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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat? "

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Relax. Take it easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!"

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

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By *antoplay1976Couple
over a year ago

Chico

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat? "

Mmm I'm to satisfied to be ranty! I have the best life ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate these kind of theads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh me please , what we drinking and nibbling on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat? "

What's to eat and drink ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are the beans in a salad or a stew? I don't want chilled beans in a stew.

Is the chill the beans thing the same as cool beans? The 12 year old says this.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have had lovely day at whitstable beach watching the kids garage around for shells and pretty stones. The nephew pick a load of winkles that we were going to take home and boil up but we though better of it. Got some cockles and muscles and jellied eels instead.

Came back to the caravan park and went swimming

Am chilled but looking rather beetroot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have had lovely day at whitstable beach watching the kids garage around for shells and pretty stones. The nephew pick a load of winkles that we were going to take home and boil up but we though better of it. Got some cockles and muscles and jellied eels instead.

Came back to the caravan park and went swimming

Am chilled but looking rather beetroot

garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Came back to the caravan park and went swimming

Am chilled but looking rather beetroot

garage

That's street for forage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Are there any wasps flying around? I've been stung on my finger and it is very ouchy. Don't want anymore of the nasty stingy things near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly are a lot of grumpy people about today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as happy as lark me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

Why do the they want to take him to the toilet? Isn't he capable of going on his own?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there any wasps flying around? I've been stung on my finger and it is very ouchy. Don't want anymore of the nasty stingy things near me

I have looked round the garden and can't find any wasps! So your safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

And now I'm laughing harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

I'm ok during the day.

They mostly come out at night, mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im very happy today and all the grumpy arses in the world won't change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

Wee on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert "

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if I don't like cold beans?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

And now I'm laughing harder

Careful, oh bovine one. You know what happens if you laugh too hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

I'm ok during the day.

They mostly come out at night, mostly

Please excuse moody.... She is shall we say easily excited !!

I would suggest locking yourself away at night

and not in a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

Wee on them

THEY WANT MY SEX WEE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

sorry that's just made me giggle

stop laughing at the poor bloke..

He is obviously traumatised by it all!!

And now I'm laughing harder

Careful, oh bovine one. You know what happens if you laugh too hard.

Got everything crossed just incase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

Wee on them

THEY WANT MY SEX WEE!

What is a sex wee? And do you mind not shouting.. Your giving me a headache lol!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

I'd like to do that one day but I'd need to know the board has been thoroughly cleaned first. Would it be wrong to use doilies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too many ranty threads happening lately!

So this is a chill your beans thread!

No ranting or public out cries!

So who wants to join us in the garden for a drink and a bite to eat?

No! I'M 2 ANGRY!

Why are you angry?

Come and sit next to Lucy and tell me all about it

there's men on here, big men, and they want to do stuff to me and i dont like it

Please tell me more

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME WHERE I WEE

Wee on them

THEY WANT MY SEX WEE!

What is a sex wee? And do you mind not shouting.. Your giving me a headache lol!!

My sperm, and I'm sorry for shouting, I'm easily startled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

Hmmm that depends on if I can stop laughing long enough so it doesn't all fall off me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

I'd like to do that one day but I'd need to know the board has been thoroughly cleaned first. Would it be wrong to use doilies?

Tablecloth *nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

I'd like to do that one day but I'd need to know the board has been thoroughly cleaned first. Would it be wrong to use doilies?

Ffs woman coffee nose !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

I'd like to do that one day but I'd need to know the board has been thoroughly cleaned first. Would it be wrong to use doilies?

Ffs woman coffee nose !!!!!

Coffee is for later with Square chocolate mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's all different things to drink.... From tea/coffee to wine champagne and a number of spirits!

And it's just cold meats and salad stuff to eat

I love a smorgasbord

I'll bring some dessert

Off to google smorgasbord before I say another word.

It's ok I'm in for that as well please

Are you going to be the board we can all smorgas off ?

I'd like to do that one day but I'd need to know the board has been thoroughly cleaned first. Would it be wrong to use doilies?

Ffs woman coffee nose !!!!!

Coffee is for later with Square chocolate mints

Oh my favs but you don't want the coffee from my nose , best make fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy as a pig in clover here. Chuck us a fosters lucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I was on the menu but I'd end up being that old chicken leg no one wants

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I have been sat on my decking after finishing the gardening. Eating strawberries and cream.

Had to come in though - it got a bit nippy.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I see no point in these ranty threads, no point

but then again, I dont need to read them

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