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Who fucking snores?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering and what does it sound like????

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Have you just been recently informed that you snore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you just been recently informed that you snore? "

She said I did but ive never heard it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I snore but not whilst fucking - yet.

It sounds loud and horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I snore but not whilst fucking - yet.

It sounds loud and horrible."

Have you ever tried recording it and if so did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give"

Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Well some snoring is worse than others. Some sound like a bloody lorry is thundering through the bedroom. With others it's more like really deep breathing.

I once broke up with a guy because he sounded like a lorry thundering through my bedroom. Was so bad I had to either smother him to death with a pillow, or dump him. I chose the latter. God I'm awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give

Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate! "

OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ?

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"Have you just been recently informed that you snore? "

Someone told me I snore fairly recently. I dispute that and claim I just had a bit of a blocked nose at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well some snoring is worse than others. Some sound like a bloody lorry is thundering through the bedroom. With others it's more like really deep breathing.

I once broke up with a guy because he sounded like a lorry thundering through my bedroom. Was so bad I had to either smother him to death with a pillow, or dump him. I chose the latter. God I'm awful "

I actually heard it was u who snored and he couldnt stand it...so he pretended!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give

Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!

OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ?"

No but seen the incredible hulk porno! It was a cheat they painted him green all the green came off his willy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol"

Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I snore but not whilst fucking - yet.

It sounds loud and horrible.

Have you ever tried recording it and if so did it work? "

An ex recorded us in bed chatting, making love and falling asleep for samples for a music piece he was composing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give

Thats not a snore its a wookie mating mate!

OOh uve seen star wars the XXX hole ?

No but seen the incredible hulk porno! It was a cheat they painted him green all the green came off his willy!"

thats what happens when u have a gammacockray burst ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol

Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you "

No farms where I live, put it down to a blocked nose and heavy cold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged. I'm a champion snorer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol

Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you "

I tend to snore...hate going on holidays with friends. I have to try so hard to ensure i'm the last one to sleep. They hate me on days I fail

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Singing is supposed to help with snoring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Singing is supposed to help with snoring."

So is balls in the back of your pajamas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My kids once recorded me snoring and sounded like a tractor lol

Bet it was a tractor really and they conned you

I tend to snore...hate going on holidays with friends. I have to try so hard to ensure i'm the last one to sleep. They hate me on days I fail "

Snores enjoy the sleep better and are having sweet dreams lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snore so i've been told, not that i believe it, cos have never heard it myself.

Apparently there is an iphone app to record your snores. Not been brave enough to get it, though if i don't snore wouldn't work anyway lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I used to till I had an op a few months back. Always found it strange how me snoring always gave me bruises down my left side very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are smart phone apps that can monitor your sleeping and presumably your snoring. Not tried them myself has anybody else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a sleep app called sleep bot, I think. It monitors how deep you sleep by how much you move and the sounds you make. It records it so you can play it back. Quite funny I snore but only a little, defo not as bad as the other half!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't !!!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I snore badly and have always done even as a skinny little kid but its worse as I've got older hence I rarely do overnights

I've used an app called sleep talk which works great and its quite funny to listen to it back as I've discovered that I also swear a lot in my sleep buts think that's because I'm in pain a lot with the bad knee and it obviously hurts when I move!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Just wondering and what does it sound like????

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Apparently I snore quite badly. Doesn't bother me as I'm asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kept getting told I snore badly, so I downloaded an adroid app for recording my snoring.

I was quite impressed as I was loud, it recorded me at 50db

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i snore louder than a fucking jack hammer

I remember reading about a guy who sellotaped his cake hole up to stop him snoring and it worked a fucking treat... he carked it

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

My OH...sometimes it sounds like a train going through the house, sometimes it sounds like a cartoon snore.

It keeps me awake, even with ear plugs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OH...sometimes it sounds like a train going through the house, sometimes it sounds like a cartoon snore.

It keeps me awake, even with ear plugs !"
Snap ..... My OH sounds like a train I tell him that .. and like you had the ear plugs but could still here him .. if I get nights and night I move him out , lol and I don't here the last of that for days after .. how could I be so nasty to turn him out of his own bed , well with out a good nights sleep I can turn into a monster , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I purr. Now, what on earth does that mean? I think she was taking the piss now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me sometimes. Especially after beer. Got a friend I sleep with once or twice a week who talks in her sleep. (I do occasionally too). She took her ranting a raving a step further the other night by going for me in her sleep: Grabbed me round the neck! I told her to stop being a silly girl in a firm voice and she just stopped.

And thinks were all good in the morning, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its like a "CHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHEEECHWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWEECHAWWWWWWW"

best onomatopoeia I can give"
thats my favourite word ever

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