine. My social media and internet presence has been on the increase, I'm out to family and certain friends, and I do shooping trips and nights out so it was inevitable I suppose.

The way this has been done has got my back up a bit though. Very snide. It's only going to be one person that's figured it out. And that will be from, shall we say Questionable sites like this! So he's unlikely to be able to explain why he's done it. Obviously doesn't have the cahones to approach me himself, possibly someone I've turned down, so my guess is he did it in the hope that someone else will question me about it in the hope that I'll squirm.

Clearly he doesn't use the forums....I'm unlikely to be doing that anytime soon....

So aside from going in and spelling my name right, which I'm just off to do, and changing my status to wind him up, can forumites suggest any other ways to fuck with his head!?

"

How about writing, in brackets underneath, 'as seen on TV'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the person the biccies that cause hair loss as it happened to my mate they made gary baldy

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Jodie,

Had to take a look and perhaps he is jealous about the great legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give the person the biccies that cause hair loss as it happened to my mate they made gary baldy "

Is that the same Gary who put his pride and joy on his cooker... and ended up with a case of Hob Knob...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like someone at work is a bit of a detective. Was just in the crew office and noticed that on the callout whiteboard someone has changed my guy name to Jody.

So someone knows........

But who.......?

He clearly can't spell my name so intelligence is lacking....could be any number of people then.

Now, this would probably send a lot of people on this site into a blind panic, causing account deletion and nail biting in case someone tells the vicar they're a filthy perv and he tries to perform an exorcism. But I'm actually quite sanguine. My social media and internet presence has been on the increase, I'm out to family and certain friends, and I do shooping trips and nights out so it was inevitable I suppose.

The way this has been done has got my back up a bit though. Very snide. It's only going to be one person that's figured it out. And that will be from, shall we say Questionable sites like this! So he's unlikely to be able to explain why he's done it. Obviously doesn't have the cahones to approach me himself, possibly someone I've turned down, so my guess is he did it in the hope that someone else will question me about it in the hope that I'll squirm.

Clearly he doesn't use the forums....I'm unlikely to be doing that anytime soon....

So aside from going in and spelling my name right, which I'm just off to do, and changing my status to wind him up, can forumites suggest any other ways to fuck with his head!?

How about writing, in brackets underneath, 'as seen on TV'?"

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