FabSwingers.com forum: Another my wife doesn't know

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I

A) hide it till I can find a new one

B) come clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come clean and hand over your bank card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help my wife doesn't know that I've just shrank one of her favourite tops. Didn't see it mixed up in the washing machine before throwing in the tumble dryer and cannot replace it before she gets back. So do I

A) hide it till I can find a new one

B) come clean

Makes such a change to my wife doesn't know I'm on a swinging site and I'm being blackmailed by her gorgeous sister to have sex with her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol that's tomorrows instalment with a few twists it my wife's hermaphrodite cousin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come clean and hand over your bank card

Never the thing melts when she has it near a clothes shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a bit Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK what don't she know .?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Your fucked

Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave it on the sofa with a note and go to the pub, that way you'll be to d*unk to know if she's pissed off with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's Alaska like this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie lie and lie again and of that doesn't work .......lie some more!

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.

Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"

Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men!

Nail on the head there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.

Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"

Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub

I would like to keep my wedding tackle

I think I'm going to have an expensive weekend coming up

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Weekend...

I don't think you are getting off that lightly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Weekend...

I don't think you are getting off that lightly"

That's not light at all considering its payday weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show her the shrunken jumper and tell her that if she had a handle on the domestic duties this sort of thing simply wouldn't happen and that it is, in reality, all her own fault.

Then ask why time dinner is ready and go to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just clean the toilet. She will be so impressed she will forget all about the jumper. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a pair of ladies knickers and leave them on the sofa. She'll be so cross at finding underware that doesn't belong to her , she'll forget all about the ruined top!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Just put in back in her wardrobe, and keep commenting on how she has put on weight.

Then when she tries it on again, you can say "See I told you, you had put on weight"

Then run as fast as you can out of the door to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B) come clean

Yeah that one^^^

The "make up sex" after she tries to kill you will be ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) hide it till I can find a new one

B) come clean

Hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come clean and hand over your bank card

.....what she says

it' the only way to save yourself unless you want to leave the country and assume a new identity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well played young sir.

Shrink her favourite top and she will never ask you to do the washing again.

Gladiator, I salute you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well played young sir.

Shrink her favourite top and she will never ask you to do the washing again.

Gladiator, I salute you"

She will still kill him when she finds out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just clean the toilet. She will be so impressed she will forget all about the jumper. Xx"

Lol toilet in fact whole bathroom done already plus hoovering washing minus said top done dinner in slow cooker been multi tasking today so I don't sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just clean the toilet. She will be so impressed she will forget all about the jumper. Xx

Lol toilet in fact whole bathroom done already plus hoovering washing minus said top done dinner in slow cooker been multi tasking today so I don't sleep. "

Right throw a home made dessert in there and she will forgive everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made a big mistake. You posted on here an admission of your crime. If you both have access to that profile the mrs will know.

But come clean. It's only a top. Not like you killed her dog or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the Wife do know . lol Us woman know things you men don't think we know , And maybe here ok on other sites you don't know . lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Might s well clean the toilet WITH the top it's useless now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deny it it tell her she put weight on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only a top!

Relax, what's the worst she could do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) hide it till I can find a new one

B) come clean

I did this, shrank my hubby's favourite, expensive woolen sweater. She will never forget...but she may forgive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her the truth.... The guy you invited round to fuck her when she returns home as a surprise whom you left in the bedroom wanked over it and tried to rectify by washing on too hot temp. Tell her youve thrown him out and will never let him contact you again showing what a true perfect hubby you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op one thing you should always remember in life, women always know and know when you are lying!

Tell the truth and she will appreciate that you have

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Sew in a fake label saying "this item will shrink if left in a draw." Then put it in a draw.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"It's only a top!

Relax, what's the worst she could do?

That all depends on what day it is...if it is the time of the month he could well lose his balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come clean and hand over your bank card

where one top becomes a whole wardrobe.

Replace the top as best you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you had to incinerate it after having to clean up all the blood from dismembering your mistress' body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your brave for even trying to do the washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife crashed my car last week how long do I keep my foot on her throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful, woman are good at saying its ok, while deep down they are planning their revenge, and when you in a deep sleep she slips off your bed clothes and cuts you balls off, the good thing is that it's always done in one swift movement

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've formulated a plan now. going to draw a bath with bubbles I've put a nice bottle of white in the fridge so why she gets in I lead her straight in to the bath room then when she gets to the bedroom to get dressed will be a nice box of chocs with a note under telling her about the top I will at this point be a safe distance away"

Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first

Hence the straight to the bath bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple question!

Does she look good in a tight fitting top?

If so - what's the problem!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Put some washing in the machine with the shrunken jumper in the middle of the bundle.

When she comes in - take her to the kitchen and make her a coffee while you chat.

Say to her ....Shit I haven't turned the machine on .... hit the switch there ....

SHE DOES

Later - let her take the washing out. When you see the jumper you say .... WHAT the FUCK have you DONE ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple question!

Does she look good in a tight fitting top?

If so - what's the problem!!

In my humble opinion very much so. Problem is it already was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question!

Does she look good in a tight fitting top?

If so - what's the problem!!

In my humble opinion very much so. Problem is it already was "

In that case - I'd just set fire to the house!

Evidence gone in minutes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her she has put on weight. Then get prepared to run...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first

Hence the straight to the bath bit

You've not thought through it very well, your thread won't disappear, you will be found out that you were conspiring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her she has put on weight. Then get prepared to run..."

Are you married? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope no one draws her attention to this thread first

Hence the straight to the bath bit

You've not thought through it very well, your thread won't disappear, you will be found out that you were conspiring

Ah you see it will be me looking for advice as I'm such a caring husband not conspiring. Either that or start a new profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she fancies swinging. If not cone clean speak the truth and shame the devil.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

What the fuck were you doing messing about with white goods for anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, did you 'fess up?

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Bin it say nothing she will just think she's lost it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A) hide it till I can find a new one

B) come clean

Come clean, apologise, and offer to replace it. You might want to throw in a pair of new shoes to match too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or better still my wife doesn't know I'm on a swinging site BUT has just contacted me for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny!!!!

But.........u r screwed!!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she gets home drop your kecks, bend over and prepare to pegged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show her the shrunken jumper and tell her that if she had a handle on the domestic duties this sort of thing simply wouldn't happen and that it is, in reality, all her own fault.

Then ask why time dinner is ready and go to the pub.

PMSL!!!

Some men are soooo brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful, woman are good at saying its ok, while deep down they are planning their revenge, and when you in a deep sleep she slips off your bed clothes and cuts you balls off, the good thing is that it's always done in one swift movement "

Not with a rusty old bread knife it wont

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