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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

do u need someone to talk to or even come and see u or need now and then well im ur gal..I come with.sympathetic ear and shoulder if needed or just a really good laugh mail me x

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what type of cakes are they ?

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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

any cake u like x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Any cheesecake?

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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Victoria sponge for me please

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

so what is on the drinks trolly then .. this could sway it ??

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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

tea coffee..vodka whisky..cold larger

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

a cup of very hot, very strong fresh coffee for me please with a large slice of cake

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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

cuminh up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do you do cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a cup of tea and some chocolate digestives please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some one say cake??

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By *ot-tottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

derbyshire

yep cake and cookies are my fav spesh with cold milk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cheese cake is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and a vicky sponge please

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

lemon drizzle cake and strong cuppa please...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice please"
Oooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a coffee and a cream bum sorry bun please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any cheesecake?"

My mum always buys me cherry cheesecake for my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually can I have a Bakewell tart ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"yep cake and cookies are my fav spesh with cold milk x"

Cool bring your cookies and I will knock some Angel Delight together.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!! "

I haven't had a custard slice for years

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!

I haven't had a custard slice for years "

can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!

I haven't had a custard slice for years can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet..... "

I dont like cold custard - hot custard yes please. Ill share vanilla slice if its big enough

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!

I haven't had a custard slice for years can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet..... I dont like cold custard - hot custard yes please. Ill share vanilla slice if its big enough"

Sorted!!!! Thank you xxx

Good job really I still have no cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to know a joke where the punch line was " and he fucked a bowl of custard " - for life of me I can't remember the start if the joke

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Used to know a joke where the punch line was " and he fucked a bowl of custard " - for life of me I can't remember the start if the joke "

Was it the fancy dress one ?

The first guy turned up dressed all in green with the letters N and V written on his chest. He said "I've come as green with envy".

Next a girl turned up dressed all in pink and with feathers all over. "I've come as tickled pink" she said.

Then Mick and Paddy turn up, both stark bollock naked, Mick with his cock in a bowl of custard and Paddy with his cock in a pear.

"What have you come as?" I asked Mick.

"I'm fuckin dis custard, and he's in dis pair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to know a joke where the punch line was " and he fucked a bowl of custard " - for life of me I can't remember the start if the joke

Was it the fancy dress one ?

The first guy turned up dressed all in green with the letters N and V written on his chest. He said "I've come as green with envy".

Next a girl turned up dressed all in pink and with feathers all over. "I've come as tickled pink" she said.

Then Mick and Paddy turn up, both stark bollock naked, Mick with his cock in a bowl of custard and Paddy with his cock in a pear.

"What have you come as?" I asked Mick.

"I'm fuckin dis custard, and he's in dis pair""

That's the one ! So glad you remembered it - didn't want people in here thinking I was making it up

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Still no fecking cheesecake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no fecking cheesecake..... "

And I am still waiting for my cup or tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no fecking cheesecake.....

And I am still waiting for my cup or tea "

Make a pot of tea the forum is gasping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea and a big vanilla slice pleaseOooh I haven't had a vanilla slice for ages!!!

I haven't had a custard slice for years can you slice custard?...no offers of cheesecake yet..... I dont like cold custard - hot custard yes please. Ill share vanilla slice if its big enoughSorted!!!! Thank you xxx welcome - could always hope someone nice brings cheesecake as I like that too, with cream

Good job really I still have no cheesecake "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i make nice cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i make nice cheesecake "
now thats interesting? Strawberry? any chance of tasting? lots of questions - i still talk too much

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

cooked lemon with raisins i have to make two at a time .one to eat straight away and one to keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no fecking cheesecake.....

And I am still waiting for my cup or tea

Make a pot of tea the forum is gasping "

Can't find the kettle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cooked lemon with raisins i have to make two at a time .one to eat straight away and one to keep "
never heard of/or tried that flavour? one to eat and one to bring?there isnt a "begging" emoticon, else I would display it

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