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i have never been so insulted in all my entire life! :o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only imagine the message you sent based on your forum posts

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

did they delete it

they may be building up to the shag of their life

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"did they delete it

they may be building up to the shag of their life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!"

Oo'er what sort of nasty things?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

maybe he was busy and will round to replying

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

get*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!"

Your still young. Plenty time for even more insults to upset you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a big boy I'm sure you'll get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!"

you should get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!"

oooo go go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!"

You probably need to cum again to get over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your a big boy I'm sure you'll get over it"
...damn right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!"
.....how would you insult me ay? Ay? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!"

No one wants to be insulted by you Jodie. Id need therepy if i was ever at the sharp end of one of your insults xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!.....how would you insult me ay? Ay? Lol"

Sounds like a challenge to jodie xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!.....how would you insult me ay? Ay? Lol

Sounds like a challenge to jodie xx"
......its on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!.....how would you insult me ay? Ay? Lol

Sounds like a challenge to jodie xx......its on! "

Ooo Youve thrown the gauntlet down for Jodie xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hope you said how very very dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well sit down bruv, let me av a try" - Del boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"

Hahahaha ha love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get used to it single guys get this all the time and then when you click on their profile to reply .......guess what!!!!!! shock horror probe !!!!!!!.

They have blocked you....

Nowt queerer than folk...as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know why you are surprised, it could be worse .... You could send a nice long message with pic just for them not to open it and delete it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"
....lol. that it???? godddd was expecting a little more from you to be honest....i was expecting something a little more personal to be honest because thats clearly all bullshit thought you would at least rip on my pics or my profile......let me down tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!"
......i win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!"

Try a limerick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"

You got too much time on your hands I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!

Try a limerick... "

Errrrr....

There once was a boy from Walsall

Who had an arsehole instead of a head

He tried to best me at insults

but shat all over himself instead

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!

Try a limerick...

Errrrr....

There once was a boy from Walsall

Who had an arsehole instead of a head

He tried to best me at insults

but shat all over himself instead

"

Pmsl! X

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"i sent someone a message, they read it.........and no reply.....well i never! ive been called some nasty things in my life and ive been subjected to some nasty things in my life.....but this......this takes the jam and cream topped up with a touch of coconut biscuit!"

That biscuit sounds nice, where was it atken to? I'd like to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clearly you've never been insulted by me then!"

why wait till later LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do

mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"

Jodie you rock.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"You vile excuse for a rancid piece of baboon faeces. There's more worthwhile fungus growing between my sweaty ball sacks than you, you miserable excuse for a life form. You are the very reason people campaign for abortion to remain legal and for the right to euthanise. When you do mercifully die, your body won't even be of any use to science because you're so wretched. Unless it's for some poor unfortunate to do a doctoral thesis entitled "Where nature went wrong".

So while you sit there in your yellowing y-fronts and superhero t-shirt, behind your wipe clean keyboard, surrounded by crinkly kleenex and pizza boxes desperately trying to coax another millimetre out of an overpulled Mr Winky ask yourself the following question.....

Who's the fucking daddy, bitch! Xxx

*note to admin...he did ask for this!"

Damn. DAMN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!

Try a limerick...

Errrrr....

There once was a boy from Walsall

Who had an arsehole instead of a head

He tried to best me at insults

but shat all over himself instead

"
....there was a tv named jodie whose real name was really dave coley, she jumped on this thread like a gimp pumped up on steds not knowing what shes got into, if only....p.s'dave coley is a made up name btw just so happened to ryhme with "named jodie" 2-0 moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I don't want to have to look at your profile, because I've just eaten.

Besides, I have other more important things on my mind than expressing my utter contempt and loathing for you in eloquent prose!

Try a limerick...

Errrrr....

There once was a boy from Walsall

Who had an arsehole instead of a head

He tried to best me at insults

but shat all over himself instead

....there was a tv named jodie whose real name was really dave coley, she jumped on this thread like a gimp pumped up on steds not knowing what shes got into, if only....p.s'dave coley is a made up name btw just so happened to ryhme with "named jodie" 2-0 moi "

How is that even a patch on my posts?

I mean I've done both mine without even looking at your profile for ammo. Imagine the wondrous things I could say if I peeked.

But I'm not going to.

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