FabSwingers.com forum: If your cock (or pussy) was a car.

By *otlovefun42 OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Our post on the biggest cock thread got me thinking so....

If you cock or pussy was a car, what would it be? and why?

We'll start with (Mr) Mercedes SLK. Sleek, sporty, not too big, and the top comes down quickly.

(Mrs) Mini Cooper, tight fit, but handles well when wet.

Over to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Range cos it will take anything thrown at it

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Batmobile

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

1998 Toyota Corolla

Done a few miles, looks like all the rest, reliable 98% of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austin Metro....Has a good go at it, but eventually just gives up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be a Jaguar XJL - big, sleek and glides in unseen at the rear of anywhere...

Ruby's would be a Mini Cabriolet - open to all and loads of fun.... (Oh I am SOOOOO dead now....

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ted

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Skods fabia diesel vRS. Powerful enough to get me into trouble. Dependable. Low maintenance. But a bit daft. Not biggest in the world but when pointed in the right direction. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Austin 1100 (bit old I know, but some might say the same about me). This cock car chugs along hoping to find somewhere nice to enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to so delorean as lady's like to jump back on it but it more like a fiat 500 vary small but lots of power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1998 Toyota Corolla

Done a few miles, looks like all the rest, reliable 98% of the time! "

This made me actually lol! We used to have a Toyota corolla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIAT

('found in a tip)

('fix it again tonny')

!!!!!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A Porsche sleek and smooth on the outside but start the engine and your in for a good ride, handles really well too. Lol.

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cookies is a diesel renault megane. Fuel injected and you get a whole lot of mileage from the one tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an Audi, fast, reliable, built for comfort and speed, finely tuned, strong and sexy, and goes on and on and on and on....

Vorsprung durch Technik

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cream is an Audi TT. Pleasing to look at, curves in all the right places. Plush interior and purrs when handled well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cream is an Audi TT. Pleasing to look at, curves in all the right places. Plush interior and purrs when handled well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably one of those old Citroens with hydro-elastic suspension that goes up and down depending on how well it’s been serviced…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Blue eyes) Ill have to say Aston Martin db9, because its beautiful to look at, amazing once you get inside, and only a few people will get to have a go haha

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By *otlovefun42 OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Some good ones so far. keep them coming.

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

Can we include bikes? Cars are just transport for me...bikes provide the entertainment!

I'd be my Triumph Tiger..big, bouncy, growls when prodded, but a cuddly pussycat underneath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lada

Slow but reliable

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Gently Flying Spur: truly...awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lada, cheap ,reliable, and cant give it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toyota Prius...

After only a five minute ride its flat!

Bugatti Veyron...

0 - Ejaculation in 3.2 seconds!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Gently Flying Spur: truly...awesome!

Bently even...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Volvo V40 Bigger Airbags than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi rs6, unassuming under advertised and looks like any other standard estate

But once fired up has excellent performance,

Vorsprung Durch Kaput

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hillman Imp,,Old, clapped out and held together with bodge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MPV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1956 Morris minor soft top

It's a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dump truck always ready to dump its load.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine would be an ambulance as any female that gets it is left out of breath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lamborghini

Not very spacious, difficult to control, but when handled well it will just go on and on and on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A SMART car. 'Cause I'm-a smart!

(convertible 'cause I'm bi

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't know. Old, reliable, goes a very long way on half a tank of petrol, cosy, handles well but not capable of fancy tricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, had a think about this one.

I'd have to say a Hummer Limo.

Why?

Cause I start of small but increase in size, dependant on how excited I get. However I am also robust & strong & can stretch the odd Mini from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat 500

Small and slow but women love it

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