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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So after logging on this morning and seeing 3 threads about timewasters, one of which has a named profile on it that will shortly be removed, I feel moved to say the following (after a request in my last rant thread this one comes with extra disdain).......

There seems to be a section of muppets on this site who have a track record of having their time wasted, then bitching about it like it's anyone's fault but their own. The implication seems to be that it's the site admins job to police which random dirty bastard you invite round to stick his or her bits in you or on you.

Its a free site, anyone can join. So that means any simpleton with access to the internet can get on and create a profile and have access to thousands of pictures and webcam images of YOU instantly. Enough to keep his or her spank bank balance full for a lifetime. Fuck even your kids could be on here as chances are they are more media savvy than you anyway.

So given the fact that it could be anyone on here why do people insist on inviting these losers into their homes? Often without seeing a pic or hearing a voice? Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? At least if you go out and pull for a one night stand you actually get to meet and talk to the person before doing the deed.

After these idiots send out all their contact details to a complete stranger, or as one guy on here did, arrange to meet a woman outdoors somewhere who turned out to be a man that tried to rob him, or a fake couple in my area who got 10 guys to turn up at a dogging spot and sit round looking like dickheads, they then pitch up in the forums and whinge like little bitches about the amount of timewasters on site and like today have a crack at naming and shaming or demand that it be allowed.

News for you people....the only timewasters are yourselves. You wasted your own time A: conversing with unverified, unpictured and/or blank profiles. B: not doing basic things like at the very least talking on a phone, but at best meeting for a coffee.

News for you, if someone isn't going to meet you socially to see if you get on they are either nothing like their pictures, cheating and shit scared of being caught, timid generally and unlikely to turn up for a sex meet anyway or just an ignorant bastard who wants the sex but doesn't want to do any work for it.

Just sort your fucking selection processes out and you'll have a much better time. And those people suggesting we spend time looking at local profiles and reporting ones we think are fake, IF YOU CAN SPOT FAKES THAT EASILY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT THEM! JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH THEM!

But its the name and shame brigade that get right on my jabber. If you really can't see how open to abuse that system would be then I cannot wait for the whinges from you when you don't turn up for a meet one day because of family problems, and you get a site time out. Can I PLEEEEASE be the site admin reaponsible for dealing with those whiny bitches.

So stop moaning about easily avoided shit and start treating the site like a tool for helping to find total strangers to meet and fuck. And stop expecting the site to sort your sex life out for you when you can't be bothered yourselves.

C'est fini.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I love you.

That is all xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie Darling, couldn't you wait just two more days?

I agree with your sentiments though. Personally I don't understand the mindset of inviting people into your home if you're a single woman and/or have dependants (even if not there at the time). Having said that I appreciate it is personal choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you.

That is all xxxx "

Oh God, another whinger, whining about other whingers!!

Kidding, I love you both x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I love you.

That is all xxxx

Oh God, another whinger, whining about other whingers!!

Kidding, I love you both x"

I'm not whinging about anyone. I don't always agree with what Jodie says either (mostly I do) but you've gotta admire the way she writes it down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love you.

That is all xxxx

Oh God, another whinger, whining about other whingers!!

Kidding, I love you both x

I'm not whinging about anyone. I don't always agree with what Jodie says either (mostly I do) but you've gotta admire the way she writes it down! "

She has a certain je ne sais quoi flair

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By *oistanoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 27/08/13 08:55:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwahahahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've just fallen a little bit in love with you OP couldn't have put this better myself if I'd tried for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your rants

But you are spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet what looked like a beautiful person that described herself as a T girl. I assumed that was why she refused my offer of a social meet over a coffee.

I drove to the secluded carpark and a big bruiser of a man tried to get in the car.

I tried reporting but everyone laughed at me. Something should be done!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

............ Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? .

........."

Oh yes they can.

There seems to come a point when the valve designed to split blood flow between the willy and the brain switches to all willy and no brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me Jodie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after logging on this morning and seeing 3 threads about timewasters, one of which has a named profile on it that will shortly be removed, I feel moved to say the following (after a request in my last rant thread this one comes with extra disdain).......

There seems to be a section of muppets on this site who have a track record of having their time wasted, then bitching about it like it's anyone's fault but their own. The implication seems to be that it's the site admins job to police which random dirty bastard you invite round to stick his or her bits in you or on you.

Its a free site, anyone can join. So that means any simpleton with access to the internet can get on and create a profile and have access to thousands of pictures and webcam images of YOU instantly. Enough to keep his or her spank bank balance full for a lifetime. Fuck even your kids could be on here as chances are they are more media savvy than you anyway.

So given the fact that it could be anyone on here why do people insist on inviting these losers into their homes? Often without seeing a pic or hearing a voice? Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? At least if you go out and pull for a one night stand you actually get to meet and talk to the person before doing the deed.

After these idiots send out all their contact details to a complete stranger, or as one guy on here did, arrange to meet a woman outdoors somewhere who turned out to be a man that tried to rob him, or a fake couple in my area who got 10 guys to turn up at a dogging spot and sit round looking like dickheads, they then pitch up in the forums and whinge like little bitches about the amount of timewasters on site and like today have a crack at naming and shaming or demand that it be allowed.

News for you people....the only timewasters are yourselves. You wasted your own time A: conversing with unverified, unpictured and/or blank profiles. B: not doing basic things like at the very least talking on a phone, but at best meeting for a coffee.

News for you, if someone isn't going to meet you socially to see if you get on they are either nothing like their pictures, cheating and shit scared of being caught, timid generally and unlikely to turn up for a sex meet anyway or just an ignorant bastard who wants the sex but doesn't want to do any work for it.

Just sort your fucking selection processes out and you'll have a much better time. And those people suggesting we spend time looking at local profiles and reporting ones we think are fake, IF YOU CAN SPOT FAKES THAT EASILY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT THEM! JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH THEM!

But its the name and shame brigade that get right on my jabber. If you really can't see how open to abuse that system would be then I cannot wait for the whinges from you when you don't turn up for a meet one day because of family problems, and you get a site time out. Can I PLEEEEASE be the site admin reaponsible for dealing with those whiny bitches.

So stop moaning about easily avoided shit and start treating the site like a tool for helping to find total strangers to meet and fuck. And stop expecting the site to sort your sex life out for you when you can't be bothered yourselves.

C'est fini."

Marry me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

None of you really want to marry me, you're only interested in pilfering my extensive wardrobe.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"None of you really want to marry me, you're only interested in pilfering my extensive wardrobe. "

I didn't mention marriage.

You are more then welcome to pilfer my wardrobe in return!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's a good rant. A goodly amount of disdain thrown around quite liberally too.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

fantastic rant Jodie, you should get the fab award for best rants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of you really want to marry me, you're only interested in pilfering my extensive wardrobe. "

Not me just your mind

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Am not feeling the luuuuuurrrve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's a good rant. A goodly amount of disdain thrown around quite liberally too.

"

Glad you enjoyed the extra disdain, did it especially for you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"That's a good rant. A goodly amount of disdain thrown around quite liberally too.

Glad you enjoyed the extra disdain, did it especially for you!"

That's very kind of you. I'm sure it added to your pleasure too.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Jodie wins the ranting award in my book. Excellent rant. I think I love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care that it's not Thursday, more rants like that please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after logging on this morning and seeing 3 threads about timewasters, one of which has a named profile on it that will shortly be removed, I feel moved to say the following (after a request in my last rant thread this one comes with extra disdain).......

There seems to be a section of muppets on this site who have a track record of having their time wasted, then bitching about it like it's anyone's fault but their own. The implication seems to be that it's the site admins job to police which random dirty bastard you invite round to stick his or her bits in you or on you.

Its a free site, anyone can join. So that means any simpleton with access to the internet can get on and create a profile and have access to thousands of pictures and webcam images of YOU instantly. Enough to keep his or her spank bank balance full for a lifetime. Fuck even your kids could be on here as chances are they are more media savvy than you anyway.

So given the fact that it could be anyone on here why do people insist on inviting these losers into their homes? Often without seeing a pic or hearing a voice? Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? At least if you go out and pull for a one night stand you actually get to meet and talk to the person before doing the deed.

After these idiots send out all their contact details to a complete stranger, or as one guy on here did, arrange to meet a woman outdoors somewhere who turned out to be a man that tried to rob him, or a fake couple in my area who got 10 guys to turn up at a dogging spot and sit round looking like dickheads, they then pitch up in the forums and whinge like little bitches about the amount of timewasters on site and like today have a crack at naming and shaming or demand that it be allowed.

News for you people....the only timewasters are yourselves. You wasted your own time A: conversing with unverified, unpictured and/or blank profiles. B: not doing basic things like at the very least talking on a phone, but at best meeting for a coffee.

News for you, if someone isn't going to meet you socially to see if you get on they are either nothing like their pictures, cheating and shit scared of being caught, timid generally and unlikely to turn up for a sex meet anyway or just an ignorant bastard who wants the sex but doesn't want to do any work for it.

Just sort your fucking selection processes out and you'll have a much better time. And those people suggesting we spend time looking at local profiles and reporting ones we think are fake, IF YOU CAN SPOT FAKES THAT EASILY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT THEM! JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH THEM!

But its the name and shame brigade that get right on my jabber. If you really can't see how open to abuse that system would be then I cannot wait for the whinges from you when you don't turn up for a meet one day because of family problems, and you get a site time out. Can I PLEEEEASE be the site admin reaponsible for dealing with those whiny bitches.

So stop moaning about easily avoided shit and start treating the site like a tool for helping to find total strangers to meet and fuck. And stop expecting the site to sort your sex life out for you when you can't be bothered yourselves.

C'est fini."

Been a long time coming

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

RANT OF THE YEAR AWARD

The winner of the rant of the year award for 2013...............................

Goes toooooooo ...........................

JODIEEEEEE

ladies and gentlemen this rant was by any measure, perfect

Accurate in its target

Clinical with its dissection

Poetic in abuse

And ........oh so humorous.................

Congratulations Jodie ..................

What are your thoughts on receiving this award ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cock wombles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing totally amazing well said

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

You know if admin ever get around to creating sticky threads, this one should be at the top of the list

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

La Fin

The End....

Jodie my lovely, here is a kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"La Fin

The End....

Jodie my lovely, here is a kiss"

I love that your english is better than my french! Mwah Xxx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"La Fin

The End....

Jodie my lovely, here is a kiss

I love that your english is better than my french! Mwah Xxx"

Thank you And yet I could never have written such a magnificent rant! Xxxx you truly are La Reine du Coup de Gueule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree up to the point about being a single woman with dependants.

I'm a single mom with a child. I dont meet guys at my home when my child is here, only when I have arranged a sitter. Where do you suggest I meet them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apologies, my question was aimed at a different poster x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I've just seen this. It should be a sticky (not that kind Paddy)!

Sadly, it will go waaaaaaaay over the heads of those it's applicable to.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Come, come rest your head on my bosom whilst I soothe away your tribulations. That's it, shhhhhhhh

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Bosom...bosom...bosom! Such a lush word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jodie fir mod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it thursday already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, Each rant I fall a little bit more in love with you!!

Still giggling about cock wobble!!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Bosom...bosom...bosom! Such a lush word!"

Bosom. Say it over and over.......

Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"La Fin

The End....

Jodie my lovely, here is a kiss

I love that your english is better than my french! Mwah Xxx

Thank you And yet I could never have written such a magnificent rant! Xxxx you truly are La Reine du Coup de Gueule "

Is that French for "Angry old slapper"? Anything sounds good in French!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"None of you really want to marry me, you're only interested in pilfering my extensive wardrobe. "

so very true

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"La Fin

The End....

Jodie my lovely, here is a kiss

I love that your english is better than my french! Mwah Xxx

Thank you And yet I could never have written such a magnificent rant! Xxxx you truly are La Reine du Coup de Gueule

Is that French for "Angry old slapper"? Anything sounds good in French!"

Hahaha noooooo!!! "Queen of the Rant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after logging on this morning and seeing 3 threads about timewasters, one of which has a named profile on it that will shortly be removed, I feel moved to say the following (after a request in my last rant thread this one comes with extra disdain).......

There seems to be a section of muppets on this site who have a track record of having their time wasted, then bitching about it like it's anyone's fault but their own. The implication seems to be that it's the site admins job to police which random dirty bastard you invite round to stick his or her bits in you or on you.

Its a free site, anyone can join. So that means any simpleton with access to the internet can get on and create a profile and have access to thousands of pictures and webcam images of YOU instantly. Enough to keep his or her spank bank balance full for a lifetime. Fuck even your kids could be on here as chances are they are more media savvy than you anyway.

So given the fact that it could be anyone on here why do people insist on inviting these losers into their homes? Often without seeing a pic or hearing a voice? Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? At least if you go out and pull for a one night stand you actually get to meet and talk to the person before doing the deed.

After these idiots send out all their contact details to a complete stranger, or as one guy on here did, arrange to meet a woman outdoors somewhere who turned out to be a man that tried to rob him, or a fake couple in my area who got 10 guys to turn up at a dogging spot and sit round looking like dickheads, they then pitch up in the forums and whinge like little bitches about the amount of timewasters on site and like today have a crack at naming and shaming or demand that it be allowed.

News for you people....the only timewasters are yourselves. You wasted your own time A: conversing with unverified, unpictured and/or blank profiles. B: not doing basic things like at the very least talking on a phone, but at best meeting for a coffee.

News for you, if someone isn't going to meet you socially to see if you get on they are either nothing like their pictures, cheating and shit scared of being caught, timid generally and unlikely to turn up for a sex meet anyway or just an ignorant bastard who wants the sex but doesn't want to do any work for it.

Just sort your fucking selection processes out and you'll have a much better time. And those people suggesting we spend time looking at local profiles and reporting ones we think are fake, IF YOU CAN SPOT FAKES THAT EASILY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT THEM! JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH THEM!

But its the name and shame brigade that get right on my jabber. If you really can't see how open to abuse that system would be then I cannot wait for the whinges from you when you don't turn up for a meet one day because of family problems, and you get a site time out. Can I PLEEEEASE be the site admin reaponsible for dealing with those whiny bitches.

So stop moaning about easily avoided shit and start treating the site like a tool for helping to find total strangers to meet and fuck. And stop expecting the site to sort your sex life out for you when you can't be bothered yourselves.

C'est fini."
People should have to sign up to this before they are allowed to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant. This just made my day xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a heads up, Thursday rant is brewing.......

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just a heads up, Thursday rant is brewing......."

Is it bad that I'm excited by your impending rant??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a heads up, Thursday rant is brewing.......

Is it bad that I'm excited by your impending rant?? "

No, that's how it should be. Although it is a work related rant rather than a fab one so your excitement may be premature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after logging on this morning and seeing 3 threads about timewasters, one of which has a named profile on it that will shortly be removed, I feel moved to say the following (after a request in my last rant thread this one comes with extra disdain).......

There seems to be a section of muppets on this site who have a track record of having their time wasted, then bitching about it like it's anyone's fault but their own. The implication seems to be that it's the site admins job to police which random dirty bastard you invite round to stick his or her bits in you or on you.

Its a free site, anyone can join. So that means any simpleton with access to the internet can get on and create a profile and have access to thousands of pictures and webcam images of YOU instantly. Enough to keep his or her spank bank balance full for a lifetime. Fuck even your kids could be on here as chances are they are more media savvy than you anyway.

So given the fact that it could be anyone on here why do people insist on inviting these losers into their homes? Often without seeing a pic or hearing a voice? Surely no-one can be that desperate for physical contact? At least if you go out and pull for a one night stand you actually get to meet and talk to the person before doing the deed.

After these idiots send out all their contact details to a complete stranger, or as one guy on here did, arrange to meet a woman outdoors somewhere who turned out to be a man that tried to rob him, or a fake couple in my area who got 10 guys to turn up at a dogging spot and sit round looking like dickheads, they then pitch up in the forums and whinge like little bitches about the amount of timewasters on site and like today have a crack at naming and shaming or demand that it be allowed.

News for you people....the only timewasters are yourselves. You wasted your own time A: conversing with unverified, unpictured and/or blank profiles. B: not doing basic things like at the very least talking on a phone, but at best meeting for a coffee.

News for you, if someone isn't going to meet you socially to see if you get on they are either nothing like their pictures, cheating and shit scared of being caught, timid generally and unlikely to turn up for a sex meet anyway or just an ignorant bastard who wants the sex but doesn't want to do any work for it.

Just sort your fucking selection processes out and you'll have a much better time. And those people suggesting we spend time looking at local profiles and reporting ones we think are fake, IF YOU CAN SPOT FAKES THAT EASILY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINGING ABOUT THEM! JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH THEM!

But its the name and shame brigade that get right on my jabber. If you really can't see how open to abuse that system would be then I cannot wait for the whinges from you when you don't turn up for a meet one day because of family problems, and you get a site time out. Can I PLEEEEASE be the site admin reaponsible for dealing with those whiny bitches.

So stop moaning about easily avoided shit and start treating the site like a tool for helping to find total strangers to meet and fuck. And stop expecting the site to sort your sex life out for you when you can't be bothered yourselves.

C'est fini."
And breath

* cReEpS rOuNd cRypT * -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wasted my time, reading this thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont see it as a rant, just see it as someone stating the plain fcuking obvious!

Should be stickied thou!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course most of the whingers won't read this and will continue to go on about 'timewasters' and 'fakes'.

Good rant though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wasted my time, reading this thread....."

And posting on it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wasted my time, reading this thread.....

And posting on it......"

All relative to the person.

One persons time wasting is anothers selection process. Agreeing to meet and not turning up, is high amongst time wasting

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

There's way more fakes on other sites, and I presume people on here to be real because they very rarely show interest in me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just wasted my time, reading this thread.....

And posting on it......

All relative to the person.

One persons time wasting is anothers selection process. Agreeing to meet and not turning up, is high amongst time wasting"

So you're still wasting your time posting on a thread you declared to be a waste of your time!?

Anyway no, if you cannot be bothered to find someone to meet based on reasonable selection criteria, rather than getting all excited about the first person that replies to you, then you deserve to have your time wasted.

Everyone is going to be let down at some point, because shit happens. But if you are let down again and again then the problem is your selection process. It most certainly isn't the site's fault!

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