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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!! "

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i liked there song 'what makes you beautiful' and 'the little things'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i absolutely despise everything they do, them and theyre ilk is all thats wrong with todays music!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm not sure this is retrievable.

Clutching at straws here but is it possible she is doing it ironically?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i absolutely despise everything they do, them and theyre ilk is all thats wrong with todays music!!"

could it be your age?

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Only one cure. Send her to me for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie her up and gag her and make her listen to anything but til it's out the system

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i absolutely despise everything they do, them and theyre ilk is all thats wrong with todays music!!

could it be your age? "

ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure this is retrievable.

Clutching at straws here but is it possible she is doing it ironically?"

no, she actually likes em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only one cure. Send her to me for a few days."

you another 1D fan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tie her up and gag her and make her listen to anything but til it's out the system "

then id have to listen aswel though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly bought a one direction pencil case for someone today....then thought that I really did'nt want to spend the evening in A&E having it surgically removed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly bought a one direction pencil case for someone today....then thought that I really did'nt want to spend the evening in A&E having it surgically removed "

hahaha

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You've no choice then if you want to stay together. You too must become a 1 direction fan. Talk like them,dress like them and you'll be fine. failing that send her to me.(2nd time I've asked now!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i absolutely despise everything they do, them and theyre ilk is all thats wrong with todays music!!

could it be your age?

ouch!!!!"

didnt mean it quite that harshly.. just noticed there was a bit of an age gap. I listen to some of my mums music collection and think wtf..

i understand music is timeless and personal to each individual, but todays era of music is very different to that, that was produced in the 70's, 80's etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tie her up and gag her and make her listen to anything but til it's out the system

then id have to listen aswel though...."

Anything but 1D lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've no choice then if you want to stay together. You too must become a 1 direction fan. Talk like them,dress like them and you'll be fine. failing that send her to me.(2nd time I've asked now!)"

cant do the hair though, im a gillette quatro head!!!

send me address and ill wrap her up so.....but your paying the postage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i absolutely despise everything they do, them and theyre ilk is all thats wrong with todays music!!

could it be your age?

ouch!!!!

didnt mean it quite that harshly.. just noticed there was a bit of an age gap. I listen to some of my mums music collection and think wtf..

i understand music is timeless and personal to each individual, but todays era of music is very different to that, that was produced in the 70's, 80's etc."

haha i know, no offence taken !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tie her up and gag her and make her listen to anything but til it's out the system

then id have to listen aswel though....

Anything but 1D lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive now felt the need to you tube 'what makes you beautiful'

its an awesome track to drive round country lanes, blasting it out with the windows down... summer anthem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard some sick things on this site but THAT is just shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder...."

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have heard some sick things on this site but THAT is just shocking! "

hahahahaha i know right!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

i liked ONE of there songs and i get a forum post about it.... sigh mickey haha ffs!!!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome "

sign us up, might have to do an intervention though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive now felt the need to you tube 'what makes you beautiful'

its an awesome track to drive round country lanes, blasting it out with the windows down... summer anthem "

must be your age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S "

booooooooo !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome

sign us up, might have to do an intervention though"

The first sign of recovery its admitting there is a problem.... Well done!!

Next you need to destroy all remains of said addiction.... Do not press repeat, but instead choose the right path and delete!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!!"
and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome

sign us up, might have to do an intervention though

The first sign of recovery its admitting there is a problem.... Well done!!

Next you need to destroy all remains of said addiction.... Do not press repeat, but instead choose the right path and delete!! "

is it ok if i enjoy destroying said addiction???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!! and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is . "

i bet harry and co would do very well in prison, NOW THAT ID WATCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!! and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is .

i bet harry and co would do very well in prison, NOW THAT ID WATCH!!!"
well he may look sweet in cuffs , lol

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

Time to emigrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs

Time to emigrate"

i dont think theres a place on the planet to avoid these planks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!! and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is .

i bet harry and co would do very well in prison, NOW THAT ID WATCH!!! well he may look sweet in cuffs , lol "

they could call themselves "puffs in cuffs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

Successfully removed from my hotlist!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs

Successfully removed from my hotlist!.... "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!! and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is .

i bet harry and co would do very well in prison, NOW THAT ID WATCH!!!"
your other have is 23 and young and in the zone ... my girls 20 loves there fun songs .. you sticks to what you like and let her , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs

Successfully removed from my hotlist!.... "
he is showing his age , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I like them . lol After having two girl with there CD S

booooooooo !!!!! and thay are fun ........... FUN ........ LOL I bet harry is .

i bet harry and co would do very well in prison, NOW THAT ID WATCH!!!your other have is 23 and young and in the zone ... my girls 20 loves there fun songs .. you sticks to what you like and let her , lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't Panic!!! the X factor starts on Saturday then she may start listening to other shite instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't Panic!!! the X factor starts on Saturday then she may start listening to other shite instead "
God yes and we even go to live shows she can come with us if she like , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome

sign us up, might have to do an intervention though

The first sign of recovery its admitting there is a problem.... Well done!!

Next you need to destroy all remains of said addiction.... Do not press repeat, but instead choose the right path and delete!!

is it ok if i enjoy destroying said addiction???"

I actively encourage it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

I'm willing to set up a scheme of rehabilitation for the addicts, and counseling for the affected family members. I believe this is an affliction that needs serious help to overcome

sign us up, might have to do an intervention though

The first sign of recovery its admitting there is a problem.... Well done!!

Next you need to destroy all remains of said addiction.... Do not press repeat, but instead choose the right path and delete!!

is it ok if i enjoy destroying said addiction???

I actively encourage it!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I didn't know who they were a couple of years ago. I thought it was an instruction when I was told to follow one direction. They just looked like very young boys with quiffy hair and spots.

The only song I have heard is their horrible version of Blondie last year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't know who they were a couple of years ago. I thought it was an instruction when I was told to follow one direction. They just looked like very young boys with quiffy hair and spots.

The only song I have heard is their horrible version of Blondie last year.

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i dont know how you avoided this shite for so long, i applaud you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I didn't know who they were a couple of years ago. I thought it was an instruction when I was told to follow one direction. They just looked like very young boys with quiffy hair and spots.

The only song I have heard is their horrible version of Blondie last year.

i dont know how you avoided this shite for so long, i applaud you "

I listen to R4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure this is retrievable.

Clutching at straws here but is it possible she is doing it ironically?"
oooh i cant fab yocur avatar funky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**your**

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm not sure this is retrievable.

Clutching at straws here but is it possible she is doing it ironically? oooh i cant fab yocur avatar funky... "

There's a similar one on his profile that you can Fab.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Has she asked to call you Harry or change your hair yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has she asked to call you Harry or change your hair yet? "

im a slap head (shaved) so cant do the hairstyle....and in order for me to allow her ta call me harry well she'll have to go in 2 directions then...if ya get my drift

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Has she asked to call you Harry or change your hair yet?

im a slap head (shaved) so cant do the hairstyle....and in order for me to allow her ta call me harry well she'll have to go in 2 directions then...if ya get my drift "

I know a few 'slapheads' with hair pieces

she could always style it for you

Personally I like the Liam boy - providing he was 10 years older

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has she asked to call you Harry or change your hair yet?

im a slap head (shaved) so cant do the hairstyle....and in order for me to allow her ta call me harry well she'll have to go in 2 directions then...if ya get my drift

I know a few 'slapheads' with hair pieces

she could always style it for you

Personally I like the Liam boy - providing he was 10 years older "

a hairpiece??? lol...couldnt even do it for a bet.

she might harry style it for me???

finally, avent a clue who liam boy is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder...."

Try Louis Walsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

If she was mine, FFs I would let her listen to anything she likes 24/7

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Sorry I quite like them too and have seen them in concert, going again and know the words to all the songs but I have the excuse of having a 12 year old daughter playing them on loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I quite like them too and have seen them in concert, going again and know the words to all the songs but I have the excuse of having a 12 year old daughter playing them on loop "
Well I think they are fun too .... and make me smile so good .. my girls really like too .. Harry is sweet.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

You can move in with me mate. I think Scotland is far enough away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run away whilst you still can!!!!!

is there counselling available for this type of thing i wonder....

Try Louis Walsh "

Lol i said a counsellor not a queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs

You can move in with me mate. I think Scotland is far enough away lol "

Itd have to be the highlands man...hopefully 1D hasnt made it there yet

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

They say love is blind,,, in this case love will make Iyou deaf,,

I feel your pain I ve two daughters that listen to that tripe as well,, can I have counselling as well,

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I have heard some sick things on this site but THAT is just shocking! "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mallery has started listening to and singing one direction songs "

Kill her and bury her quick. If you need a hand let me know

Mods I'm joking I don't condone violence in any form.

Although I don't think it's classed as violence against a directioner. I think it's retribution isn't it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling very pleased.... my 11 year old has grown out of them at last!!!

I do have lots of 1D stuff if your interested.... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap what I said earlier. I've just looked at your profile. If I had a partner as stunning as your Mallery then I'd happily put up with a bit of 1D

I might have to stab my ears with a pencil but it'd be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scrap what I said earlier. I've just looked at your profile. If I had a partner as stunning as your Mallery then I'd happily put up with a bit of 1D

I might have to stab my ears with a pencil but it'd be worth it "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling very pleased.... my 11 year old has grown out of them at last!!!

I do have lots of 1D stuff if your interested.... lol "

This says it all...an 11 yr old has grown out of them

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