FabSwingers.com forum: Mother F********G , Nature!!!

By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Why oh Why oh damn bloody Why does she have to turn up at the most inconsiderate of times and ruins ones whole weekend!!!! Wild Woman alert right now! Men unless you have chocolate to offer don't even think bout leaving some wise crack comment!!

I was going to end the bank holiday weekend with some very special attention tonight, but no no no! It seems I'm not allowed!!!

Life would be so much easier with a damn cock!!!

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By *ammytMan
over a year ago

dewsbury

With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hugs? Big hugs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the river runs red take the dirt track instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S don't shoot me - I come in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always anal and blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing this thread is going to attract bears....

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By *ot quite so shy anymoreMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"When the river runs red take the dirt track instead

well said...

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men are not botherd! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men are not botherd! :P "

What happens if "real" women are?

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By *ammytMan
over a year ago

dewsbury

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!"
on its way.yum yum.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

virtual mars bar and big hugs .. maybe warm hands on the small of your back too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh, the benefits of being a 'Lady of a Certain age'

Sorry your weekend is spoilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!"

Big box on the way by courier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It usually ruins my plans and I only get free time once in a blue moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick a blindfold on her and prepare to enter a hollywood murder scene lol

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Yeah I know there are other pleasurable things one can do! But just the thought of even spying a little bit of the red stuff sends some men running for the hills! In all fairness doesn't bother me, and actually enjoy sex at this time of month, but far too many men out there that don't

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It usually ruins my plans and I only get free time once in a blue moon

Sorry to hijack the thread but you've changed your name Lola. I've not been on here much recently

but I like it

Note to self Lola Lola Lola not Flo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have found from experience women are generally hornier and easyier to bed when on :P where are all the surgeons when u need em eh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It usually ruins my plans and I only get free time once in a blue moon

Sorry to hijack the thread but you've changed your name Lola. I've not been on here much recently

but I like it

Note to self Lola Lola Lola not Flo!

Yay you knew it was me

Its like I've been writing in invisible ink since I changed it

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!

Big box on the way by courier

Thanks legs!! Much appreciated!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a simpsons

"Haa-Haa"

felt appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It usually ruins my plans and I only get free time once in a blue moon

Sorry to hijack the thread but you've changed your name Lola. I've not been on here much recently

but I like it

Note to self Lola Lola Lola not Flo!

Yay you knew it was me

Its like I've been writing in invisible ink since I changed it

I recognised your pretty face my lovely

I may have missed you otherwise, I am blonde lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the river runs red take the dirt track instead

Hahaha

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"virtual mars bar and big hugs .. maybe warm hands on the small of your back too x "

Warm hands

you have been well trained xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've mentioned before that I do actually enjoy sex with a lady when she's in 'full flood' (and obviously if she enjoys it too).

It's something I only really do with partners though, not something I'd do with a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!

Big box on the way by courier

Thanks legs!! Much appreciated!!!! "

You're welcome, there might be one missing mind. You just can't trust couriers these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood never stopped a good soldier. X

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"I've mentioned before that I do actually enjoy sex with a lady when she's in 'full flood' (and obviously if she enjoys it too).

It's something I only really do with partners though, not something I'd do with a meet. "

Yeah I can understand why you wouldn't on a meet! An old FB was always happy to oblige! Which was good as we women are ultra horny at this time lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once went on a meet . Booked hotel . When i got there the first thing the lady said to me is " I hope you like bloodsports " . Xx

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Yeah I know there are other pleasurable things one can do! But just the thought of even spying a little bit of the red stuff sends some men running for the hills! In all fairness doesn't bother me, and actually enjoy sex at this time of month, but far too many men out there that don't

xxx"

It's never ever bothered me , sometimes my bed looks like a crime scene

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"Once went on a meet . Booked hotel . When i got there the first thing the lady said to me is " I hope you like bloodsports " . Xx

Wow she was taking a big risk???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once went on a meet . Booked hotel . When i got there the first thing the lady said to me is " I hope you like bloodsports " . Xx

Wow she was taking a big risk???"
Yeah she was but i thought hey ho try out once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life would be so much easier with a damn cock!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm if you say so

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've mentioned before that I do actually enjoy sex with a lady when she's in 'full flood' (and obviously if she enjoys it too).

It's something I only really do with partners though, not something I'd do with a meet.

Yeah I can understand why you wouldn't on a meet! An old FB was always happy to oblige! Which was good as we women are ultra horny at this time lol x"

Not all of us!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I know JUST how you feel.

Non-squeamish FBs are worth their weight in gold at these times. I hope you get lots of fun another time to make up for it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want me mum.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this "mother nature " thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr "

Oh no poor you! I had a new one in september! It has taken a while and really lightened the flow, only get 1 or 2 days now, I am hoping they will stop all together but so far still get something! But it is much improved! Gone from 5 days heavy a month to just 1 or 2!

If I were you I would go back and get yours checked! Doesn't seem quite right to me! I had mine done at the GUM clinic. They were brilliant, had to have a 6 week check after! But have since been back in for normal sti checks etc and they checked it then too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still waiting on mine to make an appearance lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies I totally sympathise but in some ways I am a lucky one.

I had a hysterectomy at the age of 29 due to the big C, so have not had a date with mother nature in years.

But I totally agree FB's are worth their weight in gold. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pah!

What's all the fuss about?!!! Hey?! Hey?!

Kiddin!

Commiserations. I wish I could say "I know what's it like", well I don't wish I could say that but you get my point?..if I even have a point.

Best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not Thursday is it

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

l o l a lola

lola are you like the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr

Yer been back they said it can take weeks\months !!! Every time it stops get all excited ! Then it starts again

really hard to make plans ! And I think some men think I'm just making it up !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear ya!

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr

Yer been back they said it can take weeks\months !!! Every time it stops get all excited ! Then it starts again

really hard to make plans ! And I think some men think I'm just making it up !!!!

I was still getting told by my Dr. after 9 months that it was normal and could easily take a year to settle down, and he refused to take it out when I told him I had had enough. So a trip down the Family Planning Clinic, all sorted 5 minutes later. One of the worse decisions I ever made having a Mirena coil fitted, a year post removal I am finally getting getting my body back to normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr

Yer been back they said it can take weeks\months !!! Every time it stops get all excited ! Then it starts again

really hard to make plans ! And I think some men think I'm just making it up !!!!

I refused the coil through stories I heard and have gne for sterilization gt my appointment with a specialist on the 18th of sep to discuss what is going to happen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The exact same thing has happened to me. 3 nights to myself (I haven't had that in 8 years) and I've got the effin decorators in! Mother nature is a cruel bitch!

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over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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Wow! Do you live in the 1950s?

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over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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Wow! Do you live in the 1950s?"

What a stupid comment. The internet wasn't even created in the 50s

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Anyone having liver for lunch?

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

[Removed by poster at 26/08/13 13:07:21]

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass [rant].

Think I must be an old fashioned kinda gal, cos Im with you

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Anyone having liver for lunch?"

Ewwwwwww........naughty Ryan!!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I must be strange: my life doesn't fall apart and I become bereft if I can't fuck! My girls have cancelled their plans today which means my meet won't take place. Two weeks of planning, but hey, c'est la vie!

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

[/rant]"

Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

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over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

[/rant]

Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way. "

If it was a forum for a trainspotting site, or a knitting forum, I would probably agree with you. But this is the Fab forum, attached to a site that is primarily involved in people meeting up for sex. So when us ladies have little free time and are really looking forward to a planned good hard shag, then it is relevant to come on here to have a bitch about when things go awry.

If we were on the 'Shitters UK' forum then a post about having bad shits would be appropriate really, so not seeing why a post about being box-blocked isn't appropriate on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone having liver for lunch?"

With fava beans and a nice chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!"

Invest in the sponge tampons, and always have a way to manipulate the time of the month if you have a big weekend planned... It works for me...

Btw... Loads of offers on huge bars of chocolate on right now for some reason.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hugs? Big hugs??

I offered hugs, big hugs but I have given it some thoughts and apologies if anyone has made a similar comment..

If it had been a man complaining that e.g mother nature had been a bitch by keeping him limp, not able to get it up etc.. etc.. He would have been told to 'man up'.

So forget the hugs sweetie...shit happens to us all, soon menaupose will hit and you'll be fine..in the mean time just 'woman up' and ride the storm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LadyA01 wish i could send you the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory cos this thread has made my day, although not meant to be funny, im crying laughing here thanks!

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way.

If we were on the 'Shitters UK' forum then a post about having bad shits would be appropriate really, so not seeing why a post about being box-blocked isn't appropriate on here.

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"Hugs? Big hugs??

I offered hugs, big hugs but I have given it some thoughts and apologies if anyone has made a similar comment..

If it had been a man complaining that e.g mother nature had been a bitch by keeping him limp, not able to get it up etc.. etc.. He would have been told to 'man up'.

So forget the hugs sweetie...shit happens to us all, soon menaupose will hit and you'll be fine..in the mean time just 'woman up' and ride the storm!"

I have to say hun, that has made me chuckle! But your not having your hugs back lol! They were well needed and appreciated!

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"LadyA01 wish i could send you the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory cos this thread has made my day, although not meant to be funny, im crying laughing here thanks!

I have just come back for a read too, lol and some of the more recent posts have also made me laugh!!! Xx

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"With all due respect a cock is the last thing you need at the moment......galaxy ripple anyone?

I meant life would be easier if I were a man lol! And yes to the galaxy ripple please!!

Invest in the sponge tampons, and always have a way to manipulate the time of the month if you have a big weekend planned... It works for me...

Btw... Loads of offers on huge bars of chocolate on right now for some reason. "

Sponge tampons??? That's a new one on me! Gonna have to google x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hugs? Big hugs??

I offered hugs, big hugs but I have given it some thoughts and apologies if anyone has made a similar comment..

If it had been a man complaining that e.g mother nature had been a bitch by keeping him limp, not able to get it up etc.. etc.. He would have been told to 'man up'.

So forget the hugs sweetie...shit happens to us all, soon menaupose will hit and you'll be fine..in the mean time just 'woman up' and ride the storm!

I have to say hun, that has made me chuckle! But your not having your hugs back lol! They were well needed and appreciated!

I've got plenty more for you!

I don't have chocolate cos I've eaten it all sorry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Anyone having liver for lunch?

With fava beans and a nice chianti

Ewwww not walking past your pad in case something nasty gets flicked at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

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Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way. "

noone is forcing you to read or comment this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

[/rant]

Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way.

noone is forcing you to read or comment this thread "

No I know this. I choose to. Would be a pretty boring place if we were all just agreed wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand why people feel the need to post on a thread they arent interested in

it wasnt a debating subject

if the subject doesnt interest you... pass it by

dont see the need to get at other... accept diverdity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sponge tampons??? That's a new one on me! Gonna have to google x"

Beppy do good ones... And being someone that suffers badly once a month... I was surprised how well these work. The wet ones are slightly easier to use.. but I managed a play session at a club with no worries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a question: do you think this will attract someone to meet?

Are we announcing all bodily functions on the forums now?

Might as well tell us about the clots, colour, smell, texture.

I guess my point is: no one wants to know so be a trooper and take one in the ass.

[/rant]

Not trying to attract a meet no! Read my profile you will see I am not meeting on here at the moment! Yes I was expecting someone later but he is someone I know!

Clearly you are somewhat squeamish, well I would be careful about which posts you read as there have been a lot which is far worse than this!

I'm far from squeemish love. I just don't think a forum is a place to announce you're on your period.

I'd not come on here and say "OMG! I've got the shits so bad (I haven't) that my ass is glowing".

Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way.

noone is forcing you to read or comment this thread "

I have often thought it would be good if there was a forum just for the ladies !! So we could talk about these things!! This is why !!! Its part of life and its good to talk, hear others experiences and get advice, opinions !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sponge tampons??? That's a new one on me! Gonna have to google x

Oh looking at that

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh Why oh damn bloody Why does she have to turn up at the most inconsiderate of times and ruins ones whole weekend!!!! Wild Woman alert right now! Men unless you have chocolate to offer don't even think bout leaving some wise crack comment!!

I was going to end the bank holiday weekend with some very special attention tonight, but no no no! It seems I'm not allowed!!!

Life would be so much easier with a damn cock!!!

Id rather have the vagina myself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother nature, ffs woman think it's all about them, what about us poor blokes it effects us just as much, so can we have some chocolate also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence and i have no chocolate but it cannot be a suprise surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence and i have no chocolate but it cannot be a suprise surely

It's not always something we can plan for...

And it can arrive totally out of the blue. I rarely get any symptoms before.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother nature, ffs woman think it's all about them, what about us poor blokes it effects us just as much, so can we have some chocolate also

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By *adyA01 OP Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"No offence and i have no chocolate but it cannot be a suprise surely

Actually yes it was a surprise, due to having a coil, my monthlys are rather irregular now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to end the bank holiday weekend with some very special attention tonight, but no no no! It seems I'm not allowed!!!

Life would be so much easier with a damn cock!!!

What you moaning about? I'm sure someone will fuck you but doubt you'd get licked

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I was going to end the bank holiday weekend with some very special attention tonight, but no no no! It seems I'm not allowed!!!

Life would be so much easier with a damn cock!!!

What you moaning about? I'm sure someone will fuck you but doubt you'd get licked

Oh dear....oh dear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with women r nice on monthlys i have worn a towel there cumfy would try a tampon too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at my horniest when I'm on. Use a diaphragm! Sorted! Go to sex clinic and get one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at my horniest when I'm on. Use a diaphragm! Sorted! Go to sex clinic and get one!!!

Dont think id get one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy to work around these tiny issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your frustration !

it could be worse ! You could be me

I had a coil fitted in May and since then I have had only a two weeks clear

its driving me nuts !!!!!! Grrrr "

mirena?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread I wondered how long it'd take the anti period announcement brigade to start whining!

OP it will settle down. I'm on my second mirena... and I'm on more often that not since its insertion three periods, but not three months, ago. Damn frustrating.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Reading this thread I wondered how long it'd take the anti period announcement brigade to start whining!

OP it will settle down. I'm on my second mirena... and I'm on more often that not since its insertion three periods, but not three months, ago. Damn frustrating."

Sounds more like the Ribena coil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading this thread I wondered how long it'd take the anti period announcement brigade to start whining!

OP it will settle down. I'm on my second mirena... and I'm on more often that not since its insertion three periods, but not three months, ago. Damn frustrating.

Sounds more like the Ribena coil

I like Ribena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at my horniest when I'm on. Use a diaphragm! Sorted! Go to sex clinic and get one!!!

They are awkward to fit and leak from my experience.. same with the moon cups... Plus find you can feel both during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF MEN HAD THIS PROBLEM LIFE WOULD BE FAIR ONCE A MONTH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love this problem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF MEN HAD THIS PROBLEM LIFE WOULD BE FAIR ONCE A MONTH"
If we had that problem we would be bragging about who has the biggest blood flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think of chips. Chips and ketchup!

Once it was chips and brown sauce but that was after a ruby.........

Though it's not attractive when you smile after and it's all clotted in your teeth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are tampons cumfy then really wanna try one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always anal and blow jobs