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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats everyone's fave film quote. Mine has to be

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

From 'They live'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you think the waitresses hate you now? wait till you give them crabs then you will know what real hatred is

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

...In Bruges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto..... i've got a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.......

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By *ark Gr8 Teddy BearMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Black cock down" meet the millers. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

Kit, Pretty Woman

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Cut the crap, bring on the meat!" Little Shop of Horrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats everyone's fave film quote. Mine has to be

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

From 'They live'"

Frankly my dear.I don't give a damn (Gone with the Wind) or in the case of my staffie bull 'born with the wind'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner

Dirty dancing

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

what we've got here is failure to communicate .. cool hand luke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she's so fat you have to throw talc at it and aim for the wet patch ...bruce willis ..last boy scout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ticket"

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no perfect people in this life..just perfect intentions.

Robin hood prince of thieves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't call me Shirley !! "

Airplane........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow is another day

Scarlett O'Hara - Gone With The Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy rusty metal, Batman...

the one with The Riddler in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Charles ...get The rifle ...we're being facked "......Lock Stock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


" " Charles ...get The rifle ...we're being facked "......Lock Stock "
its been emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" " Charles ...get The rifle ...we're being facked "......Lock Stock its been emotional"

vinny jones

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye are seldom the same"

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Brick Top in Snatch

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"He swings both ways - men and boys"

Saturday Night Fever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get'

Forest Gump

xxx

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

"Pullover"

"No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the Beatles movie "Hard Day Night"

Reporter: Has success changed your life?

George: Yes.

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"Let the wookie win"

Star Wars

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Vinny what's that ?....its a shotgun Sol ....that's not a shotgun its fucking artillery piece Vincent ! " ...snatch

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine"

Try again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever danced with the devil in a pale moonlight

Said by the joker in the original Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again..."

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "

Close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Close enough

"

Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die'

Bane, Dark knight rises

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children.

It can't rain all the time.

Both from The Crow.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Stand by me.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Close enough

Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ? "

'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Dirty harry ...

I know what your thinking! did he fire 6 shots or only 5 ?

Well to tell you the truth , through all this excitement I kinda lost track myself!

But being this is a 44 magnum , the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off

You got to ask yourself one question ..

Do I feel lucky?

Well do you punk?

Robber ... Hey .. I gots to know !

Dirty Harry ... Walks over and fires ... "Click"

Robber " son of a bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Close enough

Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?

'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)

"

Bugger so near but but yet so far x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit. I've been shot"

"I don't fucking believe this, could everyone stop getting shot!"

Lock stock

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Close enough

Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?

'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)

Bugger so near but but yet so far x"

Got there in the end !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you rebeling agains WHAT YOU GOT. (Marlon Brando )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not supposed to blow the bloody doors off,

michael caine

Try again...

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Close enough

Lol is it bleeding doors not bloody ?

'You were', not 'Your' (which grammatically speaking makes no sense whatsoever)

Bugger so near but but yet so far x

Got there in the end !! "

Took time but yup got there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch "

It was at a funny angle

Snatch is probably the most quotable film in history

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days

Bull Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' it's a dream to some, a nightmare to others!'

from merlin the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie don't surf!!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Colonel Kilgore

US 9th Air Cavalry.

"Apocalypse Now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fuxk with the wongs (wanderers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tyrone.." it came at me from behind ! "....Sol ..." things do tend to come at you from behind when you're reversing ! " ...Snatch

It was at a funny angle

Snatch is probably the most quotable film in history"

It's a classic film, i never get bored of it !

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

Kegworth

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay

my vengeance upon thee.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Johnny !

The Shining

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By *ustyBrunette35Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Blackberry: Men have always hated us.

Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.

Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.

Watership Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever tried eatin' corn on the cob with no fuckin teeth" Blues Brothers.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

634 blowjobs in 5 days..

gawd I love Erin Brockovitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

All About Eve

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Police Chief Martin C. Brody played by the late Roy Scheider in Jaws

Apparently the line was not in the script..he just ad-libbed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Arthur Younger: Do it! Do it! I love my country, you people crap on it! I love my religion, you people spit on it! Just remember something, I'm here because I wanna be here! I let myself be caught, because I'm not a coward! I chose to meet my oppressors face to face! You call me a barbarian? Then what are you? What, you expect me to weep over 50 civillians? You people kill that number every day! How does it feel Brody? This is not about me! This is about you! How does it feel? You have no authority here! None! There is but one authority, and it is not you! You are a blight, you are a cancer! How does it feel Brody?

Movie- Unthinkable

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By *antoplay1976Couple
over a year ago

Chico

Welcome to Cosco.. I love you!

Idiocracy

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"A man's gotta know his limitations "

Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan in Magnum Force

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By *alek1Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

'Death by stereo.....'

The Lost Boys

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

apple pie for breakfast,why we aren't poor after all

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy & he's going to bed!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Can't remember which film ................

"Houston.......................

We have a problem"....................

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By *alek1Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

'it's the car, right? Chicks love the car'

Batman Forever

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

But why "Harry the hatchet"?

I don't get it!

Lock stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy & he's going to bed!"

" blessed are The peace makers for they shall inherit The earth " ....aww the cheesemakers !...isn't that lovely ?..I'm glad they're getting something !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it bleeds...we can kill it ... Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mickey was a mouse, Donald was a duck. Pluto was a dog, so what the hell was goofy?" Stand by me.....but what was goofy?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Can't remember which film ................

"Houston.......................

We have a problem"....................

"

Apollo 13...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

2. (KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?)

Sargent, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean, just, I'm sitting here on the bench, I mean I'm sitting here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after being a litterbug."

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?” — Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"I'm goin t'call mine spider"

"Ya can't call a kitten spider"

"I c'n call it anything I like"

"Your daft in the head you are"

"And I'll teach it to hate yours and eat it all up"

Whistle down the wind

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

you talkin to me?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


""Pullover"

"No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing" "

We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheres your tool

scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am i doing here?"

A sperm from a Woody Allen film.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I ate his liver with some fava beans...and a nice Chianti

Hannibal (the Cannibal) Lecter

The sucking gesture that follows the line was improvised by Anthony Hopkins and was not in the script, but it made that line all the more horrific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them alone Barry, can't you see they have got no money, they can't even afford new furniture

Lock stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the entire opening scene of full metal jacket

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Honey ...................

I'm hommeeee ...........:..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never rub another mans Rhubarb" jack Nicholson Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Nickleson: "You're shittin me!"

Morgan Freeman: "No....The cats beat me to it!"

The Bucket List.

I cried laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bazinga!"

In the ball pool. Let me know if you're a fan too.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley


"the entire opening scene of full metal jacket "

what is your major malfunction numbnuts,did'nt mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Jack Nickleson: "You're shittin me!"

Morgan Freeman: "No....The cats beat me to it!"

The Bucket List.

I cried laughing. "

Another brilliant line from the same film uttered by JN:-

"When you get to my age...never trust a fart"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger O. Thornhill. What does the O stand for?" "Nothing"

and

"This matter is best disposed of from a great height, over water"

North by Northwest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I see for my bollocking - TT closer to the edge.

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, it smelsl like victory - Apocolypse now.

Now go do the voodoo that you do so well - blazing saddles.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could tell you but I'd have to kill you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.

Obi-Wan has taught you well, but you are not a Jedi yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice Bever....oh..thanks...I had it stuffed lately.... Naked Gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... and cancel Christmas..!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mum, can i have some more fucking crisps. Now"

In most films.

err, what do you mean it's not part OF the film?

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

It's all about respect !!

Harry hill

Goodfellas

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Who's motorcycle is this?

It's not a motorcyle it's a chopper baby.

Who's chopper is this?

Zed's

Who is Zed?

Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead

(Roars off)

I may not have got that exactly right I know!

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.

Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.

Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.

Brian: No Faith.

Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

warriors, come out to plaaaaayyyyy

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"wheres your tool

scum "

What facking tool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat Fkin Mavis.

Rita, sue n bob too

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Carlin - "You tell 'im he's a black barsted"

Other geezer - "He already knows!"

Scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every since I was a kid, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Henry hill, goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...

From Bladerunner

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over a year ago


"Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.

Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.

Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.

Brian: No Faith.

Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage. Pop the hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.21 "jigga"watts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!

Braveheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From daybreakers

It's as safe as barebacking a two doller whore

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over a year ago

Simon: I remember the First War, the way the sky burned, the faces of angels destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer Fall. But now my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here where we are mortal to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought the War would happen again.

"The Prophecy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyril Bench: One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

"Vertical Limit"

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By *windonkinkMan
over a year ago

Swindon

'I'll buy that for a dollar'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jip: The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

"Human Traffic "

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over a year ago

Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.

"Once upon a time in the west "

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over a year ago

A few from the movie " The football factory "

Tommy Johnson: There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.

Tommy Johnson: What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

Tommy Johnson: The next best thing to violence is sex. And seeing as there's nearly 500,000 single women in London, I must be in with half a chance. Especially as I'd fuck anything that's breathing.

No more posts I promise ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better to burn out than to fade away

Highlander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was during this sorrow that love came to me." A voice filled with harmony. It says, "Live still, I am life. Heaven is in your eyes. Is everything around you just the blood and mud? I am divine. I am oblivion. I am the god... that comes down from the heavens, and makes of the Earth a heaven. I am love!... I am love."

Philadelphia (Maria Callas aria)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people wouldn't believe the things I've seen.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glisten in the darkness at the Turnhauser Gate.

All those things will be lost in time, like, tears in the rain...

Time to die...

Roy Batty's death scene in Bladerunner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

...In Bruges"

I love that movie!

What if the milkman knows karate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! It's lollypop man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thought he was invincible the other thought he could fly... they were both wrong" Steven Seagal in Marked For Death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why try to blend in when you were born to stand out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't handle the truth!!"

Col. Jessup - A few good men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strike me down and I will come back stronger than you could possibly imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... that hole is not my pussy, now take it out of my arse ..

Film quote taken from i dont like anal sex -)

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York


"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay

my vengeance upon thee. "

I wish I could remember that so I could recite it when faced with such things as a parking warden! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guns for show, knives for a pro

If the milk turns out to be sour, i aint the kinda pussy to drink it - no what i mean!

Ahh! shit ive been shot..

Can everyone stop getting shot!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Your dead to me jack" said davie jones to a captain jack sparrow who has returned from dead mans chest. Always makes me laugh. Lol.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


""You can't handle the truth!!"

Col. Jessup - A few good men. "

One of the greatest films ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" what time is it ?....it's around 2.30 ...that's brilliant ..you can tell The time by looking at The sun ?....no I looked at this watch Mick gave me "....crocadile dundee ..( words to that affect )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordell Robbie: Goddamn girl, you gettin' high already? It's just 2 o'clock!

Melanie: [chuckling]It's that late?

Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.

Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...

- Jackie Brown

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Apollo creed to rocky

" see that look in their eyes rock? .... You gotta get that look back Rock ....

Eye of the tiger man! "

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

...In Bruges

I love that movie!

What if the milkman knows karate?"

Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !

Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I ask for so little...

Just fear me, love me.

Do as I say and I will be your slave".

- Jareth (David Bowie) in Labyrinth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was too much of the dialog to post here but everything Dennis Hopper character says to Christopher Walkdens in True Romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all gonna laugh at you!

Carrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

...In Bruges

I love that movie!

What if the milkman knows karate?

Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !

Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...

"

Fuck!...A bottle!

And

Oh, you're an American! Try not to say anything crass...

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By *ophiasChoiceWoman
over a year ago

ystrad mynach

"You killed me scooter." and, "All you fucking Mr.Postman...fuck off!"

Quadrophenia, Phil Daniels aka Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moments in time...like tears in the rain...Bladerunner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats that? its a dickfor

whats a dickfor?

its 2 pee with

spies like us

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


" Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

...In Bruges

I love that movie!

What if the milkman knows karate?

Forget 'Lock, Stock...' and 'Snatch', 'In Bruges' has the most quotable dialogue ever !

Two many hookers and a racist dwarf, I think I'm heading home...

Fuck!...A bottle!

And

Oh, you're an American! Try not to say anything crass..."

That should have been 'Two manky hookers...', fucking phone !!

'Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead or alive .. your coming with me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You call that a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All for me!" - petite thai girl when faced with two large cocks in a porn I recently watched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cannot say anything nice, don't say anything at all"

bambi

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By *arnsleycpl4uCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

What fuckin tool lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big man little Dick

A film called Hard Men

Talking about a Chinese writing tattoo a gangster had down the length of his back. Never knew what it said until a hooker told him it translated to the above

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

" If you and your undershirt will walk two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling"

John Gielgud in "Arthur"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Casablanca

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Dying aint much of a living boy"

The Outlaw Josey Wales

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

pillows, they're not pillows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!

Boondock saints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!

Boondock saints. "

Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant

the cat

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Bring out the gimp"

"Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead"

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"He's not the messiah...he's a very naughty boy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!

Boondock saints.

Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant

the cat "

Apparently! My resources tell me theres a third one in the works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got red on ye

How's that for a slice of fried gold? Yeah boy!!!

And the one I turn into a child and yell everytime . . . . .

HULK SMASH!!!!!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My favourite ever;

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer" - Ace Ventura

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over a year ago


"Make like bananas and g.. get the fook outta here!

Boondock saints.

Epic film, didn't like the 2nd but the first was brilliant

the cat

Apparently! My resources tell me theres a third one in the works! "

Not seen the 2nd but the 1st one was awesome. William dafoe was more convincing as a tv then I would have ever imagined

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Rollo Tomasso"

Kevin Spacey's dying words in

LA Confidential

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Raging Bull

Jake: He's an ugly fuck

Joey: What's it matter to you, you're gonna fight him not fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,

they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma

and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning

but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school

and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their

Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the

dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown

cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Classic

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?

Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! Shit, I could eat a frozen dog.

Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.

Goin' South 1978 with Jack Nicholson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a spoon full of sugar....."

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

Bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my mothafuckin' farm! I'm a lead farmer, mothafucka!

Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!

Taken.

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