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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently the training shoe of choice for burglars is a Reebok Classic....Who'd ever have thought it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently the training shoe of choice for burglars is a Reebok Classic....Who'd ever have thought it??"

I'd never have guessed one type of trainer is easier to steal than another, well you learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Footprint analysis showed that 52% of burglars in Northamptonshire wore Reebok Classics.....maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footprint analysis showed that 52% of burglars in Northamptonshire wore Reebok Classics.....maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing??? "

Later testing found that the footprint analysist working for Northamptonshire police dept wore Reebok classics and blamed himself for 52% of burglaries in the area. However as he had an airtight aliby he was only convicted in 51% of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

won't it make it impossible to tell which one is which shoe print wise if 50%+ wear the same ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Praps its the same fookin burglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was probably one burglar released early from his tagging order and community service orders that committed 52% of the burglaries.

But in defence of Burglars, they at least hide the fact that they are willing to steal from anyone and for the most part are not proud of it, unlike politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Praps its the same fookin burglar "

Lets find him, rob his house, bet he's got some great stuff!!

PS, were your classics while robbing him, it will confuse the feck outta hum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Praps its the same fookin burglar

Lets find him, rob his house, bet he's got some great stuff!!

PS, were your classics while robbing him, it will confuse the feck outta hum!! "

I'm a "levi 501, worn with heavy leather soled brogues" type of man. I only wear trainers in the gym.

Still stuck in the skin head / mod era

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Praps its the same fookin burglar

Lets find him, rob his house, bet he's got some great stuff!!

PS, were your classics while robbing him, it will confuse the feck outta hum!!

I'm a "levi 501, worn with heavy leather soled brogues" type of man. I only wear trainers in the gym.

Still stuck in the skin head / mod era "

Places Jack in the frame for all burglaries committed by "brogue" wearing burglars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Praps its the same fookin burglar

Lets find him, rob his house, bet he's got some great stuff!!

PS, were your classics while robbing him, it will confuse the feck outta hum!!

I'm a "levi 501, worn with heavy leather soled brogues" type of man. I only wear trainers in the gym.

Still stuck in the skin head / mod era

Places Jack in the frame for all burglaries committed by "brogue" wearing burglars "

LEWIS grab the fooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently the training shoe of choice for burglars is a Reebok Classic....Who'd ever have thought it??"

Kin wellies round here, unless they nick some rebox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soooooo...that's where my spare pair of wellies got to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soooooo...that's where my spare pair of wellies got to "

They aint green ones...

Just the cheapo black ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soooooo...that's where my spare pair of wellies got to

They aint green ones...

Just the cheapo black ones "

Darnit!!! Not mine then ... will have to keep lookin'

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By *enderbycoupleCouple
over a year ago

derbyshire or localish

burglars are fuckin scum of the earth,if i ever caught one in my house id teach him a lesson he would never forget,fuck what the police say,too much leniency in the courts means no detterent,as far as im concerned if you cath a thief in your home you should be able to do wotever you want to them!! and if you disagree with me then let some good for nothin scum bag ransack your home,steal all the stuff you worked your bollocks off for ,then tell me you wouldnt feel the same,no i didnt think so..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"burglars are fuckin scum of the earth,if i ever caught one in my house id teach him a lesson he would never forget,fuck what the police say,too much leniency in the courts means no detterent,as far as im concerned if you cath a thief in your home you should be able to do wotever you want to them!! and if you disagree with me then let some good for nothin scum bag ransack your home,steal all the stuff you worked your bollocks off for ,then tell me you wouldnt feel the same,no i didnt think so.."

I think they should all be taken to my Grannies for some tea and cake...she can tell them how naughty they are...and not to do it again.....otherwise they go to prison....3 square meals a day...en suite facilities, games rooms, internet, libraries, schooling, nice fluffy duvets and espresso machines in every cell....if that don't teach 'em....then there's no hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just doing me a cv for burglery...

it says burglery and not buggery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just doing me a cv for burglery...

it says burglery and not buggery "

lucky u said that....was just off to station to get train to tamworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got degrees in the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got degrees in the other "

yippeeeeeee.....all aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got degrees in the other "

Well so people tell me anyways...

keep getting told to stop buggering about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison, buggery, I wonder why that train of thought appeared connected

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prison, buggery, I wonder why that train of thought appeared connected "

hmmmmmm....u aint the famous Nom De Plums....the bitch of G wing at Barlinnie are ya???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prison, buggery, I wonder why that train of thought appeared connected "

??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prison, buggery, I wonder why that train of thought appeared connected

hmmmmmm....u aint the famous Nom De Plums....the bitch of G wing at Barlinnie are ya??? "

Stu,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prison, buggery, I wonder why that train of thought appeared connected

hmmmmmm....u aint the famous Nom De Plums....the bitch of G wing at Barlinnie are ya???

Stu,

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