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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must ask the butler to check with the housekeeper to see what brand we buy

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "

Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only buy Andrex or Charmin, in bulk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "

And smuggle a roll home with you........... Women have handbags, not sure where a guy might hide the roll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant beat bronco paper...like rubbing grease proof paper up ya chuff and leaving skids in ya pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls"

One can get 24 rolls of Charmins in Lidl for under a tenner!!! Now that's what I call a bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im waiting till they bring out some leatherette bog roll

be able to wash and go again

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

PMSL I was only thinking about this today. How much money I save on bog paper since I lost my wife and my daughter left home. Maybe with the savings I can afford cashmere bog roll

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"And smuggle a roll home with you........... "

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well us gals use half a roll per piddle ya know

guys only have to have a little shake

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper

Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls"

That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And smuggle a roll home with you...........

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves "

I have to have an invite to yours first !!

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"And smuggle a roll home with you...........

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves

I have to have an invite to yours first !! "

Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rarely i get a clean slate

Sometimes i wonder did i do a log as its no where to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And smuggle a roll home with you...........

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves

I have to have an invite to yours first !!

Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol "

and do I get another free lol!!

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"And smuggle a roll home with you...........

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves

I have to have an invite to yours first !!

Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol

and do I get another free lol!! "

Free one's are only given providing we get no complaints with the original

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper

Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls

That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes "

You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And smuggle a roll home with you...........

*The following has been noted in our black book"

Check everything before she leaves

I have to have an invite to yours first !!

Oooooooooooooooo don't worry I'll give you one! lol

and do I get another free lol!!

Free one's are only given providing we get no complaints with the original "

Oh I'm sure you won't lol!! Good quality assurance helps........!!

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper

Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls

That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes

You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky! "

My bums already soft and silky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok you lot...

Go get a room

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ok you lot...

Go get a room "

Come & join us

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper

Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls

That's £2.00 towards a pair od shoes

You want to try it its lovely on your bum. All soft & silky!

My bums already soft and silky "

I meant the paper lol. It has aloe vera on it too so it slides faster than a cat on ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot...

Go get a room

Come & join us "

Have to be a virtual room we live bloody miles apart lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AR they brummies ya know

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ok you lot...

Go get a room

Come & join us

Have to be a virtual room we live bloody miles apart lol!! "

Any airports near you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you lot...

Go get a room

Come & join us

Have to be a virtual room we live bloody miles apart lol!!

Any airports near you? "

Southampton.........

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"It has aloe vera on it"

Is that a code for someone on here? ello vera!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Ok you lot...

Go get a room

Come & join us

Have to be a virtual room we live bloody miles apart lol!!

Any airports near you?

Southampton......... "

You were correct bloody miles apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has aloe vera on it

Is that a code for someone on here? ello vera! "

Evening primrose

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By *i 1 Get 1 Free OP   Couple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"It has aloe vera on it

Is that a code for someone on here? ello vera!

Evening primrose "

Morning ma lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "

I only ever meet with professionals. I'm a professional professional. I don't wipe my arse i have someone to do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have not seen a waitrose store for 11 years...lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"cant beat bronco paper...like rubbing grease proof paper up ya chuff and leaving skids in ya pants... "

I was a little bit sick then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

school toilet paper was like tracing paper, just had no grip at all

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

ewww sick again with the "grip " word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waitrose have started selling cashmere toilet paper now, there's something well worth paying a premium for but toilet paper wouldn't be so bad if it was a bogof

So, if anyone is lucky enough to get a meet with a "Professional" profile, check their loo paper "

i have to rush out and change my loo paper now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ewww sick again with the "grip " word "

haha sorry, no other way to describe it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only ever buy andrex aloe vera!!

errggh school toilet paper it was tracing paper!! yuck!! xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"ewww sick again with the "grip " word

haha sorry, no other way to describe it really"

yuk yuk yuk lol

But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ewww sick again with the "grip " word

haha sorry, no other way to describe it really

yuk yuk yuk lol

But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !!"

some dry toast should help

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"ewww sick again with the "grip " word

haha sorry, no other way to describe it really"

we used to call it Jonh Wayne paper

"wont take no shit off any one"

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"ewww sick again with the "grip " word

haha sorry, no other way to describe it really

yuk yuk yuk lol

But I knew what you meant, just didn't have a chance to stop feeling sick from the last one !!

some dry toast should help"

For wiping your arse awwww for settling the stomach

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

ok you horrible little boys with your boys talk !! you can run amok ( until HPC checks the thread anyway ) in this thread as I am not coming back in !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish people dont use paper ya know.....

They wash their arses after.

And because of a much healthier diet.

They have no problems with anything TOO sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't knock it waitrose do it at £2.29 for a pack of four rolls

One can get 24 rolls of Charmins in Lidl for under a tenner!!! Now that's what I call a bargain! "

A bargain ? That's robbery with violence, I only want to wipe my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"school toilet paper was like tracing paper, just had no grip at all "

By the time you were finished wiping, your hand ended up somewhere near the bottom of ya neck, with a corresponding brown stripe all up ya back - then on the bottom of each square it said, "Now wash Your Hands Please" It should of said, "Now wash your hands, arse, back and neck please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"school toilet paper was like tracing paper, just had no grip at all

By the time you were finished wiping, your hand ended up somewhere near the bottom of ya neck, with a corresponding brown stripe all up ya back - then on the bottom of each square it said, "Now wash Your Hands Please" It should of said, "Now wash your hands, arse, back and neck please""

ooooo dirty bugga

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