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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... they are too busy juggling electric eels.

Your turn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they are on their period

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"because they are on their period"

Ah - come on! You can do better than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they are men pretending to be women

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because they are on their period

Ah - come on! You can do better than that! "

because they are on their dabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's way too much couponing to be done

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Because they are already fucking someone else.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"because they are on their period

Ah - come on! You can do better than that!

because they are on their dabs"

That's a new one on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you dont want to talk to us have i won

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Because I am painting my toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing Candy Crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are too busy shagging everybody else on the site who is nicer than the person messaging them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want what they can't have no challenge no interest

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By *unky monkey 351Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because of pmt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause they are on the phone to their mum, saying what bastards men are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're shoe shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are not fully wired

(or maybe they're just pig ignorant - we may never know! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they fear my cock

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Because his cock looks like its been half chewed by wolves!

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Because they have a bug up their ass

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh - and i'm washing my hair

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They can't stop laughing long enough....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because his cock looks like its been half chewed by wolves! "

because thay are too busy straining for a shite into their pantie poop basket

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Because they are glued to the cock pics attached to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do answer all my messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're too busy having a lesbian orgy while comparing the stupid messages sent by us guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Playing Candy Crush "

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

They do not have the ability to read a genuine message from a genuinely sexually frustrated tosser because most of the messages they receive are written in the form of text speak therefore rendering the potential sperm receptical to choose to ignore the adoring suitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we don't have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 241 in my box right now would you fancy replyin to all of them ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're busy prick teasing

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By *denlouWoman
over a year ago

bideford


"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite "

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Because we don't have to "

oooooeeerrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we don't have to "

And just can't be arsed cos the sender can't be arsed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we're altogether having a huge pillow fight

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

They are going out at the weekend so they've just started getting ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... they are too busy trying to tuck their cocks under to make a fanny for their new profile pic

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

because they are frantically flicking their 'bean' at the phallic shaped aerosol cans next to the todger pictures..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Because we're altogether having a huge pillow fight "

smeared in custard and the feathers fly everywhere..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm just a cock teaser

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite "

Geees, and we don't work ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're too busy having a lesbian orgy while comparing the stupid messages sent by us guys?

"

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite

Geees, and we don't work ???????

"

No!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

They are too busy on Farmville

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite

Geees, and we don't work ???????

No! "

Wooooooo.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Because they are still trying to read the 10,000 word story that the single male wrote to tell her exactly what he wants to do to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because some of us work so much we only have a small window of opportunity and therefore are only interested in the elite

Geees, and we don't work ???????

"

The post however is why don't women answer mail from men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers."

I actually do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They put it in the to be annoyed later file.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they know their fanny will be stretched for a month after getting it pumped by my pulsing punisher

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that "

How hardcore are you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're shoe shopping! "
Yipee, just won a fabulous black pair of heels on ebay. Messages...do I have messages.? Shoe shopping is another sort of porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they dont know how to work their fancy phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that

How hardcore are you! "

No shaving rash and less painful than waxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that

How hardcore are you!

No shaving rash and less painful than waxing "

Moody u have made me shudder

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids .............. "

Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that

How hardcore are you!

No shaving rash and less painful than waxing

Moody u have made me shudder "

Sowie

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They got lost on the forum and didn't notice any messages had come in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............

Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil.... "

no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they have u blocked

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............

Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....

no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!! "

Check your phone - they will have sent a text to ensure they get the last word.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Because we like the pretty yellow colour they're highlighted with when unread.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"because they have u blocked"

Under every other name you have used but you keep the same picture. I have three like this.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because we like the pretty yellow colour they're highlighted with when unread. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong "

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

they just get too fucking many

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By *exiSlutBabeWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I don't reply to junk mail that comes through my letterbox, most of the mails I get are no better than junk mail, randomly sent to people who the sender has no consideration for.

I know instantly if someone has shown me the respect of reading my profile before getting in touch, these people ALWAYS get a reply, those that don't read it are not really interested in me as a person, their mail is just junk to me so it goes in my junk mail box ie the trash can.

I am not arrogant, I don't think every man likes me I know some won't, I don't have the pick of any man on here but I do have the right to respect and show respect to those who deserve it.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... they are busy smothering themselves with peanut butter - crunchy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mmm peanut butter ... crunchy mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The senders didn't read the profile where it says no messages pleeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath. "

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)"

It's meant to be a light-hearted thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)

It's meant to be a light-hearted thread. "

And the light hearted punchline should have been... "because they can..."

Apologies for the disturbance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cos they are on my thread helping me get rid of the kids ..............

Have you still not got rid of them yet? Do they need an exorcism? My friend told me the other night her child had turned into the devil....

no they are still here - although ...... there is silence ............ I think I had the last word !!!!

Check your phone - they will have sent a text to ensure they get the last word."

nope they havent got any credit lol

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)

It's meant to be a light-hearted thread.

And the light hearted punchline should have been... "because they can..."

Apologies for the disturbance... "

I sense a disturbance in the Force! Maybe that's why women don't answer messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the words 'would you like to suck on this' with a pic attached is no way to start a conversation.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Because the words 'would you like to suck on this' with a pic attached is no way to start a conversation.

"

Well ..... depends who you are with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework? "

Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?

Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now "

Or get that solid iron chastity belt!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

it is strange cos they usually like having the last word

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"it is strange cos they usually like having the last word "

But the silent treatment works so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?

Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now

Or get that solid iron chastity belt!!"

I'm sorry - i'm sorry!!!

I forgot cooking and hovering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are too busy rolling around the floor laughing hysterically at other posts and pics

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i'd like to see a woman hover

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)"

I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)

I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them "

Touche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do but the system blocks them to maintain an atomsphere of desperate anticipation.

All eager responses are diverted to the senior gardening forum which has an surprisingly high user turn over but is well known for its condolence cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because fuck you, that's why.

^ that's my spawn's reply to most questions!

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By *oxoxoWoman
over a year ago

london


"Playing Candy Crush "

Doh..thats what I was gonna say...lol

Stupid game...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and the soaps usually takes the top spot.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Because they're too busy washing, ironing and doing housework?

Ooooooo you might aswell shoot yourself now

Or get that solid iron chastity belt!!

I'm sorry - i'm sorry!!!

I forgot cooking and hovering! "

I can cook, but have not managed to master hovering yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because men don't read what they reply anyway

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that "

Me too lol in fact I dont mind other people tweezing it either . mmmm pleasure / pain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they know they don't have to as they can choose when and if they reply to them as they think they have all the power. Us men should prove them wrong

OK - go ahead. We await with baited breath.

For God's sake breathe woman...!!!

Women don answer messages for the same reason that dogs lick their own bollocks....;-)

I reply to all messages for the same reason that cats play with mice before they kill them "

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

They are too busy sky diving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are busy shaving their chests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can't stop using vibrating objects ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are too busy plucking the hairs from their foofoos one by one with a pair of tweezers.

I actually do that

How hardcore are you!

No shaving rash and less painful than waxing

Moody u have made me shudder

Sowie

"

Glad im not the only one! My sister gets alot of ungrown hairs from shavibg on her legs so il sort her ingrowns and she'll pluck my leg hairs. Takes a while but cheaper than waxing and the pain is very minor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

because they can't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are so beautiful that they are spoiled for choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they have to many message to read.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... they are too busy laughing at the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because their nails are still wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually reply - if I don't it's because the message is too short or too dull to be worth an answer....

Three word messages don't need replying to, do they?

Well, do they..???

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I usually reply - if I don't it's because the message is too short or too dull to be worth an answer....

Three word messages don't need replying to, do they?

Well, do they..???"

No - we NEVER respond - didn't you know? We're all timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)"

Hence my 'career change' thread!

Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!

It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!

*might be wrong about the last bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)

Hence my 'career change' thread!

Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!

It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!

*might be wrong about the last bit! "

Great way to plug your own thread there Obi

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)

Hence my 'career change' thread!

Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!

It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!

*might be wrong about the last bit!

Great way to plug your own thread there Obi "

All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill!

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By *zanyCouple
over a year ago

truro

Think most males think we are hard up for a shag. It's the opposite really as it is delicious to take your pick. Most messages are just too short ,most pics seem to be just cock, and most don't read or respect the writing in profile.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Think most males think we are hard up for a shag. It's the opposite really as it is delicious to take your pick. Most messages are just too short ,most pics seem to be just cock, and most don't read or respect the writing in profile. "

So - what other things do you do to amuse yourself rather than answer messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girls on here get absolutely hounded with messages and on chat, I dunno how they cope. It's full-on as hell

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"The girls on here get absolutely hounded with messages and on chat, I dunno how they cope. It's full-on as hell "

We cope by ignoring messages and doing other things instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can't reverse the car into the parking space and have been stuck outside all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The girls on here get absolutely hounded with messages and on chat, I dunno how they cope. It's full-on as hell

We cope by ignoring messages and doing other things instead. "

Oooo errr

A girl on chat told me she gets 300 a day! A day!!! Fack that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)

Hence my 'career change' thread!

Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!

It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!

*might be wrong about the last bit!

Great way to plug your own thread there Obi

All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill! "

Czech's in the post! He's a little lazy but in sure you can find a use for him!

*This post was brought to you in conjunction with "Obi's Toy and Pram Emporium".

"Having a bad day/week/life? Things not going how you want? Starting to feel like you're invisible, nobody's listening to you and it's not official 'Rant Thursday' ? Then shimmy your over expectant ass down to Obi's and purchase yourself one of the worlds finest prams, along with some shiny new toys to hurl from it at your leisure!! Guaranteed (not) to free you from stress and sexual frustration in minutes, far simpler than bashing keys on your laptop and can even be done with friends!! So go on - cheer yourself up and buy one today - you never know when you'll need one and Thursdays are so rare these days!!!"

*shit - it's Thursday isn't it!

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Too busy blocking the men who write rude posts about why women don't reply to messages

Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we don't have to

oooooeeerrrrrrr "

Mrs

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"because they are time wasters and cock teasers (judging by the recent trend in the forums anyway)

Hence my 'career change' thread!

Ooh - I've got the definitive answer!!!

It's because they're far too busy sending cut and paste messages to every bloke on site without checking they (may, possibly, just about, in a dark room with their meet blindfolded) meet the vague profiles preferences listed, because they never receive anything in their inbox and if the don't get laid soon their balls will explode!

*might be wrong about the last bit!

Great way to plug your own thread there Obi

All advertising is subject to a small fee. Well something has to pay my Love Honey bill!

Czech's in the post! He's a little lazy but in sure you can find a use for him!

*This post was brought to you in conjunction with "Obi's Toy and Pram Emporium".

"Having a bad day/week/life? Things not going how you want? Starting to feel like you're invisible, nobody's listening to you and it's not official 'Rant Thursday' ? Then shimmy your over expectant ass down to Obi's and purchase yourself one of the worlds finest prams, along with some shiny new toys to hurl from it at your leisure!! Guaranteed (not) to free you from stress and sexual frustration in minutes, far simpler than bashing keys on your laptop and can even be done with friends!! So go on - cheer yourself up and buy one today - you never know when you'll need one and Thursdays are so rare these days!!!"

*shit - it's Thursday isn't it! "

Not keen on lazy Czech's - prefer a nice hard Pole.

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By *enandlisaCouple
over a year ago

Burnley'ish


"... they are too busy juggling electric eels.

Your turn!"

.....most have a hubby lurking in the background ("who will only get involved if asked") and he's not interested in single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... they are too busy juggling electric eels.

Your turn!"

I don't really care why, I just assume they are not interested.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Because they are too busy shagging everybody else on the site who is nicer than the person messaging them."

Hehehehe!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They do but the system blocks them to maintain an atomsphere of desperate anticipation.

"

Hahaha, very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they are too busy shagging everybody else on the site who is nicer than the person messaging them.

Hehehehe!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too busy blocking the men who write rude posts about why women don't reply to messages

Lisa"

Harsh, beat you to it though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

their hands are covered in cum

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By *orsetandheelsWoman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Looking at wedding cakes on Pinterest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"their hands are covered in cum"

Lol, you could be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groupon

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By *zanyCouple
over a year ago

truro

The same as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are loyal n don't wanna two time their rampant rabbit?

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