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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

When you have a meet?

Inspired by a bit of banter on another thread, it seems DB9 Queen's ornaments (some of which I'm assuming are on the mantelpiece, otherwise I wouldn't be able to use a sexual type pun as thread title) are crystals, Toby jugs, brasses, porcelain pigs and collectable plates of the Queen Mother...as Jazz Club Guy would say - Niiiice

So, what's on your mantelpiece? I'll start off...

Brass buddha, crystal ball (gift from spiritualist colleague), brass/wood cat ornament, stone with hole in it that I picked up in Sahara when balloon landed, lipstick (that should be elsewhere), pictures of myself, my niece and my god-daughter and finally train ticket to Dat London and my ticket for Roger Water's The Wall at Wembley

'kin 'ell - that's quite a busy mantelpiece!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have a mantelpiece...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a mantlepiece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture of the late Queen Mum and my Appendix in a jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when poking the fire

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Mantelpiece less here too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mantelpiece either

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Picture of the late Queen Mum and my Appendix in a jar "

How can you tell the difference?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

do u look at the mantel piece whilst poking the fire

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"When you have a meet?

Inspired by a bit of banter on another thread, it seems DB9 Queen's ornaments (some of which I'm assuming are on the mantelpiece, otherwise I wouldn't be able to use a sexual type pun as thread title) are crystals, Toby jugs, brasses, porcelain pigs and collectable plates of the Queen Mother...as Jazz Club Guy would say - Niiiice

So, what's on your mantelpiece? I'll start off...

Brass buddha, crystal ball (gift from spiritualist colleague), brass/wood cat ornament, stone with hole in it that I picked up in Sahara when balloon landed, lipstick (that should be elsewhere), pictures of myself, my niece and my god-daughter and finally train ticket to Dat London and my ticket for Roger Water's The Wall at Wembley

'kin 'ell - that's quite a busy mantelpiece! "

Actually I don't have a mantlepiece! It's an inset fireplace with a bioethanol fire in it on a slate shelf. So there!

IN the fireplace, around the fire, I have an oil burner - the type you put tealights in - an African mask style candle holder and three glass pots holding candles.

I like candles.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Really? There are folk without mantelpieces??? I sense an appeal and a telethon coming on to aid those suffering from lack of sufficient area to display bric-a-brac, wicker donkeys and other chavvy tat...ok then - I'll widen it out - to general ornaments and tat - what you got???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the top there are 4 photo frames 2 pics are my hobbit one is her with the boys another is me and my mum when i was little....and a yankee candle a pair of earings and 2 pens can tell they are off school!

And on the bottom at one side is a very special picture and a memorial candle behind it.....and a pic of all 3 the other side like a black n silver crackle diah with yankee gel candles in and 2 tealight holders

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ceramics by artists that I know, coffee table with stones sticking out the top and a large book showing photos by Robert Mapplethorpe...

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

3 nao figurines.

My engagement ring, 2 watches, earrings all should be in my jewellery box. Lol. A very old photo taken in 1980 at least of my hubby. Lol it needs to be put away. 3 nao where do babies come from series. Ones a watering can, ones a birds nest, and ones a snail shell. 2 very small candle sticks.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Really? There are folk without mantelpieces??? I sense an appeal and a telethon coming on to aid those suffering from lack of sufficient area to display bric-a-brac, wicker donkeys and other chavvy tat...ok then - I'll widen it out - to general ornaments and tat - what you got??? "

There was one circa 1940s. Ripped it out to reveal a lovely curved fireplace. I like the minmal look. But a telethon would be nice so I can buy more candles.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you can fit as many bottles of pills on as my 80 yr old gran did in the 70's, then you have a mahoooosive mantelpiece

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" so I can buy more candles. "

I sell them, but they only come in fours I'm afraid darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything that shouldnt be including the table placemats - dont ask lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


" so I can buy more candles.

I sell them, but they only come in fours I'm afraid darling "

I like ikea ones. Cheap and last ages.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Really? There are folk without mantelpieces??? I sense an appeal and a telethon coming on to aid those suffering from lack of sufficient area to display bric-a-brac, wicker donkeys and other chavvy tat...ok then - I'll widen it out - to general ornaments and tat - what you got???

There was one circa 1940s. Ripped it out to reveal a lovely curved fireplace. I like the minmal look. But a telethon would be nice so I can buy more candles. "

My people are talking to Wogan's people about hosting it - already signed up Jedward and last year's I'm a Celeb first one out...the thing is, View's kinda spoiling it by having what seems like proper gay and classy ornamentation - not sure I can get enough z-listers on board if I can't get him to say he's also got a yellow penis shaped drinks receptacle from a Magaluff 70's themed pub somewhere on display

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


" so I can buy more candles.

I sell them, but they only come in fours I'm afraid darling "

Got any o's?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have more tat than space. Candles, little bits of ceramics, including bits of my pottery, and lots and lots of photos of the boys when they were little.

Oh, and a glass bowl full of marbles (safer than keeping them in my head).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I always stare at the mantelpiece when I'm prodding the fire :D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a crack pot on mine.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When you have a meet?

Inspired by a bit of banter on another thread, it seems DB9 Queen's ornaments (some of which I'm assuming are on the mantelpiece, otherwise I wouldn't be able to use a sexual type pun as thread title) are crystals, Toby jugs, brasses, porcelain pigs and collectable plates of the Queen Mother...as Jazz Club Guy would say - Niiiice

So, what's on your mantelpiece? I'll start off...

Brass buddha, crystal ball (gift from spiritualist colleague), brass/wood cat ornament, stone with hole in it that I picked up in Sahara when balloon landed, lipstick (that should be elsewhere), pictures of myself, my niece and my god-daughter and finally train ticket to Dat London and my ticket for Roger Water's The Wall at Wembley

'kin 'ell - that's quite a busy mantelpiece!

Actually I don't have a mantlepiece! It's an inset fireplace with a bioethanol fire in it on a slate shelf. So there!

IN the fireplace, around the fire, I have an oil burner - the type you put tealights in - an African mask style candle holder and three glass pots holding candles.

I like candles.

"

I love candles.Have you got a tealight holder with mirror at the back?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Really? There are folk without mantelpieces??? I sense an appeal and a telethon coming on to aid those suffering from lack of sufficient area to display bric-a-brac, wicker donkeys and other chavvy tat...ok then - I'll widen it out - to general ornaments and tat - what you got???

There was one circa 1940s. Ripped it out to reveal a lovely curved fireplace. I like the minmal look. But a telethon would be nice so I can buy more candles.

My people are talking to Wogan's people about hosting it - already signed up Jedward and last year's I'm a Celeb first one out...the thing is, View's kinda spoiling it by having what seems like proper gay and classy ornamentation - not sure I can get enough z-listers on board if I can't get him to say he's also got a yellow penis shaped drinks receptacle from a Magaluff 70's themed pub somewhere on display "

I can swap him a corkscrew shaped like a boy peeing I got from Zante.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Oh, and a glass bowl full of marbles (safer than keeping them in my head)."

Are you sure they are all yours cos I appear to have lost mine... !!!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I have a crack pot on mine.

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I'm nowhere near your bloody mantelpiece Ben

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"ceramics by artists that I know, coffee table with stones sticking out the top and a large book showing photos by Robert Mapplethorpe...

"

You have a coffee table on your mantlepiece? Impressive.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Three photo frames

Ceramic candle holder

car keys

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have a crack pot on mine.

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Love it.

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By *lt_couple24Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

2 photo frames with pics off us together 3 empty photo frames :s, badger skull, a can of sure, lots off make up and piercing stuff all have other homes but live there, and a large mirror that never made it up onto the wall.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"ceramics by artists that I know, coffee table with stones sticking out the top and a large book showing photos by Robert Mapplethorpe...

You have a coffee table on your mantlepiece? Impressive."

That was my first thought Bobby, then I remembered I'd opened it out to general ornamentation upon finding out that many people don't infact have mantelpieces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crack pot on mine.

I'm nowhere near your bloody mantelpiece Ben "

Good cos I ain't even got a mantelpiece! I'm Modern.

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over a year ago

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"2 photo frames with pics off us together 3 empty photo frames :s, badger skull, a can of sure, lots off make up and piercing stuff all have other homes but live there, and a large mirror that never made it up onto the wall. "

Is the badger skull the "alt" part of your username? Surely the can of sure should be a can of Lynx for cock measurement purposes???

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


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You have a coffee table on your mantlepiece? "

No

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My general tat downstairs (open plan lounge/kitchen): Malaysian mask bought in Singapore; 3 hand painted aboriginal tiles; brass Buddha which was my mum's; hand painted boomerang; wooden ekeohant from India; large glass biwl with floating candles; Willow Tree ornament which was a gift; woiden African figure, also a gift. Afew vases and jugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crack pot on mine.

"

A lamp, an oiler burner, a yankee candle (baby powder) a tiffany style lamp and tea-light holders on the marble hearth.....but as I am not posh, the bit sticking out the bottom

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My general tat downstairs (open plan lounge/kitchen): Malaysian mask bought in Singapore; 3 hand painted aboriginal tiles; brass Buddha which was my mum's; hand painted boomerang; wooden ekeohant from India; large glass biwl with floating candles; Willow Tree ornament which was a gift; woiden African figure, also a gift. Afew vases and jugs."

Bugger this bloody phone again!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crack pot on mine.

A lamp, an oiler burner, a yankee candle (baby powder) a tiffany style lamp and tea-light holders on the marble hearth.....but as I am not posh, the bit sticking out the bottom "

Jeez! How big is your mantelpiece on Gropecunt Lane pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an pil burner in the middle, a teal striped candle either side and a shabby chic metal heart tealight holder on each end...... Kinda empty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil*

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By *lt_couple24Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

no lol just something V found when she was young

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


".

Oh, and a glass bowl full of marbles (safer than keeping them in my head).

Are you sure they are all yours cos I appear to have lost mine... !!! "

I had some of mine confiscated by the police once. They've never returned them to me.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I've got 48 elephants on mine.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I've got 48 elephants on mine. "

Where do you live? The Serengeti?

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"I've got 48 elephants on mine.

Where do you live? The Serengeti?"

Not full size elephants! Small(ish) ornamental ones from all over the world. Whenever someone I know goes abroad they bring back an elephant for the mantelpiece. The larger ones go on the hearth.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've got 48 elephants on mine.

Where do you live? The Serengeti?"

I was thinking Torquay, but that was herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain wasn't it???

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Mine changes daily but currently sat on there is a glass clock with passports, alton towers tickets and various concert tickets stuffed behind it, my pandora bracelet, an empty Peroni bottle, packet of Marlborough lights, my daughters tin of blue m&m's and a gorgeous Jo Malone candle!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I've got 48 elephants on mine.

Where do you live? The Serengeti?

I was thinking Torquay, but that was herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain wasn't it???"

Imagine the mess they leave - now that's going to be one HUGE litter tray! A skip might be more convenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a mantle puece but im happy to have a sexy body have a good poke at my fire

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i,m a greedy girl cos i have 2

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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

We once had a cat who slept on the mantlepiece. She would not countenance any other ornaments. She fell off a couple times but that did not put her off. However we did have one guest who was considerably put out when the ornament on the mantlepiece yawned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 5 angels, one large centre one from USA. 4 pic frames, pic each of my daughters and one each of my grandsons. Two mini Yankee candles and a white feather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one

In fact I don't have much of anything !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cant say I look at peoples mantelpieces....on mine....Pot Plants x3....photographs of my nearest and dearest.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My mantelpiece is absolutely mahoosive. I have too much stuff on there to list but mostly electronic stuff. Oh and an air freshner that run out last month.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"My mantelpiece is absolutely mahoosive. I have too much stuff on there to list but mostly electronic stuff. Oh and an air freshner that run out last month. "

Your air freshener ran out last month? You dirty barsteward...where's that bloody block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My telly, kinect sensor, candles.... Some wargames figures...

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

A big candle, A piece of Mount Zion and pictures of my kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a crack pot on mine.

A lamp, an oiler burner, a yankee candle (baby powder) a tiffany style lamp and tea-light holders on the marble hearth.....but as I am not posh, the bit sticking out the bottom

Jeez! How big is your mantelpiece on Gropecunt Lane pmsl!

"

Its a biggun, the mantelpiece is rather large also

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