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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It can be dangerous kissing on a Thursday.

Funky took me through the space-time-continuum-worm-hole-thingy at midnight. He promised me sights I could only dream and kissed me just as his soul emerged.

The result is that I aged 30 years, got even fatter and can't look in the mirror now.

He says it will wear off and has promised that next time he takes me it will be to a better time and place.

What do you get when you kiss a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to the thread I have just posted

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I refer you to the thread I have just posted"

What a lot of kissing going on today.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think I would probably be sick

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I would probably be sick "

If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I think I would probably be sick

If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?

"

Step away from The Funkster, he's all mine today

*sorry, I've given up stalking for an indefinite period of time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think I would probably be sick

If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?

"

If a man kissed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'i kissed a girl and I liked it' (he sings in his boxers)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think I would probably be sick

If someone kissed you or just if Funky, or I, kissed you?

If a man kissed me"

I dunno, I quite like it when a man kisses me. Even when I have to stand two or three steps up in order to reach properly.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Dribbled on and tickled normally.

But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Dribbled on and tickled normally.

But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x"

Is that the opposite to being tickled unnaturally ? Whatever unnaturally is.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dribbled on and tickled normally.

But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x"

Has he asked to marry you yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dribbled on and tickled normally.

But the only 'guy'I've kissed for a while is 2 and a half! He gives the best dribbly kisses tho lol x"

aww, thats so cute. I love those kind of kisses, especially after they punch you in the face lol

...now im feeling broody lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What do you get when you kiss a guy?

"

Given the state of my life at present, herpes probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever kissed a guy ? Shaving rash I guess

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What do you get when you kiss a guy?

Given the state of my life at present, herpes probably."

What do you get when you kiss a guy

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia

After you do, he'll never phone you

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

It's one of my favourite lyrics ever.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Lickety:S for a first time through my temporal vortex you came off pretty lightly. I remember the first time my old friend and companion Soxy did it, he wore a string vest and Y-fronts for a month! (((shudder)))

As I say you will re-assemble into something similar to your natural form... eventually.

All my love, my sweet xxx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lickety:S for a first time through my temporal vortex you came off pretty lightly. I remember the first time my old friend and companion Soxy did it, he wore a string vest and Y-fronts for a month! (((shudder)))

As I say you will re-assemble into something similar to your natural form... eventually.

All my love, my sweet xxx"

I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest? "

So do I

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?

So do I "

My dad calls them singlets. I'd have to call them swinglets if I take up this idea.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest? "

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get poked

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?

So do I

My dad calls them singlets. I'd have to call them swinglets if I take up this idea."

If you do, and bend over, can I see your builder's bum as well

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wonder what I'd look like in a string vest?

So do I

My dad calls them singlets. I'd have to call them swinglets if I take up this idea.

If you do, and bend over, can I see your builder's bum as well "

Does that mean I have to get baggy y-fronts or ones that are too small? It's not my area of expertise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much snogging going on

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mwahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mwahh "

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You two boys kissing will give Ryan the heebeejeebies.

Big Kisses from old ugly me. If I kiss enough people I hope to find one to turn me into a princess, or better still a queen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"mwahh "

Ah, get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....

"

Arse kissing won't turn me into a princess or a queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi Lickety, I just want to take this opportunity to say your user name is by far the best user name I have ever known for its ability to be used creating anagrams that are so good they deserve their own profiles here on Fab.....

Arse kissing won't turn me into a princess or a queen! "

Awww you'll always be royalty in my eyes

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