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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My ex lent £4k off me and stole another approx £1k - he was paying it back but I didn't push (embarrasesed to say what a twat id been to let him fuck me over like that) - he stopped paying it back when he stopped working, he's working again now...should I just have 7 bells of shit kicked out of him????

My speciality is training delivery and Nuclear Safety

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My speciality is Literature - and I'm crap at it which tells you how bad I am at any other subject!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead."

OK, explain Newtons Third Law of Motion

My speciality, Yorkshire bluntness.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My ex lent £4k off me and stole another approx £1k - he was paying it back but I didn't push (embarrasesed to say what a twat id been to let him fuck me over like that) - he stopped paying it back when he stopped working, he's working again now...should I just have 7 bells of shit kicked out of him????

My speciality is training delivery and Nuclear Safety "

After a lethal dose of radiation how long do I have to write my will?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?"

Are you talking liability insurance wise or Road traffic law? Road Traffic Law based on what you said, no further action. Unless there are other factors proved, speed, neglecting mandatory signs.....mmmm you had to pick the ambiguous one!!! You forgot your Speciality!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead.

OK, explain Newtons Third Law of Motion

My speciality, Yorkshire bluntness."

That's physics not Law.

What would you do with a three-legged whippet which had just eaten your favourite cloth cap and your wallet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Theres some clever fecckers on here...pours a baileys

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?

Are you talking liability insurance wise or Road traffic law? Road Traffic Law based on what you said, no further action. Unless there are other factors proved, speed, neglecting mandatory signs.....mmmm you had to pick the ambiguous one!!! You forgot your Speciality!"

No I didn't m'lord. Just see the next post I made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex lent £4k off me and stole another approx £1k - he was paying it back but I didn't push (embarrasesed to say what a twat id been to let him fuck me over like that) - he stopped paying it back when he stopped working, he's working again now...should I just have 7 bells of shit kicked out of him????

My speciality is training delivery and Nuclear Safety "

mmm thats a civil debt as he didnt dishonestly appropriate the money. Kicking seven bells out of him? lol I dont think you need the advice on that situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?

Are you talking liability insurance wise or Road traffic law? Road Traffic Law based on what you said, no further action. Unless there are other factors proved, speed, neglecting mandatory signs.....mmmm you had to pick the ambiguous one!!! You forgot your Speciality!

No I didn't m'lord. Just see the next post I made."

There are some fundamental flaws to my thread idea!!! Ok if literature is your thing, What was the name of the book that led to thewell known Stand By Me film and did Stephen King write it under a psuedonym?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"My ex lent £4k off me and stole another approx £1k - he was paying it back but I didn't push (embarrasesed to say what a twat id been to let him fuck me over like that) - he stopped paying it back when he stopped working, he's working again now...should I just have 7 bells of shit kicked out of him????

My speciality is training delivery and Nuclear Safety

After a lethal dose of radiation how long do I have to write my will?"

If I were you, I'd have my will done before you get the dose...otherwise, I'll be happy to do it for ya

Seriously, if you're really unlucky, about a month of horrendous radiation sickness - happy to shoot you should that happen

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead."

Identical twin sons have left their legacies to each other in their wills. Each twin also has a son - but one is older than the other. These sons are their father's beneficiary if their twin brother dies first The twins are both involved in a car accident and are declared dead at the same time.

Who inherits?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My ex lent £4k off me and stole another approx £1k - he was paying it back but I didn't push (embarrasesed to say what a twat id been to let him fuck me over like that) - he stopped paying it back when he stopped working, he's working again now...should I just have 7 bells of shit kicked out of him????

My speciality is training delivery and Nuclear Safety

After a lethal dose of radiation how long do I have to write my will?

If I were you, I'd have my will done before you get the dose...otherwise, I'll be happy to do it for ya

Seriously, if you're really unlucky, about a month of horrendous radiation sickness - happy to shoot you should that happen"

Plenty of time to pop to WHSmith and get a DIY one then.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?

Are you talking liability insurance wise or Road traffic law? Road Traffic Law based on what you said, no further action. Unless there are other factors proved, speed, neglecting mandatory signs.....mmmm you had to pick the ambiguous one!!! You forgot your Speciality!

No I didn't m'lord. Just see the next post I made.

There are some fundamental flaws to my thread idea!!! Ok if literature is your thing, What was the name of the book that led to thewell known Stand By Me film and did Stephen King write it under a psuedonym?"

I could answer that one but will refrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead.

OK, explain Newtons Third Law of Motion

My speciality, Yorkshire bluntness.

That's physics not Law.

What would you do with a three-legged whippet which had just eaten your favourite cloth cap and your wallet?"

Wear my Trilby a la Boycott and hope the whippet can digest moths.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?

Are you talking liability insurance wise or Road traffic law? Road Traffic Law based on what you said, no further action. Unless there are other factors proved, speed, neglecting mandatory signs.....mmmm you had to pick the ambiguous one!!! You forgot your Speciality!

No I didn't m'lord. Just see the next post I made.

There are some fundamental flaws to my thread idea!!! Ok if literature is your thing, What was the name of the book that led to thewell known Stand By Me film and did Stephen King write it under a psuedonym?"

It was The Body - don't know if he had a pseudonym.

Oh and the kind of literature I did was a lot of classical stuff - 19th/20th century poetry, Shakespeare, Romantics, Victorian novels, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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OK, explain Newtons Third Law of Motion

My speciality, Yorkshire bluntness."

Every action has an equal an opposite reaction.

First off grab a balloon or condom and try and inflate it without folding the open end... See?

Nothing can happen on its own. Something has to cause that. Sitting on a chair you press down as much as the chair pushes up. An action causes change so the thing causing the change must itself be changed or you have created something from nothing.

Imagine stepping out of a boat on to the shore. The force moving you onto the shore also pushes the boat back.

This also means that sex in zero gravity where friction is tiny would be hard. Geniuses have calculated who quickly a couple would be pushed apart as a fest of a male orgasm if they didn't hang on.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Richard Bachman I think it was for that one. It was in a book with i think three other stories...The Running Man might have been one of them? My memory isn't what it once was lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Richard Bachman I think it was for that one. It was in a book with i think three other stories...The Running Man might have been one of them? My memory isn't what it once was lol "

I thought it was a novella - live and learn. Wasn't he accused of plagiarism over the story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol "

OK - easy one for you. Why did you cause chaos by posting that three times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol "

Chaos eh?

Describe your favourite Mandelbrot set and where does it end?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Richard Bachman I think it was for that one. It was in a book with i think three other stories...The Running Man might have been one of them? My memory isn't what it once was lol

I thought it was a novella - live and learn. Wasn't he accused of plagiarism over the story?"

My bad it was published under Stephen King and if it was originally published as a standalone novella, it then got put in a 4 story collection called Different Seasons along with Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was based on King's novella the body published in his collection "different seasons"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?"

Is that Walt Whitman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol

OK - easy one for you. Why did you cause chaos by posting that three times? "

Living up to my name lol - bloody stupid ipad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could we have easy stuff please and my speciality is Chaos and mayhem lol

Chaos eh?

Describe your favourite Mandelbrot set and where does it end?"

Thats mathematical and not chaos and mayhem and ends infinitely lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?"

The coral reefs, its heaven there

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

The coral reefs, its heaven there "

Posted an inheritance question about twins. Can you answer it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

The coral reefs, its heaven there

Posted an inheritance question about twins. Can you answer it?"

Ahem, criminal law please

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

The coral reefs, its heaven there "

Could I just be one of those little custacean 'thingies' and elect to have my home on your left butt cheek?? I promise you wont feel me or need to scratch me!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

Is that Walt Whitman?"

oooooo errr...dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My specialities are blow jobs and fitness. X

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !"

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

Is that Walt Whitman?

oooooo errr...dunno! "

Neither do I! LOL Not very familiar with him.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking "

Ask a friend

My speciality is self bum pics

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking "

I used to have a recipe called 'blow away sponge cake' which used whipped up egg whites and no fat. But I cannot remember how to make it - do you know?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking "

You don't, you get someone else to do it for you

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I am a fish and live in the deep sea....when I die, where will my heaven be?

The coral reefs, its heaven there

Posted an inheritance question about twins. Can you answer it?

Ahem, criminal law please "

Aw - ya must have done it in training. My mate is a solicitor and she specialises in contract law but this was one of the conundrums she was given in training.

Ah well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking

I used to have a recipe called 'blow away sponge cake' which used whipped up egg whites and no fat. But I cannot remember how to make it - do you know?"

Chiffon cake or true sponge i can send you a recipe if ya like but pretty easy just fold in the whipped egg whites instead of your fat

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If I remember the ingredients were;

4 large eggs separated

2 ounces of self-raising flour

2 ounces of corn flour

4 ounces of caster sugar

vanilla flavouring

Just couldn't remember what to put in what order. I recall the egg whites had to be whipped first and the egg yolks and vanilla went in last. Folding in had to be done with a metal spoon - but other than that I can't remember. Last time I made it it was a disaster.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I remember the ingredients were;

4 large eggs separated

2 ounces of self-raising flour

2 ounces of corn flour

4 ounces of caster sugar

vanilla flavouring

Just couldn't remember what to put in what order. I recall the egg whites had to be whipped first and the egg yolks and vanilla went in last. Folding in had to be done with a metal spoon - but other than that I can't remember. Last time I made it it was a disaster."

You forgot the flavouring!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I remember the ingredients were;

4 large eggs separated

2 ounces of self-raising flour

2 ounces of corn flour

4 ounces of caster sugar

vanilla flavouring

Just couldn't remember what to put in what order. I recall the egg whites had to be whipped first and the egg yolks and vanilla went in last. Folding in had to be done with a metal spoon - but other than that I can't remember. Last time I made it it was a disaster.

You forgot the flavouring!! "

I listed vanilla flavouring at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I remember the ingredients were;

4 large eggs separated

2 ounces of self-raising flour

2 ounces of corn flour

4 ounces of caster sugar

vanilla flavouring

Just couldn't remember what to put in what order. I recall the egg whites had to be whipped first and the egg yolks and vanilla went in last. Folding in had to be done with a metal spoon - but other than that I can't remember. Last time I made it it was a disaster."

From those ingredients i would say add your sugar and flours fold your egg whites and then fold in your egg yolks and vanilla....i personally am not a fan of corn flour in cakes but from that list its the method i would use.

Also dont make your egg whites stiff and careful of too much air x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Erm mine is make up and housing

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"If I remember the ingredients were;

4 large eggs separated

2 ounces of self-raising flour

2 ounces of corn flour

4 ounces of caster sugar

vanilla flavouring

Just couldn't remember what to put in what order. I recall the egg whites had to be whipped first and the egg yolks and vanilla went in last. Folding in had to be done with a metal spoon - but other than that I can't remember. Last time I made it it was a disaster.

From those ingredients i would say add your sugar and flours fold your egg whites and then fold in your egg yolks and vanilla....i personally am not a fan of corn flour in cakes but from that list its the method i would use.

Also dont make your egg whites stiff and careful of too much air x"

Right - next time I'm making a birthday cake may give it a go. Used to always make my daughter's birthday cakes and they were always lovely. Iced them with whipped cream and then popped on the ready made letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reads like Whitman but I don't think it is. Leaves of grass and song of myself are interesting reads.

May well come a collection of philosophy questions. Very similar to...

Where does the sky begin?

Can I love you the same if I have a heart transplant?

Is paper heavier when you have written on it?

Does a mirror work in the dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is Pottery & bayeux tapestry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a baker and now get roped into birthday cakes n such for my friends and family,but quite enjoy it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Reads like Whitman but I don't think it is. Leaves of grass and song of myself are interesting reads.

May well come a collection of philosophy questions. Very similar to...

Where does the sky begin?

Can I love you the same if I have a heart transplant?

Is paper heavier when you have written on it?

Does a mirror work in the dark?"

Deep. That last one reminds me of an art installation I went to in Hanover some years ago - at the Sprengel Museum, I think. Had to go through a narrow darkened passageway which switched back on itself several times then into a totally pitch black room. Had been told that there would be a chair near the open doorway which I found only by feeling my way along a wall. I have never ever experienced darkness like it. I really could not see my hand in front of my face (and I don't mean like the common phrase) not even when I held it so close it touched my nose. Freaky. After some minutes though I noticed that I could just make out the outline of my hand. Then I heard the voice of the woman who had sent me in - she was overseeing the installation - saying I could come out now.

I often wondered if I could actually see my hand or was I imagining it to somehow compensate for such utter blackness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is Pottery & bayeux tapestry "

How many stitches were in the Bayeux tapestry? And how long did it take to complete by whom?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Mine is Pottery & bayeux tapestry

How many stitches were in the Bayeux tapestry? And how long did it take to complete by whom? "

I should know this - but cannot remember. Saw it in Bayeux, Normandy a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is Pottery & bayeux tapestry

How many stitches were in the Bayeux tapestry? And how long did it take to complete by whom? "

uh er DB9 Queen knows.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Mine is Pottery & bayeux tapestry

How many stitches were in the Bayeux tapestry? And how long did it take to complete by whom?

uh er DB9 Queen knows. "

Just said I can't remember - it's bloody huge though. Must have taken years.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think it was 66010 before Harold's mum stabbed him in the eye with her needle

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I think it was 66010 before Harold's mum stabbed him in the eye with her needle "

No - he was showing off with his new bow and arrow and his mum said; 'Harold, careful now. You'll have someone's eye out .'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was 66010 before Harold's mum stabbed him in the eye with her needle

No - he was showing off with his new bow and arrow and his mum said; 'Harold, careful now. You'll have someone's eye out .'"

Good job they weren't fighting the Japanese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was 66010 before Harold's mum stabbed him in the eye with her needle "

I dunno what I'm laughing at but lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No question to ask but my specialty is photography !

How do i take a good self bum pic?

My speciality is baking "

Use a webcam with a long lead (or cordless) and position it behind you with you facing your pc, then you can see what the camera sees and snap accordingly.

My specialty is glass craft, stained and fused glass specifically.

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton


"If two cars are travelling in opposite directions but come into contact on a narrow road damaging each others' cars - who is liable?"

Both classed as a narrow lane collision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

the twins mother

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead.

Identical twin sons have left their legacies to each other in their wills. Each twin also has a son - but one is older than the other. These sons are their father's beneficiary if their twin brother dies first The twins are both involved in a car accident and are declared dead at the same time.

Who inherits?"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


" Need a light hearted thread, hope you'll join.

Works like this, You declare your speciality. The next person enters with a question about it they may have. You answer it. The person who asked the question will of course signed off with their speciality so the thread continues.

the twins mother

Mine is Law.....lets see if this works? Otherwise its a glass of baileys instead.

Identical twin sons have left their legacies to each other in their wills. Each twin also has a son - but one is older than the other. These sons are their father's beneficiary if their twin brother dies first The twins are both involved in a car accident and are declared dead at the same time.

Who inherits? "

Do you know the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was 66010 before Harold's mum stabbed him in the eye with her needle

I dunno what I'm laughing at but lol!"

Think it might be cos u wiggled out your speciality lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic.

At the other end of the light spectrum I saw an exhibit at the Pompideu in Paris where a room was wall to wall screens incl the ceiling. Seemed to be doing nothing until about 2 seconds later you saw yourself walk in. Getting my head around seeing what I did 2s ago fed live in front of me was brilliant.

For anyone thinking the mirror was broken... What repaired it in the instant the light was switched on?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Fantastic.

At the other end of the light spectrum I saw an exhibit at the Pompideu in Paris where a room was wall to wall screens incl the ceiling. Seemed to be doing nothing until about 2 seconds later you saw yourself walk in. Getting my head around seeing what I did 2s ago fed live in front of me was brilliant.

For anyone thinking the mirror was broken... What repaired it in the instant the light was switched on?"

I can only think - perception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a dark room there is nothing that can be seen. Isn't that what the mirror is showing? Is that broken?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"In a dark room there is nothing that can be seen. Isn't that what the mirror is showing? Is that broken?"

Exactly - so you cannot perceive it unless there is light.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Reminds me of Schrodinger's Cat (thanks Big Bang Theory).

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over a year ago

Now there you start to get into quantum mechanics which has some scary proofs... Like there is a chance, all be it small, that your arm will pass through the next wall you lean on and a smaller chance you can pull it back out.

The cat had it good.

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over a year ago

I've developed a new skill...

Seone just told me im suddenly being narky.

...so it seems I'm an expert at that.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Now there you start to get into quantum mechanics which has some scary proofs... Like there is a chance, all be it small, that your arm will pass through the next wall you lean on and a smaller chance you can pull it back out.

The cat had it good. "

I think the chances are probably greater in Japan though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning Japanese? You really think so?

Speaking of perception is a car at the side of the road parked or broken down?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Turning Japanese? You really think so?

Speaking of perception is a car at the side of the road parked or broken down?"

If it's in Paris, potentially both.

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over a year ago

Turning Japanese? You really think so?

Speaking of perception is a car at the side of the road parked or broken down?

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over a year ago


"Turning Japanese? You really think so?

Speaking of perception is a car at the side of the road parked or broken down?"

Depends where i suppose, side of the motorway probably broken down, side of a high street probably parked.

Mine is gamekeeping, thought it might be a laugh lol

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over a year ago

If it was at an angle to the road would that change your assumption?

Broken down or badly parked?

To the gamekeeper.

Can the art of salmon tickling be applied with equal success to ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good point.

In Paris ... When does badly become "with panache Et je ne sais qua?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Very good point.

In Paris ... When does badly become "with panache Et je ne sais qua?"

You mean 'je ne sais quoi'?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Very good point.

In Paris ... When does badly become "with panache Et je ne sais qua?

You mean 'je ne sais quoi'?"

And badly what - parked cars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh en Paris badly anything!!

A Gaelic shrug and deal with it can work.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

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"Tbh en Paris badly anything!!

A Gaelic shrug and deal with it can work. "

Love the way every other parked car has some kind of dent or scratch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amused that zebra crossings are more collection points for the ambulances than safe crossing points. How many Brits die thinking the cars will stop rather than weave. Pure Darwin.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I'm amused that zebra crossings are more collection points for the ambulances than safe crossing points. How many Brits die thinking the cars will stop rather than weave. Pure Darwin. "

Try Rome! There they simply add to the general decorative nature of the surroundings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rome has a long history of making the dead decorative features. Kinda morbid laissez faire.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Rome has a long history of making the dead decorative features. Kinda morbid laissez faire. "

More insane drivers there than Paris. Berlin is on the other end of the scale - so easy to drive in too. Better than London. Or even Manchester!

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over a year ago


"

the twins mother

Identical twin sons have left their legacies to each other in their wills. Each twin also has a son - but one is older than the other. These sons are their father's beneficiary if their twin brother dies first The twins are both involved in a car accident and are declared dead at the same time.

Who inherits? "

Wouldn't each of the twins sons inherit their own fathers estate in this situtation?

The twins declared the other as the primary beneficiary. Each designated their own son as a contengient beneficiary. If the twins die at exactly the same time then the estates would pass to each of the contengient beneficiaries.

If one twin was to pass away 5 minutes before the other then couldn't it be argued that both estates would pass to the son whos father died second.

Anyone what to set me straight if im wrong? Lol im really curious to know this one.

I do know here in texas it would only be the twins mother if there were no beneficiaries specified and there were no spouse or children.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"

the twins mother

Identical twin sons have left their legacies to each other in their wills. Each twin also has a son - but one is older than the other. These sons are their father's beneficiary if their twin brother dies first The twins are both involved in a car accident and are declared dead at the same time.

Who inherits?

Wouldn't each of the twins sons inherit their own fathers estate in this situtation?

The twins declared the other as the primary beneficiary. Each designated their own son as a contengient beneficiary. If the twins die at exactly the same time then the estates would pass to each of the contengient beneficiaries.

If one twin was to pass away 5 minutes before the other then couldn't it be argued that both estates would pass to the son whos father died second.

Anyone what to set me straight if im wrong? Lol im really curious to know this one.

I do know here in texas it would only be the twins mother if there were no beneficiaries specified and there were no spouse or children."

My friend told me the answer - and as she is a solicitor I have to trust that she is correct.

As both twins died in the same crash and it is impossible to determine who died first the law makes the presumption that the eldest died first. Even if the eldest twin is only the oldest by a matter of minutes. The law will make that presumption.

Now, eldest twin leaves his inheritance to his twin brother. His twin brother then is deemed to have inherited that estate just prior to his death. However, now that the younger twin is deemed to have died last HIS inheritance goes to his own son since his older twin is already considered to have died.

So the person who inherits everything is the son of the younger twin.

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over a year ago


"If it was at an angle to the road would that change your assumption?

Broken down or badly parked?

To the gamekeeper.

Can the art of salmon tickling be applied with equal success to ladies?"

I reckon if she smelled like salmon i wouldnt be tickling her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a story to tell see if we can find a winner. Jc.

OK it begins with a man trying to get away from his captives he is a distance ahead of them.THE man comes upon a farm the robber tells the farmer he has more money and will go half with him if he hides him from the law.The farmer tells him hide in the pond out back using a bamboo for breathing. So he did law came and gone. The farmer checked on the robber to find him (dead) ..no blood? ??how did he (DIE) ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't breathe through bamboo shoots ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't breathe through bamboo shoots ?"

Yes you can ....the robber died ....

From breathing his own air .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bamboo is solid at the joints between the stem section. When reeds die they end up hollow.

If bamboo was hollow it would be no good for canning

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