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"Do you mean yucca? "Bugger. Yes! That's how the bloody phone spelled it. | |||
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"Put it up for sale. Buyer to collect.  "I'm liking your thinking! | |||
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"you ll have to chop it up til you've got a stump then get the stump out .. divide and conquer " I've tried that. Shears just slide off it and its hard to get close to without impaling myself. Have managed to rip some of it out without too much injury but it's a real pain. | |||
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"Sounds like a chainsaw with a 6ft blade. Get a man in! " Mmm want to do it without shelling out. | |||
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"Sounds like a chainsaw with a 6ft blade. Get a man in! Mmm want to do it without shelling out." Get a naked man in then. | |||
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"Sounds like a chainsaw with a 6ft blade. Get a man in! Mmm want to do it without shelling out." Put it on your status "Man wanted with chainsaw to trim my bush. No skin masks" | |||
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"Sounds like a chainsaw with a 6ft blade. Get a man in! Mmm want to do it without shelling out. Get a naked man in then." Oouch! Naked and spikes! | |||
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"Take off and nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure" does not allways work.. Them japenese yuccas have a built in nuke defence system. | |||
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"Take off and nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure does not allways work.. Them japenese yuccas have a built in nuke defence system. " Chuck a tsunami at them as well and they're fucked  | |||
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"Moving house is a option.xx" I've just moved house! And inherited the bugger! Anyway managed to get under it and rip the feck out of it, making it easier to get to the rest. Now covered in scratches so may need a nice long shower to ease my pains. But - the bugger is GONE!! | |||
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"Burn it to a cinder "Couldn't have done this - it is right up against a wooden fence. | |||
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"well done you .now you have to plant some pampas grass " No - just need to dig out the root - which I will attempt tomorrow. Then decide what kind of nice bush I need - an evergreen I think. Something which will go well with a forsythia which is next to where the yucca was. | |||
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"you could always get off here and put ya back into it
pmsl "Just did put my back into it ya cheeky sod! Had to take a couple of paracetemol - bloody killing me now!  | |||
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"Napalm? Flamethrower? Nuke? (Small, tactical nuke, obviously! I'm not condoning toasting nearby rose beds or pots of nasturtiums lol!) "The napalm wasn't required in the end. Just did my Hulk impression. Well, it made me angry. | |||
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"Just cut away at the foliage til you get to the trunk/stem/stump then dig the bugger out but make sure you catch all the roots, i do this kind of thing all the time at work x" That's all that's left now - the stump - or several. Will dig it out tomorrow. Right now my back is killing me so going to rest up. | |||
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"Just cut away at the foliage til you get to the trunk/stem/stump then dig the bugger out but make sure you catch all the roots, i do this kind of thing all the time at work x That's all that's left now - the stump - or several. Will dig it out tomorrow. Right now my back is killing me so going to rest up." Probably not a bad idea can be quite tough and you dont want to end up hurting yourself! | |||
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"Just cut away at the foliage til you get to the trunk/stem/stump then dig the bugger out but make sure you catch all the roots, i do this kind of thing all the time at work x That's all that's left now - the stump - or several. Will dig it out tomorrow. Right now my back is killing me so going to rest up. Probably not a bad idea can be quite tough and you dont want to end up hurting yourself!" Yeah - going to have a soothing shower now so I can get freaky with it tomorrow. | |||
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"Just cut away at the foliage til you get to the trunk/stem/stump then dig the bugger out but make sure you catch all the roots, i do this kind of thing all the time at work x That's all that's left now - the stump - or several. Will dig it out tomorrow. Right now my back is killing me so going to rest up. Probably not a bad idea can be quite tough and you dont want to end up hurting yourself! Yeah - going to have a soothing shower now so I can get freaky with it tomorrow." Sounds like a good plan! | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon!" Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum! | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum! "The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.  | |||
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"Ooh the title of this thread had me all excited then, I thought it was something new and exciting I hadn't tried. Xx" Well I hadn't tried it until today - and it made me all hot and sweaty. And it was quite satisfying getting to grips with it. | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe. "Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past... | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past..."Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment. | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment."Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done. I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!... | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!... "I'm worried about burning as it is very close to a wooden fence. | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!... "I want to do the destructive bit!!!! Pleeeeeze | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!...
I'm worried about burning as it is very close to a wooden fence."That's why you dig a hole around the stump... | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!...
I'm worried about burning as it is very close to a wooden fence.
That's why you dig a hole around the stump..."But parts of the stump are actually touching the fence so couldn't dig a hole around it. | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!...
I'm worried about burning as it is very close to a wooden fence.
That's why you dig a hole around the stump...
But parts of the stump are actually touching the fence so couldn't dig a hole around it."Guess you only have a few options then: 1) dig it out 2) cut it down as far as possible and then pour stump killer on it and let it rot down 3) move house and let the new owner worry about it! Personally I'd opt for number two... | |||
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"Sodium chlorate + sugar. Pack it into a custard tin, find a suitable fuse, light it and run like bugger! You'll be the first person to put a Yukka on the moon! Christ on a crutch!! You really shouldnt put ideas like that into a forum!
The only one of those ingredients I have is sugar - so I think the neighbourhood is safe.
Sadly they banned the sale of sodium chlorate a couple of years ago. Up until then you could buy a kilo of it for £1 from Wilko's! Bright pink explosions that smell of candy floss are a thing of the past...
Going to have a go at digging the bugger up tomorrow - hoping to have another Hulk moment.
Hack it down with a machete, dig round the stump, pour petrol in the hole then throw a burning rag in it, jib done.
I had an interesting childhood.....I'm also an awful gardener!...
I'm worried about burning as it is very close to a wooden fence.
That's why you dig a hole around the stump...
But parts of the stump are actually touching the fence so couldn't dig a hole around it.
Guess you only have a few options then:
1) dig it out
2) cut it down as far as possible and then pour stump killer on it and let it rot down
3) move house and let the new owner worry about it!
Personally I'd opt for number two..."Might do that - number 3 is a no. Just moved here and inherited the bloody thing. | |||
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"If u have the ammo can i come and help blow it up, I feel wantonly destructive lol "Step away from anything that goes bang minxie. Gos knows what will happen. Minxie + ammo = BOOM not good xx | |||
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"If u have the ammo can i come and help blow it up, I feel wantonly destructive lol
Step away from anything that goes bang minxie. Gos knows what will happen. Minxie + ammo = BOOM not good xx"Awwwww pleeeze, pretty pleeeze | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms." I shall be giving a recital of all the profanity I can recall. Front row is already sold out. | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms." i'll get the nibbles shadow. | |||
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"If u have the ammo can i come and help blow it up, I feel wantonly destructive lol
Step away from anything that goes bang minxie. Gos knows what will happen. Minxie + ammo = BOOM not good xx
Awwwww pleeeze, pretty pleeeze "The best yoy can have is a water pistol my girl | |||
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"If u have the ammo can i come and help blow it up, I feel wantonly destructive lol
Step away from anything that goes bang minxie. Gos knows what will happen. Minxie + ammo = BOOM not good xx
Awwwww pleeeze, pretty pleeeze
The best yoy can have is a water pistol my girl "I could have fun with that - is it a super blaster one? Lol | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. " I've got a rhubarb patch. | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. I've got a rhubarb patch. " Go on then, you can make the crumble after youve sorted the yucca out xx | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. I've got a rhubarb patch. Go on then, you can make the crumble after youve sorted the yucca out xx" Crumble? - you'll be lucky if I pull it up for you, wash it and provide a bowl of sugar. | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. I've got a rhubarb patch. Go on then, you can make the crumble after youve sorted the yucca out xx Crumble? - you'll be lucky if I pull it up for you, wash it and provide a bowl of sugar." Not had that in years, bet its real jaw grabbing sour too | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. I've got a rhubarb patch. Go on then, you can make the crumble after youve sorted the yucca out xx Crumble? - you'll be lucky if I pull it up for you, wash it and provide a bowl of sugar. Not had that in years, bet its real jaw grabbing sour too "It's lovely - apparently it's called strawberry rhubarb. It's on it's second crop this year. | |||
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"Are you selling tickets for this Db? Sounds like an afternoon's entertainment. Will bring Pimms. i'll get the nibbles shadow. I've got a rhubarb patch. Go on then, you can make the crumble after youve sorted the yucca out xx Crumble? - you'll be lucky if I pull it up for you, wash it and provide a bowl of sugar. Not had that in years, bet its real jaw grabbing sour too
It's lovely - apparently it's called strawberry rhubarb. It's on it's second crop this year."Youre just teasing me now, naughty girl xx | |||
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"OK so managed to yank the sucker out bit by bit. Hacked away a lot of the stumps today but there's still a fair bit to go - it has quite an extensive root system and I am now covered in scratches. But at least the majority has gone!! Hooray!" So it's a sucker yucca? Well done. | |||
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"OK so managed to yank the sucker out bit by bit. Hacked away a lot of the stumps today but there's still a fair bit to go - it has quite an extensive root system and I am now covered in scratches. But at least the majority has gone!! Hooray! So it's a sucker yucca? Well done." It was. Now it is an ex-yucca! | |||
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