FabSwingers.com forum: Lying :-(

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been lying to everyone for a long time

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I know Grandad

it's ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCKING HELL ITS GRANDAD CRUMPET !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been lying to everyone for a long time"

What you been lying about then

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I've been lying to everyone for a long time"

You are really 21?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I've been lying to everyone for a long time"

Male. 23 . Athletic . Red Haired. 20/20 vision

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

granny has a bigger knob than benc

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

You really live in Virginia Water in leafy Surrey and not Merseyside?....

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"I know Grandad

it's ok xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a scandal!!! Front page news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it

Could feel it in my waters

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

How's your new arse tatt Cheryl

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

are you Bussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been lying to everyone for a long time"

You could always shack up with the guy running the DWP.

He is an expert at it,and am sure will give you some tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been lying to everyone for a long time"

I don't believe you....

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

OK GRANDDAD MUFFIN, fess up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well ...... Friday I went for a thorough medical.....

(BTW you are all basta....not very nice )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they found out your still a virgin

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And they found out your still a virgin "

No they never touched my foof ... for reasons best known to me

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"And they found out your still a virgin

No they never touched my foof ... for reasons best known to me"

Not a very thorough medical

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And they found out your still a virgin

No they never touched my foof ... for reasons best known to me

Not a very thorough medical

We weren't playing Jay is a Dr.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

They discovered that little external Haemorrhoid is in fact a little cock you never realised you were born with?....

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You're actually dead?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Vera is coming on at 8pm Granny, any chance of a confession

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

are you Rose West with tinternet access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thay found out you've got a 3rd nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just HOW have you been lying to us...

It isnt anything you've said on ya profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It turns out you're not actually a crumpet???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just HOW have you been lying to us...

It isnt anything you've said on ya profile...

bitch !

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

an inch makes all the difference...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"an inch makes all the difference...

View....... you say that to all us big boys !

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd get a second opinion.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"an inch makes all the difference...

View....... you say that to all us big boys !"

I do too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd get a second opinion."

It was an expensive medical!

Everything is in working order but they never saw my foof so I can't guarantee that.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Get your height measured again - on a hot day.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How's your new arse tatt Cheryl"

I don't have a tat but you can do a bloody good dot to dot on my arse.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx "

Have you changed your profile or are you going to continue this charade?

Shrinking in old age is all part and parcel of the decrepitude to come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just HOW have you been lying to us...

It isnt anything you've said on ya profile...

bitch !"

But sooooooo cute....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx

Have you changed your profile or are you going to continue this charade?

Shrinking in old age is all part and parcel of the decrepitude to come."

Christ...... Five Three here I come!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx

Have you changed your profile or are you going to continue this charade?

Shrinking in old age is all part and parcel of the decrepitude to come.

Christ...... Five Three here I come!"

Be grateful, I'm going to shrink to official midget height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a hanging offence granny. That inch makes all the difference.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"How's your new arse tatt Cheryl

I don't have a tat but you can do a bloody good dot to dot on my arse."

happy days

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx

Have you changed your profile or are you going to continue this charade?

Shrinking in old age is all part and parcel of the decrepitude to come.

Christ...... Five Three here I come!

Be grateful, I'm going to shrink to official midget height."

Going to ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Okay ...... Fess up time.

The measurer woman told me i'm 5foot four ........ Dead on.

Sorry all xxxx

Have you changed your profile or are you going to continue this charade?

Shrinking in old age is all part and parcel of the decrepitude to come.

Christ...... Five Three here I come!

Be grateful, I'm going to shrink to official midget height.

Going to ?"

I'm not 4'11" yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get a second opinion.

It was an expensive medical!

Everything is in working order but they never saw my foof so I can't guarantee that."

If they saw your foof would you be taller?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd get a second opinion.

It was an expensive medical!

Everything is in working order but they never saw my foof so I can't guarantee that.

If they saw your foof would you be taller?

Mmmmmmm no .....

I had my foof done in the docs four weeks ago. It was the perfect foof ..... so I didn't need it mucking with again.

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