FabSwingers.com forum: so what you all getting me for my birthday then?? ;)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its monday by the way

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ill get you the same as you got me for mine!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Blister treatment for your right hand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill get you the same as you got me for mine!

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.....a double ended dildo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the man who has everything, looks, charm and humour, so I will get you a woman who has nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blister treatment for your right hand....

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...i got a routine for the hands...it goes sun mon tues wed right hand...thurs fri sat left hand

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You got me naff all for mine, so naff all!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ill get you the same as you got me for mine!

.....a double ended dildo??

Must've got lost in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint & a pkt of pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are the man who has everything, looks, charm and humour, so I will get you a woman who has nothing

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.....i want a women with somet, prefrably loads of money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a years membership to the Lonely heart club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill get you the same as you got me for mine!

.....a double ended dildo??

Must've got lost in the post.

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...must have lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

its my birthday on saturday .. what you gonna get me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a years membership to the Lonely heart club "
i aint lonely lol

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A piece of cheese

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Its monday by the way

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its monday by the way

Prove it!

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....im not lying 2 semptember lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im a virgo, and you what they say about us virgos......good shaggers

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Im a virgo, and you what they say about us virgos......good shaggers

im a virgo too and that is NOT what they say lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If anyone wants proof, come meet me my id will be underneath my bedsheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a virgo, and you what they say about us virgos......good shaggers

im a virgo too and that is NOT what they say lol

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....must just be me then

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"its my birthday on saturday .. what you gonna get me ?"

mine is the 16th... where are we celebrating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused! your profile says "straight" but you have a verification from a gay male who says you're "nice" and have a Big cock"

Happy Birthday for Monday.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

wheres halfway between corby and canterbury xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Confused! your profile says "straight" but you have a verification from a gay male who says you're "nice" and have a Big cock"

Happy Birthday for Monday."

It's a webcam veri...makes no odds as to sexuality who's watching on cam...

Ulike, I'll give you a virtual snog as an early prez

{{{{{{{mwah}}}}}}}

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confused! your profile says "straight" but you have a verification from a gay male who says you're "nice" and have a Big cock"

Happy Birthday for Monday.

It's a webcam veri...makes no odds as to sexuality who's watching on cam...

Ulike, I'll give you a virtual snog as an early prez

{{{{{{{mwah}}}}}}}

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....thank youuuuu mwah! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all because they'll all be skint after buying my birthday presents, which is Sunday btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck all because they'll all be skint after buying my birthday presents, which is Sunday btw! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck all because they'll all be skint after buying my birthday presents, which is Sunday btw! "
...saturdays too soon people wont have time, monday people!!!.....put it like this you can buy for the woman with the sexy profile pic or for the guy who comes across as a absolute wanker, choice is yours...i would go for the wanker personally

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fuck all because they'll all be skint after buying my birthday presents, which is Sunday btw! "

Good plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck all because they'll all be skint after buying my birthday presents, which is Sunday btw! ...saturdays too soon people wont have time, monday people!!!.....put it like this you can buy for the woman with the sexy profile pic or for the guy who comes across as a absolute wanker, choice is yours...i would go for the wanker personally

Sunday mate, Sunday!

Loooaaadddss of time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

happy birthday for sunday xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday for sunday xxx"

Thanks

I think I totally just hijacked your birthday thread and made it my own! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its my thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you've changed your age on your current profile 3 times..you sure you know when your birthday even is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you've changed your age on your current profile 3 times..you sure you know when your birthday even is?

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.....u studying me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you've changed your age on your current profile 3 times..you sure you know when your birthday even is?

.....u studying me? "

Nope! Another forumite spotted it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you've changed your age on your current profile 3 times..you sure you know when your birthday even is?

Hes 93 really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you've changed your age on your current profile 3 times..you sure you know when your birthday even is?

Hes 93 really"

Haha. At the moment he's 27.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Im a virgo, and you what they say about us virgos......good shaggers

It tells us you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

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