FabSwingers.com forum: Do you Twerk?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So come on, hands up if you don't know what Twerking is

And what do you think of Miley Cyrus ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol I saw the policeman twerk

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I only found out about it on The Last Leg last night.

I only sort of twerk in a swinging situation to my inner music.

Whoever coined Twank on here yesterday I thank them.

I am sometimes a phubber.

Anyone a twanking, twerking, phubber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, no love for 'Crumping'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only found out about it on The Last Leg last night.

I only sort of twerk in a swinging situation to my inner music.

Whoever coined Twank on here yesterday I thank them.

I am sometimes a phubber.

Anyone a twanking, twerking, phubber?

Is it possible to phub and twerk at the same time without dropping your phone ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I only found out about it on The Last Leg last night.

I only sort of twerk in a swinging situation to my inner music.

Whoever coined Twank on here yesterday I thank them.

I am sometimes a phubber.

Anyone a twanking, twerking, phubber?

Is it possible to phub and twerk at the same time without dropping your phone ?

I did a whole work phone call on querying the budget once whilst doing my version of the twerk. It saved my meet from spending too much time twanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought twerking was being on twitter at work until I heard Miley Cyrus on radio 1 going on about it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think Sex On The Beach are twerking on their avatar.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Don't twerk if you have no ass.

Yes, "noassitol" is a thing some people suffer from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far have avoided this smiley bieber virus thing. Won't last though fear is its going to be everywhrte

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"So come on, hands up if you don't know what Twerking is

And what do you think of Miley Cyrus ?

It was embarrassing to watch Ms Cyrus

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Don't twerk if you have no ass.

Part of Ms Cyrus' problem plus she can't dance

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Twerking has been around since the 90s. It was almost exclusively a black culture (rap, hip hop, dancehall, bashment, soca) phenomenom, until it resurged and became more mainstream. Cue Miley Cyrus and her "reinvention" latching on to it "poorly" and suddenly everyone and their cat is talking about, or trying to twerk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can twerk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?"

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Don't twerk if you have no ass.

Part of Ms Cyrus' problem plus she can't dance"

Exactly. That she thought twerking only involved bending over and shaking her legs to induce movement in her pancake backside was hilarious in itself.

The rest of the performance was just cringeworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

You can twerk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

Do you arouse or generate mirth in your audience ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The burd on babestation can

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I saw Miley Cyrus twerking on the internets the other day.

It was sOoooOoooOOooooO not hot, NOT HOT!

I felt like pedo bear watching it.

#sexyfail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

Do you arouse or generate mirth in your audience ?

Yes but not on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

Do you arouse or generate mirth in your audience ?

Yes but not on purpose

Arousal or mirth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can twerk

Can you?

"The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience"

Ask me again?

Do you arouse or generate mirth in your audience ?

Yes but not on purpose

Arousal or mirth?"

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never tried to twerk.. id worried my rippling ass flesh would set off an earthquake somewhere lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ive never tried to twerk.. id worried my rippling ass flesh would set off an earthquake somewhere lol"

I thought it was supposed to... in men's pants.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

rippling ass twerkers are the best ones

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Ive never tried to twerk.. id worried my rippling ass flesh would set off an earthquake somewhere lol

I thought it was supposed to... in men's pants.

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lololo I have no idea at all what is going on here lol I havent got a clue, should I stay that way or Google it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never tried to twerk.. id worried my rippling ass flesh would set off an earthquake somewhere lol

I thought it was supposed to... in men's pants.

i was thinking more like the movement of tectonic plates shifting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lololo I have no idea at all what is going on here lol I havent got a clue, should I stay that way or Google it hahaha"

Look above

or:

The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Lololo I have no idea at all what is going on here lol I havent got a clue, should I stay that way or Google it hahaha"

Look up Brazil Twerk on youtube for how its actually supposed to be done. You are welcome.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

TWERK:

1) to dance in a sexual suggestive manner using the hips.

2) where Yorkshireman go everyday to earn a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miley cirus just looks look wtf? doing it ha!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Miley cirus just looks look wtf? doing it ha!

Everything about her that night was all sorts of wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lololo I have no idea at all what is going on here lol I havent got a clue, should I stay that way or Google it hahaha

Look up Brazil Twerk on youtube for how its actually supposed to be done. You are welcome.

Got ya lol just watched the Brazilian twerk song haha,ia deffernatly a talent lol, should be a hip joint type health warning ,could cause problems in later life hahaha they will all need a stanner before there 40 carrying on like that hahaha

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Lololo I have no idea at all what is going on here lol I havent got a clue, should I stay that way or Google it hahaha

Look up Brazil Twerk on youtube for how its actually supposed to be done. You are welcome.

LOL! Watching a woman who can do it properly, and is blessed with badonkadonk (complete with individual control of each ass cheek) is truly a mesmerising sight to behold

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I'd be worried a woman who did this properly whilst I was inserted would break my cock

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I'd be worried a woman who did this properly whilst I was inserted would break my cock

The challenge lies in enjoying the visual feast and maintaining control. I had it done once...i failed miserably, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rippling ass twerkers are the best ones "

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd be worried a woman who did this properly whilst I was inserted would break my cock

The challenge lies in enjoying the visual feast and maintaining control. I had it done once...i failed miserably, lol"

I think my worry over cock breakage would make me flop out

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

You have a lovely booty to shake

And a lot better than that silly girl

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

You have a lovely booty to shake

And a lot better than that silly girl

You are too kind...Yours does take my fancy....lets see it twerk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miley Cyrus is soooooo hot. Total crush on her.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

Front row seats for me please

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

Front row seats for me please

So...you're judging the pole dancing and judging the twrking....You get your fingers in every pie dont you Mister!!!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

Front row seats for me please

So...you're judging the pole dancing and judging the twrking....You get your fingers in every pie dont you Mister!!!

I do what i must. Besides.....i have a PhD in Booty

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Twerking?? Sounds like something I should get into!! And show you how its done OP!

Fancy a twerk sexy?

Miley syrus is hot!! But I prefer Billy Ray Syrus xx

Front row seats for me please

So...you're judging the pole dancing and judging the twrking....You get your fingers in every pie dont you Mister!!!

I do what i must. Besides.....i have a PhD in Booty

You are VERY naughty...but lets not hijack Mr Fox's thread or I'll be in serious trouble

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog! "

Hahahaha!! What does a dehydrated dog look like?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog!

Hahahaha!! What does a dehydrated dog look like?

Like Miley hahaha, a hot dehydrated dog though x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog! "

She used to be hot. I liked former Miley.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog!

She used to be hot. I liked former Miley."

When she was Hannah Montana???

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Forget the twerking what the hell was she doing with her tongue hanging out all over the place??

Don't get me wrong I think she's hot, but she just reminded me of a dehydrated dog!

She used to be hot. I liked former Miley.

When she was Hannah Montana???

Nah, before this latest makeover. Last year, she was still looking okay. She's 20 now.

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