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"Has he pood his pants?" not YET lol | |||
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"Which sort ?" I'm thinking of the statue of liberty | |||
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"Diamondsmiles! Are you enticing him into one of your secret scatalogical conversations. This Morning had a poo feature earlier this week." I went to the doctors this week and a woman shouted across the carpark to her husband that you got a scoop to get this test in the bottle then proceeded to shout she was going in the chemists to calm his direahea down | |||
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"See that's why I love the forums , log on and smile at Ryan and poo "Log on - really? | |||
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"Which sort ?I'm thinking of the statue of liberty" Is this free pvt ryan's willy  | |||
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"See that's why I love the forums , log on and smile at Ryan and poo
Log on - really? "No logs here | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "I think that was one of the ones mentioned that you need to check out with the doctor if it persists. | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "Sometimes.... just sometimes you share a little too much information | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "I was looking forward to my pizza  | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza "Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!  | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!! "Least it wasn't black pudding  | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "Try wearing a thong after one of those sticky jobbies! | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!
Least it wasn't black pudding "Glad i didn't have any of the baked beans!  | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
I was looking forward to my pizza
Never mind pizza - i've just had sausages!!
Least it wasn't black pudding
Glad i didn't have any of the baked beans! "I'm thinking "Glad I'm not eating marmite" | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Try wearing a thong after one of those sticky jobbies! "Would make an interesting bow and arrow | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. "I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this week | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this week"Rabbit poo.... | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this weekRabbit poo...."thats what it looks like | |||
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"I must admit , I had issues the other day with Gooey poo. It had the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 time and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your pants so you don't stain them. It also leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. I feel your pain, I've just been doing little nibbles this weekRabbit poo....thats what it looks like"Ah you mean bumbles | |||
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"Bet this thread lowers the friend requests "Or maybe it might get people to wipe their bums properly after a sticky poo lol | |||
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"See that's why I love the forums , log on and smile at Ryan and poo "Do you always use Ryan as a laxative then Moody? Can't say he's ever had that effect on me before apart from that time I had 12 pints of snakebite and a dodgy kebab the night before :but that may have been a coincidence -D | |||
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"Bet this thread lowers the friend requests Or maybe it might get people to wipe their bums properly after a sticky poo lol"I'm not sure that's is actually possible. | |||
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"I am not going to read this thread as it may spoil my illusion of Ryan in his waders!!! "Can't wait for them to arrive | |||
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"I am not going to read this thread as it may spoil my illusion of Ryan in his waders!!!
Can't wait for them to arrive "Neither can I  | |||
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I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo. | |||
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"Just been browsing sickipedia and came across this one
I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo."I'm guessing that was either a King Kong poo or a Cement Block poo | |||
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"Which sort ? Bristol Stool Chart.. "Sounds like 4 heading to 6  | |||
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"Which sort ?I'm thinking of the statue of liberty Is this free pvt ryan's willy "If he's in this much trouble, more likely "Shaving Ryan's privates...."  | |||
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"Just been browsing sickipedia and came across this one
I said to a hot girl, "I've got something in my pants that I want to show you"
"How big?" she asked.
"8 or 9 inches" I replied.
"Oh my." she gasped, "Show me!"
She was shocked, I don't think she'd ever seen such a gigantic poo."
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