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I'm letting Jesus into my life...

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well, it's actually pronounced Haysus...he's a lovely guy, Bolivian - and a proper altruist! He supports this orphanage in Thailand as well as taking care of his elderly parents at home and as he can't get away himself, he's asked me to take some school books over for the children. He's so generous too, when I said that seeing as the case weighed 20 kilos I'd be unable to take any luggage he gave me £100 to buy some clothes once I get to Thailand (dirt cheap apparently)

Anyhow, now I'm just at the airport waiting for my flight to Bogota to pick up the books.

My life is really looking up at the moment...what with the Nigerian prince who needs help with accessing his funds and this trip of a lifetime...it's a big raspberry to those so-called mates of mine who keep going on about how naive and gullible I am

Anyway, my flight's being called now, so I'll catch you all when I get home in a couple of weeks - I can't wait to see the little kiddiewinks faces when they see all the new books

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enjoy......

is he hung, if so... I will send books too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ob and VixenCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

brilliant

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Duck, there's only one book, and they'll throw it at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you in about 25 yrs after your trip of lifetime

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

sounds awesome, chance of a lifetime..

what could possibly go wrong..

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If I could bake I'd make you a cake with a file in it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And u've legged it now I can remember the messages lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I sense people are not taking this serious.... think of the poor children

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I think you may find penal servitude is not what you think it is.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

And as the door closes and the bolt locks a voice says...'would you like tea and cake'

you see only to late the poor chap hanging upside down whimpering through his restraints....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I have a few Beatrix Potters adventures of Jeremy Fisher but the spines are broken ... would they mind ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha very good

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"And as the door closes and the bolt locks a voice says...'would you like tea and cake'

you see only to late the poor chap hanging upside down whimpering through his restraints.... "

normally pay good money for that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an Alice in wonderland book you could have taken

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well, it's actually pronounced Haysus...he's a lovely guy, Bolivian - and a proper altruist! He supports this orphanage in Thailand as well as taking care of his elderly parents at home and as he can't get away himself, he's asked me to take some school books over for the children. He's so generous too, when I said that seeing as the case weighed 20 kilos I'd be unable to take any luggage he gave me £100 to buy some clothes once I get to Thailand (dirt cheap apparently)

Anyhow, now I'm just at the airport waiting for my flight to Bogota to pick up the books.

My life is really looking up at the moment...what with the Nigerian prince who needs help with accessing his funds and this trip of a lifetime...it's a big raspberry to those so-called mates of mine who keep going on about how naive and gullible I am

Anyway, my flight's being called now, so I'll catch you all when I get home in a couple of weeks - I can't wait to see the little kiddiewinks faces when they see all the new books "

When they said they saw you coming they didn't mean they were swingers Caz........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Servant's Why Me?

Deals with all of this tomfoolery

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Well, it's actually pronounced Haysus...he's a lovely guy, Bolivian - and a proper altruist! He supports this orphanage in Thailand as well as taking care of his elderly parents at home and as he can't get away himself, he's asked me to take some school books over for the children. He's so generous too, when I said that seeing as the case weighed 20 kilos I'd be unable to take any luggage he gave me £100 to buy some clothes once I get to Thailand (dirt cheap apparently)

Anyhow, now I'm just at the airport waiting for my flight to Bogota to pick up the books.

My life is really looking up at the moment...what with the Nigerian prince who needs help with accessing his funds and this trip of a lifetime...it's a big raspberry to those so-called mates of mine who keep going on about how naive and gullible I am

Anyway, my flight's being called now, so I'll catch you all when I get home in a couple of weeks - I can't wait to see the little kiddiewinks faces when they see all the new books "

Lmao

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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere


"I think you may find penal servitude is not what you think it is. "

Made me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!!!!

ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sense people are not taking this serious.... think of the poor children"

Good luck Caz. I'll miss you. Toodle pip.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

When you can finally get home would it be possible to bring a little parcel back in your suitcase. It is all above board, it's just that I am looking after my grand mother at the moment and I rather not leave her alone.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

has Caz been rubber gloved yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"has Caz been rubber gloved yet?"

She will be soon - she's off to Blackpool first (before Jesus takes her).

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"has Caz been rubber gloved yet?

She will be soon - she's off to Blackpool first (before Jesus takes her)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Blackpool the secret rendezvous to pick the package up?

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