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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

Dunno about you, but I find 'real life' boring, plus I always like to think of niche markets.

How about a retirement home for swingers? Vanilla out front, secure rooms for residents and a day centre for any swinger who wants to visit.

If my mind is going to go, I won't remember who I've fucked!

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Dunno about you, but I find 'real life' boring, plus I always like to think of niche markets.

How about a retirement home for swingers? Vanilla out front, secure rooms for residents and a day centre for any swinger who wants to visit.

If my mind is going to go, I won't remember who I've fucked!"

book me a bed please fab idea

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

And a doctor on call for all the slipped discs and knackered hips.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With some of the stories I have heard recently quite a few retirement communities are hot beds of sexual activity.

A few years ago the STI stats went up in Richmond, based on the sexual activities of older people in homes.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Got to beat watching TV in the Day Room.

Retirement home for the randy, terminally bewildered swinger.

Can I put my name down in advance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a cracking idea!!! Someone here's gotta be rich enough to give it a go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about you, but I find 'real life' boring, plus I always like to think of niche markets.

How about a retirement home for swingers? Vanilla out front, secure rooms for residents and a day centre for any swinger who wants to visit.

If my mind is going to go, I won't remember who I've fucked!"

Do we get the nurse as well then?

If not I am still in.

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

lol love it!!! They've still got it in them!

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

lol the dayroom wouldn't have daytime tv, just plastic porn.

though there might be a rise in the fetish for colonic irrigation (not sure of spelling)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"lol the dayroom wouldn't have daytime tv, just plastic porn.

though there might be a rise in the fetish for colonic irrigation (not sure of spelling)"

Tea bagging might mean something else too.

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

I think Richard Branson would be the perfect investor with Virgin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put our names down. We run a rest/respite home for tired lost mojos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok first off Fallen Madonna is a fantastic username,

Sign me up I want to be one of the 25 randy men sat in the dayroom eyeing the one rather worried looking lady

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok first off Fallen Madonna is a fantastic username,

Sign me up I want to be one of the 25 randy men sat in the dayroom eyeing the one rather worried looking lady"

It's usually the other away around. Men are seriously sought after in retirement communities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically now I have all the energy bit none of the ladies

And in my dotage ill have all the ladies but none of the energy

Blue pill burning like fire,

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ok first off Fallen Madonna is a fantastic username,

Sign me up I want to be one of the 25 randy men sat in the dayroom eyeing the one rather worried looking lady"

Can I be the one worried lady please

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

What would the name of this retirement home be?aoart from the obvious

'Dunfabbin'

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

love it

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

lol could be the one time men get out numbered by women, as they live longer then men.

I like the idea that there's a day centre open to general swingers. I think it'll keep everyone young at heart

right, off to write business plan for dragon's den!

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I can hear the residents chanting now...."What do we want?"

"Hearing aids"

"When do we want them?"

"Hearing aids"

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

And also

What do we want?

A cure for Alzheimer's!

When do we want it?

When do we want what?

Apologies in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i volunteer North Wales as a venue next to a pub and near a poundstretcher and a hairdressers that do wednesdays discounts for retired swappers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea but instead of leaving keys in a bowl why not false teeth instead bit like cinderella and the slipper.

Match the teeth to the person and away you go

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

There has to be a room full of swings!!! Can't swing without a swing can you?

Oh! And clean glasses for dentures too.

Bagsy the penthouse with the pool and jacuzzi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There has to be a room full of swings!!! Can't swing without a swing can you?

Oh! And clean glasses for dentures too.

Bagsy the penthouse with the pool and jacuzzi! "

The swings.can double as lifts/ hoists for getting in / out of bed

I presume all beds are plastic coated for easy wiping down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a rerun of coccoon

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Make sure you don't fall off the swing cos there won't be anyone fit enough to pick you back up!

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By *allen Madonna OP   Woman
over a year ago

In my own little world

like it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have discussed this with family for years( a nursing home) , if my family all put in we have all the trade skills needed from nurse ,consultant, to chef , just no bloody money to start it off xx

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Can i volunteer North Wales as a venue next to a pub and near a poundstretcher and a hairdressers that do wednesdays discounts for retired swappers lol "

yeah shotton or queensferry need livening up LOL

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