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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Weird things ain't they? Sometimes you hold em in, sometimes you let rip, sometimes they smell sometimes they don't and sometimes it feels so good to let one go.....what makes you fart?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I don't fart those are panty whispers

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't fart those are panty whispers "
Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?...

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo? "

in the bath... warm bubbles riding up between labia. ..ha ha

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... "
Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

in the bath... warm bubbles riding up between labia. ..ha ha "
But when the bubbles burst.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog.... "

I totally made that up...

You have English Bull Terrier thing or something don't ya?..

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

in the bath... warm bubbles riding up between labia. ..ha ha But when the bubbles burst..... "

smells like fucking roses

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

I totally made that up...

You have English Bull Terrier thing or something don't ya?.. "
Indeedy....he scares himself when he farts as well though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAC3rpuhrPY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

I totally made that up...

You have English Bull Terrier thing or something don't ya?.. Indeedy....he scares himself when he farts as well though.... "

Lolol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when you sneeze and a suprise fart rips out..... man alive do them bad boys hurt

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAC3rpuhrPY"
Lmao xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let one go in school once and got told if I did that again I would be outside the head masters office quick smart. I thought farts were a natural thing lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I let one go in school once and got told if I did that again I would be outside the head masters office quick smart. I thought farts were a natural thing lol "
I would have got sent to his office and farted...hopefully a real smelly one.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog.... "

It's because you don't wipe your bum properly

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

It's because you don't wipe your bum properly "
How do you know?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

It's because you don't wipe your bum properly How do you know? "

I watched you wiggle through the forum earlier. You can't disguise that itch

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I like the ones that rip really good and proper and scratch my bum crack at the same time..

Get's to places my toothbrush won't reach.

God what did i just say?... Ive never had such an itchy bum that I have resorted to toothbrush scratching....but I know the ones you mean. They frighten my dog....

It's because you don't wipe your bum properly How do you know?

I watched you wiggle through the forum earlier. You can't disguise that itch "
*looks for toothbrush*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob does farty star jumps! Cracks me up everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fart with tights on ladies, you will blow your shoes off

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo? "

And have you ever done one that gets caught in your foo foo, normal when trying to let one out quietly whilst sitting on a chair..........not that its happened to me of course..........

A

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

And have you ever done one that gets caught in your foo foo, normal when trying to let one out quietly whilst sitting on a chair..........not that its happened to me of course..........

A"
Them buggers are never quite as silent as I'd like....not that I would know either of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her skid mark reaches round to the navel I tend to make my excuses and leave

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx "
But did you fart whilst laughing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx But did you fart whilst laughing? "

Would that be called a pleasure fart?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx But did you fart whilst laughing?

Would that be called a pleasure fart? "
Only if it doesn't smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans, beans are good for your heart......

I still find it funny when people do the "pull my finger" thing or pretends they're gonna do a knock knock joke.......

"knock, knock!"

"who's there?"

"parp!"

And I wonder why nobody wants to sleep with me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx But did you fart whilst laughing?

Would that be called a pleasure fart? Only if it doesn't smell "

We're gonna have a gang bang

Me brother Ben and me,

We know a girl just down the road

That does it all for free

First we'll take her tshirt off

Then her bra and jeans

Then we'll take her knickers off

And stuff her full of beans.

We are gonna fuck her really but that doesn't rhyme

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx But did you fart whilst laughing?

Would that be called a pleasure fart? Only if it doesn't smell "

Most definitely a pleasure fart!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks ladies and gents for my lunchtime light entertainment!!! Killing myself laughing! And I can't tell anyone in the office what I am laughing at xx But did you fart whilst laughing?

Would that be called a pleasure fart? Only if it doesn't smell

Most definitely a pleasure fart!!! "

Bet that pleased you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weird things ain't they? Sometimes you hold em in, sometimes you let rip, sometimes they smell sometimes they don't and sometimes it feels so good to let one go.....what makes you fart? "

Hmmmm what makes me fart....

most green veg which i love...baked beans....mushy peas....

But i only let rip in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda like a woman farting in front of me or on me.. haha is that strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda like a woman farting in front of me or on me.. haha is that strange? "

hmm that would explain why you typed "fart" in to the search box to pull up this 3 week old thread.

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Boiled eggs make me fart all day and night, I love the damn thing but I avoid them when I am on the promise which is not often hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could invent a time machine so I could go back in time tothe first time someone got on their bloody high horse and declared farting unacceptable in the company of others.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wish I could invent a time machine so I could go back in time tothe first time someone got on their bloody high horse and declared farting unacceptable in the company of others. "
I think there are ranks of people (pardon the pun) of people that you can and cannot fart in front of....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I kinda like a woman farting in front of me or on me.. haha is that strange?

hmm that would explain why you typed "fart" in to the search box to pull up this 3 week old thread. "
Hey! It was good enough for the Marquis De Sade !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo? "

Oh i likes them ones

well its the only tickle i get these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Part of my job I took someone to the Cinema yesterday. He wanted to go to McDonalds on the way back. I had Fillet o' fish meal. It. didn't half make me fart. (Lots of food(s) do actually). But these were really small silent ones which stunk that bad I couldn't bear them myself even!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could invent a time machine so I could go back in time tothe first time someone got on their bloody high horse and declared farting unacceptable in the company of others. I think there are ranks of people (pardon the pun) of people that you can and cannot fart in front of.... "

I remember when I was in Scouts Farting completions seemed to be the main thing we did there. School assembly was also a prime place for someone to let one go. Kids ah?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weird things ain't they? Sometimes you hold em in, sometimes you let rip, sometimes they smell sometimes they don't and sometimes it feels so good to let one go.....what makes you fart?

Hmmmm what makes me fart....

most green veg which i love...baked beans....mushy peas....

But i only let rip in private "

And Sprouts...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been farting all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckwheat. Horrendous. It may be health food, but it results in self-propelling disasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my boy have farting competitions all the time. We love it, we have names for them is frappler, Tommy squeaky, double ripper, fluff. We have hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kinda like a woman farting in front of me or on me.. haha is that strange?

hmm that would explain why you typed "fart" in to the search box to pull up this 3 week old thread. "

It looks like he did is that wrong? why flash the at a guy who has posted so infrequently it could come across as aggressive and intimidatory and its definitely not friendly. Yes its a 3 week old thread so what. One thing for sure it is a response that is unfriendly at best. On the last lurker thread you said "one lady I met recently lurks..I asked why..and she said she finds the forums intimidating." Maybe she was hinting at you and what you post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

Oh i likes them ones

well its the only tickle i get these days "

Though does it not echo more in a shaven foo foo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been farting all week "

I salute you

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I don't fart those are panty whispers Bollocks....ever done a warm one that tickles your foo foo?

Oh i likes them ones

well its the only tickle i get these days

Though does it not echo more in a shaven foo foo?"

when i been training on rollers for cycle races or training on them i have had involuntary farts and a shaved arse and chamois insert in my shorts has not muffled the farts at all.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I don't fart those are panty whispers "

isnt it party poopersl

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent


"Me and my boy have farting competitions all the time. We love it, we have names for them is frappler, Tommy squeaky, double ripper, fluff. We have hysterics "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has me in fits of giggles!

A fart story is guaranteed to make me giggly.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"I kinda like a woman farting in front of me or on me.. haha is that strange?

hmm that would explain why you typed "fart" in to the search box to pull up this 3 week old thread. "

People can't win on forums, post a new thread about something that has been posted about before and wait for the yawns, or search and get someone whinging about old threads getting resurected.

Well done for using search

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

theres the fizz the fazz the fizzfazz the ripper the snorter the ripshit and the one that goes booooom !!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fanny farts are entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally trumped (sorry can't use the F word) I front on my FwB the other day. I was mortified he thought it was hilarious. In private I trump away quite happily but try never to do it in an intimate situation

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