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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must just add - I am not a real handy man, and this is tongue in cheek!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

"

What like a junior hacksaw to cleanly saw off visitors hands?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

What like a junior hacksaw to cleanly saw off visitors hands? "

I don't want blood on the door step, it's bad enough having the fox curled up on the mat without adding blood too.

Maybe I should get a knocker?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

What like a junior hacksaw to cleanly saw off visitors hands?

I don't want blood on the door step, it's bad enough having the fox curled up on the mat without adding blood too.

Maybe I should get a knocker?

"

ou have a lovely set of knockers but I wouldn't hang them n the door

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

What like a junior hacksaw to cleanly saw off visitors hands?

I don't want blood on the door step, it's bad enough having the fox curled up on the mat without adding blood too.

Maybe I should get a knocker?

ou have a lovely set of knockers but I wouldn't hang them n the door "

They might get more action if they are on the door.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman? "

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

"

I think the button will be jammed in, so I will use my nipple suckers to get it back out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!"

I'm good a filling nooks and crannies with my hands and tools.

Not so good on the leaks though!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!

I'm good a filling nooks and crannies with my hands and tools.

Not so good on the leaks though!"

What about crooks and nannies?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!

I'm good a filling nooks and crannies with my hands and tools.

Not so good on the leaks though!"

Leaks?????? who's been talking???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

I think the button will be jammed in, so I will use my nipple suckers to get it back out "

Is that for the door bell or my knocker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!

I'm good a filling nooks and crannies with my hands and tools.

Not so good on the leaks though!

What about crooks and nannies? "

I'm not prejudice - They can all join the que

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My doorbell has stopped ringing. Anything in your tool belt to help fix it?

I think the button will be jammed in, so I will use my nipple suckers to get it back out

Is that for the door bell or my knocker?"

i'll do you a bogof deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I have got the final parts for my outfit for the BBW night at chams.

So does anyone need an experienced handyman?

I need a builder, someone good with his hand who can multi-task!

I'm good a filling nooks and crannies with my hands and tools.

Not so good on the leaks though!

Leaks?????? who's been talking??? "

my lips are sealed.

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