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If you could design the perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Which bits would you enhance? Which bits would you leave out? Which bits would you relocate?

My 2 main design features would be to put tits on her back, so we got something to play with while doing doggy, and I wouldn't bother with the vocal chords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't improve on perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't improve on perfection "

It's not perfection he is after improving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most of em are pretty perfect just as they are,

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however if pushed, I'd have to make em very very very shortsighted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't improve on perfection "

kin 'ell, have you got tits on yer back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id make their backs a bit flatter so would have somewhere to put beer can when doing doggy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?

no tongue

no loose skin on forehead for scowling

no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)

no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)

no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)

no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)

no knowledge (of the word no)

no headaches

no time of the month

no mother (in law)

the only thing I might add is a passion for football

Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't improve on perfection

kin 'ell, have you got tits on yer back? "

often during doggy there's a big tit behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup holder on a womans bum got your pint while doing it doggy style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?

no tongue

no loose skin on forehead for scowling

no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)

no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)

no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)

no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)

no knowledge (of the word no)

no headaches

no time of the month

no mother (in law)

the only thing I might add is a passion for football

Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this "

No tongue, you must be mad! Think he had it sorted with just vocal chord removal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

true vocal chords would be enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its more about the bits you would leave out isnt it ?

no tongue

no loose skin on forehead for scowling

no desire (shoe desire, new dress desire, no chocolate desire)

no memory (cos otherwise they will be like they are now and remember the day you said they could do with losing 2lbs 14 years ago)

no sense of direction (oh hang on they already have that)

no affiliations (farewell pussy posse)

no knowledge (of the word no)

no headaches

no time of the month

no mother (in law)

the only thing I might add is a passion for football

Now surely all the ladies on here are going to understand and support me on this "

Bloody good effort but gotta keep the tonge, dont want me balls prodded with her finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about no feeling in their bum-holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most already have no feelings and by removing thier vocal chords who cares if they scream when it hurts eh girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about, turn feet through 180 degrees so they can get nearer the sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, and additional anti-gravity devices in their chests, plus removal of hair follicles from their chins (all for the later years)... think I should leave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or even no feet cos they can crawl round with a vacuum cleaner and we only need them to lie down.

but I would add, more sexy sisters so I can enjoy group fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An off switch would be nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and an ability to write a counter thread which will no doubt appear shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An off switch would be nice xx "

Right next to the instant orgasm button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn I mean NO ability to write a counter thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

near the "turn on sense of humour button"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyway having an orgasm is for them to organise and arrange not me, why do you think all my partners have been swingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Right next to the instant orgasm button?"

Eh, do they really need one of them?

Dont over complicate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, fair play to all of that... if we got rid of the vocal chords already then they can't complain about it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

small hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remove the sense of smell, so they dont moan when you fart

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Remove the sense of smell, so they dont moan when you fart "
we can still feel the vibrations on the sofa cushions ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, every woman would be Femmefatale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Remove the word "no" from their vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Replace the phrase "would you like a cup of tea?" with "lie back while I give you a blow job"

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