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A Bathroom Poem To Men

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

The grossest thing for me to see

is my bathroom floor all full of pee.

Why can't they make it in the bowl?

Don't they see there is a hole?

Out in the woods, they think it's cute

to see how far a guy can "shoot."

But in the house, it's plain to see

there is a bowl in which you pee!

(It's usually white and kinda round

you hit the water, not the ground.)

Why can't they make it in the bowl?

Is it a problem with control?

If not control, then tell me why

they make my bathroom such a sty?

Come on guys, get a clue!

You know what you have to do.

Be a human - not a pig

and don't forget to lift the lid.

When you're done, make it flush

don't always be in such a rush.

Then take the lid and push it down

(don't make us women feel like clowns)

Falling in, it is not fun

getting water on your buns.

Zip up your pants and you're all done

now wasn't that a lot of fun?

Keep this little poem in mind

Your woman will find you very kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexist claptrap. That's all I gotta say bout that.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

if women stoped puting the lid down, the pee wouldn't keep bouncing off!

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL, very good! Made me giggle

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It's because they think its bigger than it really is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant , i need to put tht up in my bathroom ,when my fellas mate comes round he NEVER puts it back down n it really pees me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

living with 4 men.. ok well one and three kids i relate to this exactly!! Am gonna print it off and shove it above the loo...

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