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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is all noisy sex good? My mums neighbour sounds awful.

If only i could attach a sound clip of how comically bad she sounds..

you ever had a noisy lover that just made you wanna laugh?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once, an she snorted like a pig :-S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once, an she snorted like a pig :-S"

Lol find i tend to laugh more when i hear someone snort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old neighbours... she used to push him off and make a noise like a quack when she came and he would plead "let me back in, let me back in".

I used to think someone had locked a talking duck out of the house!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Geees , I had this noisey bitch once, she screamed and screamed and screamed ..............as loud as she could....................

And she didn't stop till I cum up her arse .................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Geees , I had this noisey bitch once, she screamed and screamed and screamed ..............as loud as she could....................

And she didn't stop till I cum up her arse .................

"

Doesnt count if u enjoyed it lol

On about the sounds u think are just plain weird/wrong and off putting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My old neighbours... she used to push him off and make a noise like a quack when she came and he would plead "let me back in, let me back in".

I used to think someone had locked a talking duck out of the house!

"

Thats quackers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think my dad had terrible asthma till i was 14. Then i understood.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Hubby says i sounded like a Whooppee cushion one night in a certain position lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I used to think my dad had terrible asthma till i was 14. Then i understood. "

Ooops.. that sickening feeling when you hear ya parents at it. Badddd times

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"

I used to think my dad had terrible asthma till i was 14. Then i understood.

Ooops.. that sickening feeling when you hear ya parents at it. Badddd times"

My parents slept in separate rooms so I was spared this!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Geees , I had this noisey bitch once, she screamed and screamed and screamed ..............as loud as she could....................

And she didn't stop till I cum up her arse .................

Doesnt count if u enjoyed it lol

On about the sounds u think are just plain weird/wrong and off putting "

I know a sound that is just plain weird, totally wrong and so off putting.................................

No, I can't say it . ........:..........

The exit sound .....................Shhhhhhh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My neighbours used to make a funny squeaking sound (mainly him). Something has changed recently though as they are having more sex and it's not so squeaky any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of when my eldest got married and being skint, started off living with us.

On the first night, I said to the Mrs, you now love, how about we have a shag every time they do, at least we won't have to listen to them and we'll enjoy ourselves too. Surprisingly, she agreed.

22.00 it starts, 23.20 it starts again. Can you believe 01.30 it starts again.

Anyways, at 03.00 i had to bang on the wall and shout "Son, can you stop that, yer killing yer mother,"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after an hour the noise has finally ended..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well after an hour the noise has finally ended.. "

Only a short session then? That might just be for the intercourse fag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What like...

Oooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh fucccckkk me heehee...fuckkkkkkk meeeee ahhhhhhh!

Like that ya?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

ssshhhhh

*courtesy of the church mouse department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear my neighbours when they argue and the kids running up the landing but nt been lycky enough to here them havibg sex but she is pregnant at the min and due fairly shortly so no doubt I will hear the baby cry and them argu as to whose turb it is for the feeds lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What like...

Oooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh fucccckkk me heehee...fuckkkkkkk meeeee ahhhhhhh!

Like that ya? "

That reads normal ..

this was just a whole mixed up loud noise.. nothing i could type in text could replicate it.

My daughter asked what the noise was and being sarcastic replied 'its a moose being killed'.. a moose being killed probably would never sound that bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Reminds me of when my eldest got married and being skint, started off living with us.

On the first night, I said to the Mrs, you now love, how about we have a shag every time they do, at least we won't have to listen to them and we'll enjoy ourselves too. Surprisingly, she agreed.

22.00 it starts, 23.20 it starts again. Can you believe 01.30 it starts again.

Anyways, at 03.00 i had to bang on the wall and shout "Son, can you stop that, yer killing yer mother,""

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

quiet as a mouse me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugher occasionally because I've been reliably informed I tickle when I'm on top giving it some.

Also have a 'friend' who lives in an upstairs flat who's had numerous letters from the council re. 'noise'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh the clickerty clack of her knitting needles still haunt me to this day..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I once played with a guy at chams who roared as he came. I'm sure the while of the club heard him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate noisy sex and find a swift punch the back of the head helps immeasurably after I've dragged them into the alleyway!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Logged onto facebook to find several of my friends were annoyed by noisy sex...

Randy buggers around the uk were at it lol.. downside to warm nights people leave their windows open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!! "

My ex used to say I looked like Jimmi Hendrix doing a guitar solo. Now that would be a noise to make!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!!

My ex used to say I looked like Jimmi Hendrix doing a guitar solo. Now that would be a noise to make! "

I think the weirdest noise is NEVER hearing my neighbours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!! "

Read this several times and still don't understand lol ... "Son's dad who lives at his parents" ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"quiet as a mouse me!

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Great photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons father - my partner lives at his parents, my neighbours are a blink and miss kinda thing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!!

Read this several times and still don't understand lol ... "Son's dad who lives at his parents" ????"

Maybe I'm wrong but think it's just a matter of needing to be past not present tense which needs to be: "my son's dad who lived with his parents when we met"

Without the use of gags, etc, (you kinky devil) How well are we at stifling noise when needing to be quiet and still having the all essential fun?

Stopped in one B&B and we had to have sex on the floor coz the bed creaked so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!!

Read this several times and still don't understand lol ... "Son's dad who lives at his parents" ????

Maybe I'm wrong but think it's just a matter of needing to be past not present tense which needs to be: "my son's dad who lived with his parents when we met"

Without the use of gags, etc, (you kinky devil) How well are we at stifling noise when needing to be quiet and still having the all essential fun?

Stopped in one B&B and we had to have sex on the floor coz the bed creaked so much! "

Noo present sense cause I refuse to let him move in and be jobless. There was just gagging me haha or pinning me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old neighbours... she used to push him off and make a noise like a quack when she came and he would plead "let me back in, let me back in".

I used to think someone had locked a talking duck out of the house!

"

omg im laffin my head off here...thanks for starting my day off x

let me back in lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be incredibly quiet then I met my sons dad who lives at his parents... had his brothers walk in mid sex and say 'guys come on now its not even mid afternoon!' Jees, I had a guy who would roar, a guy that squeaked? Weird!, and a guy who would make this :o face haha Such Fun!!

Read this several times and still don't understand lol ... "Son's dad who lives at his parents" ????

Maybe I'm wrong but think it's just a matter of needing to be past not present tense which needs to be: "my son's dad who lived with his parents when we met"

Without the use of gags, etc, (you kinky devil) How well are we at stifling noise when needing to be quiet and still having the all essential fun?

Stopped in one B&B and we had to have sex on the floor coz the bed creaked so much!

Noo present sense cause I refuse to let him move in and be jobless. There was just gagging me haha or pinning me down "

Lovely to be busy and 'tied up' with your business, isn't it?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"quiet as a mouse me!

Great photos"

Ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she sound like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYSVKyQcaJE

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