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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi All

Happy friday Not to sure if y'all are all the same or maybe I'm just not that funny...it would be great to have a selection of one liners in my armoury and always struggle to remember any on the spot, so thought I'd put it out there!

Do share and the funniest gets a prize!

Thanks

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I use most is

"Er, yeah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when my girlfriend asks me to hold her handbag and it doesn't match what I'm wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't it be great if people had numbers above their heads representing the number of people they'd slept with? Boys could quickly work out how easy their date was, girls would know if their man was cheating, and I'd get a really cool halo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my grandad was in the war he faced mustard gas and pepper spray.

He's a seasoned veteran

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Your one liners should be spontaneous. Otherwise they will just be cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be Schizophrenic, but im cured now .......

And me ....

And me too

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Fancy a f#ck seems very popular,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think that Turkeys were the only birds that gobbled till i discovered Fabs.*

*actually Smirnoff on the TV/billboards but only because they wouldnt show Fabs,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i thought vulvas were swedish cars til i discovered fabs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body, then I was born.

Erm, well actually, anyway feel free to use it

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