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"somebody willl come along love "Come along why dont you | |||
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight... "oh no! waiting will be worth it - will be better when you do meet! Z | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" I know the feeling Hun nobody wants to meet me eather xxx | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Er froggy, quick! Look behind you! I think your pants are on fire   | |||
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight...
oh no! waiting will be worth it - will be better when you do meet! Z"Hide that bum missy or i'll get my flogger out and..... | |||
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight... "Tsk! It's not instashag.com you know!!! | |||
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"somebody willl come along love "Your ass don't look fifty years old
Hot stuff lol xx | |||
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We don't get meets down south!!
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight...
oh no! waiting will be worth it - will be better when you do meet! Z
Hide that bum missy or i'll get my flogger out and..... "lol - Z | |||
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight...
Tsk! It's not instashag.com you know!!! "Nobody told me that . My badge says...afuckayard! its been 20 miles and still waiting! I want my money back | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" I'd come to you just now if you will have me | |||
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"somebody willl come along love
Your ass don't look fifty years old
Hot stuff lol xx"Oi!!! Start your own thread to hit on the lovely ladies....this one is MINE...all MINE!! | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" I've nowt to do if ya fancy popping up to Manchester for an hour or so. | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet "I can accommodate.....woof woof!!! Please bring Luke with you | |||
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"I'm in the same boat Bambino but my odds are reduced as I'm not bi and I don't meet couples. I was talking to a friend on Friday about this. He thinks I need a stable of 12 stallions in order for me to achieve a meet once a week. We'll have to start a recruitment drive. " I'm very very good at interviewing on the fly Madame....and I do have One stallion you'd like | |||
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"somebody willl come along love
Your ass don't look fifty years old
Hot stuff lol xx
Oi!!! Start your own thread to hit on the lovely ladies....this one is MINE...all MINE!! "Ohhhhh so sorry but god have you seen that and you look like desert yourself I'm thinking 3 some maybe ? | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Nothing wrong with u ya just too far from me lol | |||
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"I'm in the same boat Bambino but my odds are reduced as I'm not bi and I don't meet couples. I was talking to a friend on Friday about this. He thinks I need a stable of 12 stallions in order for me to achieve a meet once a week. We'll have to start a recruitment drive. I'm very very good at interviewing on the fly Madame....and I do have One stallion you'd like "Is there room on that horse for two? | |||
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"somebody willl come along love
Your ass don't look fifty years old
Hot stuff lol xx
Oi!!! Start your own thread to hit on the lovely ladies....this one is MINE...all MINE!!
Ohhhhh so sorry but god have you seen that and you look like desert yourself I'm thinking 3 some maybe ? "Cheeky greedy man!! Have you asked the lady? A 3some is not just for Christmas you know!!  | |||
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"I'm in the same boat Bambino but my odds are reduced as I'm not bi and I don't meet couples. I was talking to a friend on Friday about this. He thinks I need a stable of 12 stallions in order for me to achieve a meet once a week. We'll have to start a recruitment drive. I'm very very good at interviewing on the fly Madame....and I do have One stallion you'd like
Is there room on that horse for two?"Ooooh yes...You take the head...I'll get the rear and then we swap in full swing!! | |||
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"somebody willl come along love
 "Pfft tut tut...I'm too old for you!!
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"somebody willl come along love
Your ass don't look fifty years old
Hot stuff lol xx
Oi!!! Start your own thread to hit on the lovely ladies....this one is MINE...all MINE!!
Ohhhhh so sorry but god have you seen that and you look like desert yourself I'm thinking 3 some maybe ?
Cheeky greedy man!! Have you asked the lady? A 3some is not just for Christmas you know!! "Do you blame me for for being greedy !! And there was me thinking Christmas has come early | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
I can accommodate.....woof woof!!! Please bring Luke with you "He would have to come as I don't drive | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet "Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
I can accommodate.....woof woof!!! Please bring Luke with you
He would have to come as I don't drive "*can you see me jumping up and down clapping my hands with delight?* | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
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We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
"Trust us Nothing happens here much to our disappointment
Or maybe we are looking in the wrong places | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
Trust us
Nothing happens here much to our disappointment
Or maybe we are looking in the wrong places "I gotta agree. Not enough meets down in Kent | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
Trust us
Nothing happens here much to our disappointment
Or maybe we are looking in the wrong places " | |||
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so stuck at home like usual
I DEMAND A MEET NOW pppllleeaaassseee | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
Shagfest capital?.....Manchester! "Who is willing to hold my .. Hand in Mancs then | |||
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"she is right Bambi " Ooooh err mister!!! Fancy a shag? | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" If you can't get a meet Ms Bambi then I'm hanging my six inch heeled, thigh high swinging boots up and putting my slippers on now! | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Well WOE IS BAMBI!!! **runs and hides*** | |||
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"Noooooooo...honestly my lovely! I've contacted 5 of my lovely guys and girls...they'are all busy shagging...just not me!! And I have the uber horn tonight...
Tsk! It's not instashag.com you know!!!
Nobody told me that . My badge says...afuckayard! its been 20 miles and still waiting! I want my money back "Patience is a virtue as they say | |||
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We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet
Always wondered which region was the hot bed ( excuse the pun) of swinging
Used to be Essex about 6 years ago
- then Kent took over
Shagfest capital?.....Manchester! "What am I sat here reading this twaddle for then??...? | |||
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"21st of September will change all that...;-) But in the fecking meantime...I am still horny and not getting any!!!!" I see you've changed your outfit. If red and black accentuating your cleavage doesn't work then you'll have to get yourself off to the convent. | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Who'd want to meet you
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"Don't worry I have a draught lol" Miss Lovely chops...good to see you here!! Have you scratched that 'frustrated' itch of yours???? | |||
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"21st of September will change all that...;-) But in the fecking meantime...I am still horny and not getting any!!!! I see you've changed your outfit. If red and black accentuating your cleavage doesn't work then you'll have to get yourself off to the convent. " | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! Who'd want to meet you
Honestly "I dont have them to be honest! I just want them to be here...now...!!! | |||
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"21st of September will change all that...;-) But in the fecking meantime...I am still horny and not getting any!!!! I see you've changed your outfit. If red and black accentuating your cleavage doesn't work then you'll have to get yourself off to the convent. " Oooooooh there an idea!! All those sexually frustrated sisters...I'd have my 'work' cut out...Miss Lickety...can I dis-robe you..please!!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/08/13 21:30:13]" Spit it out Thumpy!! | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! Who'd want to meet you
Honestly
I dont have them to be honest! I just want them to be here...now...!!! "I'm sure you'll get get what's coming to you | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/08/13 21:30:13] Spit it out Thumpy!! "I did..put a fucking meet up. | |||
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"Why not put a meet up though?.. "Cos I'd have to change my filters and I do not want to do that! I do not like the way this site says 'won't meet single men' because thats not true...I love single men. I just d not have the time to answer the never ending one liner messages! Ignoe, delete and move on I hear you say!! No! I feel compelled to answer every single one because I am not rude and I have standards! Tuesday 9pm rant over...and breathe... NOW! who's free for a bit of fun and frolick???? | |||
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"Why not put a meet up though?..
Cos I'd have to change my filters and I do not want to do that!
I do not like the way this site says 'won't meet single men' because thats not true...I love single men. I just d not have the time to answer the never ending one liner messages! Ignoe, delete and move on I hear you say!!
No! I feel compelled to answer every single one because I am not rude and I have standards!
Tuesday 9pm rant over...and breathe...
NOW! who's free for a bit of fun and frolick???? "Fuck me !  | |||
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"Have you tried that well known male date rape drug called ,, Beer,,
Seems to work in Leeds most nights,, "You and your pics - as well as statusssssss (whatever the plural is) have me in stiches everyday...yep...you're on my hotlist! Fancy a f**k? | |||
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"Why not put a meet up though?..
Cos I'd have to change my filters and I do not want to do that!
I do not like the way this site says 'won't meet single men' because thats not true...I love single men. I just d not have the time to answer the never ending one liner messages! Ignoe, delete and move on I hear you say!!
No! I feel compelled to answer every single one because I am not rude and I have standards!
Tuesday 9pm rant over...and breathe...
NOW! who's free for a bit of fun and frolick????
Fuck me ! "With pleasure.....Now would be good!!! | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm. | |||
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"come 'ere Bambi, I'll lick your foof for ya "Tease, tease, tease | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm. "Hehehe....I love the Scots....when they wear manly skirts | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm.
Hehehe....I love the Scots....when they wear manly skirts "*cough* | |||
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"Have you tried that well known male date rape drug called ,, Beer,,
Seems to work in Leeds most nights,,
You and your pics - as well as statusssssss (whatever the plural is) have me in stiches everyday...yep...you're on my hotlist! Fancy a f**k? "Its the onpy bird I ve managed to get near my lap,, always room for you to sit on my lap then we ll talk about the first thing that comes up,,i,, | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" What can i say to a beautiful lady like you. You have not asked me. So I have not said yes. Looks at inbox | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! What can i say to a beautiful lady like you. You have not asked me. So I have not said yes. Looks at inbox "3 veris in 6 weeks...you're doing everything right | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm.
Hehehe....I love the Scots....when they wear manly skirts
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm.
Hehehe....I love the Scots....when they wear manly skirts "
it all goes a bit pete tong on the manly front though,
when it's accompanied with heels,and stockings.
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"come 'ere Bambi, I'll lick your foof for ya
Tease, tease, tease "so would i any time bambi xx | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! . liar liar pants on fire, you're doing more shagging than a rabbit on viagra. . although , as look at me threads go,this was. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm.
Hehehe....I love the Scots....when they wear manly skirts
*cough*
Got a frog in your throat??? "I've a hamster on my chest | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! What can i say to a beautiful lady like you. You have not asked me. So I have not said yes. Looks at inbox
3 veris in 6 weeks...you're doing everything right "Thank you I do my bestm that is anyone can do at the end of the day. xx | |||
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"I wish I could just sweep you all up in one big massive embrace and drop you all on my door step....what an Orgy that would be! and I do mean all of you xxx I feel a road trip coming up...start at the top....move slowly down the middle and finish off in the south sucking up the rays and everything else that comes along! "Well hurry up, this viagra will start to wear off soon. | |||
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"Would love some fun with you. " No carpet burns please!!! | |||
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"I share your pain Bambi!
Btw love your outfit in your profile pic! "Oooooh I'll take it off for you milady!
Found it in the only adult shop where I was....Minxie and I had a fight for who would wear it.....thank the Lord above...I won | |||
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"Bambino, thanks for this thread. It has seeded the potential for fruit later this week. " You little sexy saucy horny Minx.....Cut me in please | |||
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"I share your pain Bambi!
Btw love your outfit in your profile pic!
Oooooh I'll take it off for you milady!
Found it in the only adult shop where I was....Minxie and I had a fight for who would wear it.....thank the Lord above...I won "You beat Minxie? You're a tough little thing aren't you? | |||
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"I share your pain Bambi!
Btw love your outfit in your profile pic!
Oooooh I'll take it off for you milady!
Found it in the only adult shop where I was....Minxie and I had a fight for who would wear it.....thank the Lord above...I won
You beat Minxie? You're a tough little thing aren't you?
"I am what you want me to be little lady....but you and I need cuddle time Thast does not sound too tough...does it? | |||
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"smacks of severe desperation, so for that am out!" Aliens must have invaded your planet mister...never thought you'd be out of anything....ever!!! | |||
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"just texted bambi to come up.. not like its a long drive ffs! "Beam me up Scotty!!! but dont get my head up his arse....not on the first date anyway! He he | |||
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"smacks of severe desperation, so for that am out!" Come to Kent instead | |||
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"Actually being serious now
We don't get meets down south!!
We have to travel if we want to meet "Same here lucy. Xx | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Stop moving even bloody further away... I'd love to meet you! You sexy little kitten! | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!! Stop moving even bloody further away... I'd love to meet you! You sexy little kitten! " My little bee...my honey, my desire, my dream!!!  | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!! "Anytime the pleasure was all mine xxx | |||
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"I love the Scots!! they make great whiskey!!
And they have Le loch Ness! "Plenty of whiskey and trip to Loch Ness arranged,just waiting for you now | |||
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"Oh my days !!! I wonder how quickly your inbox filled up after this "It wasn't me I promise lol | |||
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"Oh my days !!! I wonder how quickly your inbox filled up after this "Thanks for the 106 messages gorgeous | |||
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"Oh my days !!! I wonder how quickly your inbox filled up after this
Thanks for the 106 messages gorgeous "Hahahaha | |||
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"I love the Scots!! they make great whiskey!!
And they have Le loch Ness!
Plenty of whiskey and trip to Loch Ness arranged,just waiting for you now "And a picnic? | |||
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"I love the Scots!! they make great whiskey!!
And they have Le loch Ness!
Plenty of whiskey and trip to Loch Ness arranged,just waiting for you now
And a picnic? "Picnic and hotel sorted | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!! "Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way?? | |||
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"*Tongue firmly in cheek* "I've had my firm tongue in your cheek(s)!! | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way?? "Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?) | |||
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I've had my firm tongue in your cheek(s)!! "That sounds like fun can I try ? Lol | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way??
Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?) "Blimey WHY do I always have to be the one consigned to making copious pots of tea? Na chuckling bunny I'm on a self imposed sexual sabbatical based upon general exhaustion from fencing off the advances of testosterone fuelled TWATS who miraculously manage to all find their way to MY profile !! (but that would b another thread if I could only b arsed to post it) | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way??
Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?)
Blimey WHY do I always have to be the one consigned to making copious pots of tea? Na chuckling bunny I'm on a self imposed sexual sabbatical based upon general exhaustion from fencing off the advances of testosterone fuelled TWATS who miraculously manage to all find their way to MY profile !! (but that would b another thread if I could only b arsed to post it) "Have you ever thought of applying the filter that filters out the need for you to get in a tiz | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way??
Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?)
Blimey WHY do I always have to be the one consigned to making copious pots of tea? Na chuckling bunny I'm on a self imposed sexual sabbatical based upon general exhaustion from fencing off the advances of testosterone fuelled TWATS who miraculously manage to all find their way to MY profile !! (but that would b another thread if I could only b arsed to post it)
Have you ever thought of applying the filter that filters out the need for you to get in a tiz "Hahahahahaha yes but isn't it called the 'delete account' button???? | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way??
Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?)
Blimey WHY do I always have to be the one consigned to making copious pots of tea? Na chuckling bunny I'm on a self imposed sexual sabbatical based upon general exhaustion from fencing off the advances of testosterone fuelled TWATS who miraculously manage to all find their way to MY profile !! (but that would b another thread if I could only b arsed to post it)
Have you ever thought of applying the filter that filters out the need for you to get in a tiz
Hahahahahaha yes but isn't it called the 'delete account' button???? "No you can just filter out those you don't want to contact you and look for yourself | |||
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"Gents! Ladies! those who are not so sure of who they are and those who think they know who they are....thank you! It has been a blast and you have all joined in for some forum fun! A big, great massive kiss and hug to all of you!!
Froggydisneyfawn - NOW I've had 3 meet offers since Friday - all very nice gentlemen /probably ) . I declined the offers BUT perhaps I could send them YOUR way??
Ooooooh MMMMF (you're coming too aren't ya?)
Blimey WHY do I always have to be the one consigned to making copious pots of tea? Na chuckling bunny I'm on a self imposed sexual sabbatical based upon general exhaustion from fencing off the advances of testosterone fuelled TWATS who miraculously manage to all find their way to MY profile !! (but that would b another thread if I could only b arsed to post it)
Have you ever thought of applying the filter that filters out the need for you to get in a tiz
Hahahahahaha yes but isn't it called the 'delete account' button????
No you can just filter out those you don't want to contact you and look for yourself "That's far too reasonable and logical for EP Moody Moo | |||
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I've had my firm tongue in your cheek(s)!! "Why oh why do you love to make me blush lol | |||
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"Hell no... All the single guys are busy (just not with me) All the bi women are eating pussy (just not mine) All the couples are...well, not sure about them lot Nobody wants to shag me....what am I doing wrong? Big big big sob!!!" Try Being a Single Guy on here its even worse | |||
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"No one wants to shag you, now now that must be a big fat lie! lol I would shag the arse of ya "Everyone is too busy working....how incredibly selfish dont you think?
Ooooo errr my arse is a no go zone mister!
....oh and nice V shape!! | |||
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"No one wants to shag you, now now that must be a big fat lie! lol I would shag the arse of ya
Everyone is too busy working....how incredibly selfish dont you think?
Ooooo errr my arse is a no go zone mister!
....oh and nice V shape!!"All visitors please use frontdoor entrance only | |||
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