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By *lirty14u OP   Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

BBC News

"Chimpanzees enter into "deals" whereby they exchange meat for sex, according to researchers.

Male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts.

This is a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are.

The team describe their findings in the journal PLoS One.

She and her team observed the animals as they hunted, and monitored the number of times they copulated.

"By sharing, the males increase the number of times they mate, and the females increase their intake of calories," said Dr Gomes."

So what they are saying is, take them out for dinner first? Could they not have worked this out by looking at any other species, a bit closer to home?

And secondly, imagine the conversation: "Good day at work dear?"

"Yes, I had to watch monkeys doing it all day!"

See, there are worse jobs than yours....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

true ...but maybe the female chimps are saying ...awwww he is a nice ape ...always shares his meat and banana with us .....not like that miserable fecker over there ...he can feck off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a shame if i didn't now ask,

Would any of the girls here like to share my meat?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pmsl....lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

yep sad fact of life ...some monkeys will do anything for a bit of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evolution boys....lets talk shoes

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By *orkshiremonkey1Man
over a year ago

Worksop


"evolution boys....lets talk shoes "

Well there's always one who has to bring the tone down...... And this time Puss it's you !!!! Shoes indeed !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evolution boys....lets talk shoes

Well there's always one who has to bring the tone down...... And this time Puss it's you !!!! Shoes indeed !!!"

i have a rep to maintain sweety

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By *orkshiremonkey1Man
over a year ago

Worksop


"evolution boys....lets talk shoes

Well there's always one who has to bring the tone down...... And this time Puss it's you !!!! Shoes indeed !!!

i have a rep to maintain sweety "

And done with such style also I might add lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evolution boys....lets talk shoes

Well there's always one who has to bring the tone down...... And this time Puss it's you !!!! Shoes indeed !!!

i have a rep to maintain sweety

And done with such style also I might add lol x"

Why thank you...now where would you like me to send that cheque?

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By *orkshiremonkey1Man
over a year ago

Worksop


"evolution boys....lets talk shoes

Well there's always one who has to bring the tone down...... And this time Puss it's you !!!! Shoes indeed !!!

i have a rep to maintain sweety

And done with such style also I might add lol x

Why thank you...now where would you like me to send that cheque?"

Cheque? Who said anything about a cheque? ~winks~

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I had sex with a monkey once!

Well he looked and felt like one? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of lamb chops here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I have a couple of lamb chops here lol"

frozen or fresh? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile on planet earth ... on the fabswingers website ............ lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Meanwhile on planet earth ... on the fabswingers website ............ lol xxx"

hehehehehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry its bank holiday boredom kicking in already lol oh and the married men who seem to be singling me out today ( not a chance)... but lets not open that one up I can't be bothered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chimpanzees are also said to be the only living thing besides us that have sex for pleasure, rather than only to reproduce, chimpanzees also perform oral sex on each other and they also do same gender sex, lesbian behaviour in chimpanzees is very common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna come back as a chimp lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if you happen to be Veggie ?

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

when i read the title of this thread, i thought someone had been to prague the same time as i was there... apparantly a strip bar act that involved a monkey and a dwarf!! never did find where it was, not sure who i feel most sorry for!

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