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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is your favourite quote from anyone past or present,ive always liked this from John Lennon“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

-- His reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we are young we all have dreams, but as we get older we trade our dreams for what we call wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Abraham Lincoln: better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscar Wilde

I can resist anything but temptation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

robocop

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Mae West: it's not the men in my life, but the life in my men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'We're gonna need a bigger boat' "

I thought it was bigger buns.

'Calendar Girls'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ecky-booTV/TS
over a year ago

worthing

On spike milligans gravestone.... ' i told you i was ill ' .... brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go

I love Oscar I could quote him all day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man who can drive a fast car whilst kissing a pretty girl isn't giving that kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein, what a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day, Which now shows all the beauty of the sun,And by an by a cloud takes all away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, some of the people can be part right all of the time,

All the people can be some right part of the time,

Part of the people can be some right all of the time,

But all the people can't be all right all of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On spike milligans gravestone.... ' i told you i was ill ' .... brilliant."
Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Temper is what gets most of us in trouble, pride is what keeps us there." ~Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe God plays dice with the Universe.

Albert Einstein and his opinion regarding Quantum Mechanics and Heisenberg's Uncertaintity Principle

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

I liked this one before I joined Fab...but it seems even more relevant here!

'Believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All dressed up and no where to go....

On Atheists Grave Stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my fathers grave stone, here lies Bill.... stiff at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my mothers gravestone, here lies Gladwyn, Quiet at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is too short to leave important words unsaid

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Suck my Dick" - Ron Jeremey.

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun". - Grocho Marx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abraham Lincoln - “ Don’t believe everything you read in the Internet”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die

Jean Paul Satre

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

What You Gonna Do About It, Stud?

Sandy to Danny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyler Durden

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

Hunter S. Thompson

I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright... Or maybe "stupid" is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I... And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world'

Marilyn Monroe

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

You're d*unk ..............

And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober ............

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

“Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.”

George Bernard Shaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers - the then chairman of IBM in 1943

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Grouch Marx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue -Dorothy Parker

So many men... so little time -Mae West

When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better -Mae West

I collect stars, but I keep them in the sky because I just don't have the space at home. -Warren Ellis

Everything will be alright in the end. If it isn't alright, it isn't the end. -Anon

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. -Bill Hicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it..

Marlon Brando On The Waterfront

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the milk turns sour, I'm not the kind of pussy to drink it

Two smoking barrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. -Bill Hicks

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Love bill hicks. By far one of the best comedians ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football is a beautiful game, it deserves to be played beautifully.

Brian Clough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always right. I once thought I was wrong but I was mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two from my mom.

"kelly not everyone will think just like you and that's OK."

"God gave you free will to choose to do whatever you want but whatever you choose to do you will accept the consequences be they good or bad. so decide if the consequences are worth the actions "

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

John Lennon

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. -Bill Hicks

Love bill hicks. By far one of the best comedians ever."

True visionaries always leave us early. I cried when he died.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Sooner or later, everyone is going to hurt you, you just got to figure out the ones worth suffering for.

Bob Marley

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Patriotism is a word which always commemorates a robbery. There isn't a foot of land in the world which doesn't represent the ousting and re-ousting of a longline of successive "owners" who each in turn, as "patriots" with proud swelling hearts defended it against the next gang of "robbers" who came to steal it and did -- and became swelling-hearted patriots in their turn.

- Mark Twain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what makes you happy and Fuck what every one else thinks.

My nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well son, at least now you have only yourself and your cock to keep.

My nan, when I told her I had broken up with my ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was from my mum do that again you little bastard lol and you are in trouble

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

'Life is like a box of cocks....you never know what you are gonna get'

Me

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

I used to be Snow White but I drifted

Mae West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cum all Ye faithful

I was religious until I reached the age of reason

Both George Carlin

You have to speculate to accumulate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I myself have never been able to find out what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. (West)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot tell how the third world war will end, only that the fourthbworld war will be faught wirh sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going to be two-faced,at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fuck off,you're not having my autograph!" John Lennon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'We're gonna need a bigger boat' "

recognise the quote but from which film

xx

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

recognise the quote but from which film

xx"

Jaws

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

recognise the quote but from which film

xx

Jaws"

He's only gone and bloody used the Quote Button !!

Granny Crumpet

One Threw Over the Posters Vest

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Albert Einstein.

Only two things I know for certain.

The stupedy of man and the universe is infant. But no shore about the later .

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though the Rules of the Road have been lodged, its only peoples games you have to dodge."

"Money doesn't talk, it swears."

Bob Dylan.

"Its not the Years, It's the Mileage"

Indiana Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morons hate being called a moron,"

-JD Salinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.l

Emmett Brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. -Bill Hicks

Love bill hicks. By far one of the best comedians ever.

True visionaries always leave us early. I cried when he died."

They do indeed

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

my brain is my second favorite organ,

woody allen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see a world in a grain of sand

And a heaven in a wild flower,

Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,

And eternity in an hour.

W. Blake

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