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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants to play?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

No thanks! My dad used to do this to my mum when I was a kid cos he found it funny. My mum threatened to divorce him if he ever did it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks! My dad used to do this to my mum when I was a kid cos he found it funny. My mum threatened to divorce him if he ever did it again "

Its all good fun I dont know why women dont like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is Dutch ovens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is Dutch ovens "

I can show you its fantastic for the ladies!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

You probably don't want to know!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"What is Dutch ovens "

When you fart in bed and pull the covers over your head to keep the smell in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to google it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good God! Ian does this to me all the time , the same as cupcaking

Why do they think it's funny.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Oh good God! Ian does this to me all the time , the same as cupcaking

Why do they think it's funny. "

Because men are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why Dutch food is shite

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"That's why Dutch food is shite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit. "

No way man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DUTCH OVENS!!!!

Not heard that in a while.

Yeah i do that on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross, definitely grounds for divorce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gross, definitely grounds for divorce."

Let's get married!

Always wanted to know what divorce is actually like!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit.

No way man! "

Way!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

All those not tried it with a loved one...

YOU have not lived!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it to grizzly now and then

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Not to be do confused with the other Dutch oven.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit. "

Last time I looked , Peckham was in London that means any offence committed would come under English jurisdiction.

2nd degree manslaughter is an American offence as detailed below.

Manslaughter in the second degree is defined as the unlawful killing of a human being without malice either express or implied, and without intent to kill or to inflict the injury causing death, committed accidentally in the commission of some unlawful act not felonious, or in the improper performance of an act lawful in itself. Manslaughter in the second degree may be committed by the doing of an unlawful act, or the doing of a lawful act in an unlawful manner, although at the time the defendant did not actually know that the act would result in homicide, and this notwithstanding, after the act was done, or while in progress the defendant used ordinary care to prevent the taking of human life; nor is the intention to take life necessary in a prosecution for this offense.

If it were true it would have been reported in the Daily Sport

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit.

Last time I looked , Peckham was in London that means any offence committed would come under English jurisdiction.

2nd degree manslaughter is an American offence as detailed below.

Manslaughter in the second degree is defined as the unlawful killing of a human being without malice either express or implied, and without intent to kill or to inflict the injury causing death, committed accidentally in the commission of some unlawful act not felonious, or in the improper performance of an act lawful in itself. Manslaughter in the second degree may be committed by the doing of an unlawful act, or the doing of a lawful act in an unlawful manner, although at the time the defendant did not actually know that the act would result in homicide, and this notwithstanding, after the act was done, or while in progress the defendant used ordinary care to prevent the taking of human life; nor is the intention to take life necessary in a prosecution for this offense.

If it were true it would have been reported in the Daily Sport "

At what point did I say it was a true story?

http://www.netrider.net.au/threads/dutch-oven-went-horribly-wrong.162208/

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"There was a news story hanging around the internets last week that some bro in Peckham killed his wife pulling this shit.

Apparently she was killed by toxic suffocation. The dude got 2nd degree manslaughter.

Google 'dutch oven man kills wife'

Some funny shit. "

Lets face it....

Anyone forcing someone else under a duvet, pinning the down with their body weight and suffocating them just isnt playing the game right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any poor sod who would get in bed with me right now would be gassed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a Cleveland Steamer.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I heard that it was the modern equivalent to a marriage proposal.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

What is cupcaking?

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