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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So who will be signing in tonight?

I'm not feeling too great so am saving my energy for some high jinx next week.....so I will be here....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

might pop in

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"might pop in "
lovely to have you as always....

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be here till 8 in the morning

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"might pop in lovely to have you as always.... "

is there nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signing in...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Will I get a badge ?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"might pop in lovely to have you as always....

is there nibbles"
Depends how many men show up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be here

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Will I get a badge ?

"
A rusty one?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"might pop in lovely to have you as always....

is there nibblesDepends how many men show up... "

cool , I will wait and see

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"might pop in lovely to have you as always....

is there nibblesDepends how many men show up...

cool , I will wait and see"
I am sure something will pop.....I will bring pringles though just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be here most of the night, saving ourselves for next weekend and then our holidays from the 2nd

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I'm off out to get some ben & jerrys and maybe some maltesers! Then I am in for the night

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

me too hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be in and out like a good un lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Count me in having a quiet 1 before tomorrow madness

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

LadyA01- Ben N jerrys sounds just the ticket, share?

Sexy cleaner....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be around causing unnecessary mayhem if the post deserves it

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

I might make an appearance, could turn out to be a good night.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will be in and out, that's the bath that I have just run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off out to get some ben & jerrys and maybe some maltesers! Then I am in for the night "

Mmmm Maltezers, wonder where some of them end up tonight

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am off to get stuff for banana splits, peach melbas and knickerbockerglories..

I love the 70s

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, my night has been cancelled, so I'll be here as well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Will possibly be playing with my new tripod

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll be here apart from a couple of hours when watching a film.

Lots of nibbles to share, including salted pistachio nuts, cheesy nachos with salsa dip, chicken wings, Maltesers, cherries, raspberries and frozen yogurt. Plus there's some JD Honey.

Help yourselves.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Will possibly be playing with my new tripod"

please tell me that is a very, very, very well hung new member on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Will possibly be playing with my new tripod"

There are so many things I want to say about that but I know you don't like things to get too smutty.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll be here apart from a couple of hours when watching a film.

Lots of nibbles to share, including salted pistachio nuts, cheesy nachos with salsa dip, chicken wings, Maltesers, cherries, raspberries and frozen yogurt. Plus there's some JD Honey.

Help yourselves."

I thought I liked a good snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in and out ... as going for pub meal later and will look in here later too.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Will possibly be playing with my new tripod

There are so many things I want to say about that but I know you don't like things to get too smutty."

It's not really a proper tripod but it will do the same job. It has a sucker on the base. I am going to try and fix it to my ceiling.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Not with toothpaste though

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Looks like a good evening then...Ryan- how big is your tripod, and will View get excited if you show it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'll be hanging about in here tonight,,,,, It’s peeing down with rain outside and all that moisture would make my hair frizz,,,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll be here apart from a couple of hours when watching a film.

Lots of nibbles to share, including salted pistachio nuts, cheesy nachos with salsa dip, chicken wings, Maltesers, cherries, raspberries and frozen yogurt. Plus there's some JD Honey.

Help yourselves.

I thought I liked a good snack "

I don't have all of that for just me on a Saturday, I'm offering from the range in the fridge and cupboards. I'm offering to share my bounty.

As my sister says, I'd people be looking at it than for it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

OOOUUCCHH that was too darned hot.....

*running cold water as we speak*

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"OOOUUCCHH that was too darned hot.....

*running cold water as we speak*"
Which bit of you did you put in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain stops play here,watching fireworks in pissing down rain is not fun,so will stay in tonight and keep dry

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Looks like a good evening then...Ryan- how big is your tripod, and will View get excited if you show it? "

Nah it's not big enough for his tastes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you'll have me lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Rain stops play here,watching fireworks in pissing down rain is not fun,so will stay in tonight and keep dry "
I am resisting the urge.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Looks like a good evening then...Ryan- how big is your tripod, and will View get excited if you show it?

Nah it's not big enough for his tastes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rain stops play here,watching fireworks in pissing down rain is not fun,so will stay in tonight and keep dry I am resisting the urge..... "

Behave woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off out to get some ben & jerrys and maybe some maltesers! Then I am in for the night

Mmmm Maltezers, wonder where some of them end up tonight "

Usually under the sofa in my house.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taking a friend to my local club..but she cant make it..so now am stuck in with u boring lot...unless I get lucky mind!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I might be here

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm in, got washing n packing the shagbag to do, but other than that, it's a quiet one for me before my trip to sunny (fingers crossed) Blackpool tomoz

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

I'll certainly be floating about here tonight- I could hold camera- no need for tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was taking a friend to my local club..but she cant make it..so now am stuck in with u boring lot...unless I get lucky mind! "

Another one runs off screaming into the sunset!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I'll be here, for a while - promised myswelf an early night after a busy week, and working tomorrow too. Yawn!

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Can I join in? May fall asleep though been packing all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!!!

What are we getting up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be here, just gotta pop to asda first.

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton


"Can I join in? May fall asleep though been packing all day "

certainly, I'll keep an eye out for you... Must be aching for a massage after all that work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in!!!

What are we getting up to? "

off to asda to get munch, whatcha fancy?

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Can I join in? May fall asleep though been packing all day

certainly, I'll keep an eye out for you... Must be aching for a massage after all that work today "
Oh please, would you?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i'm just about to make a thai curry....but i'll be around later......xxx

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton


"Can I join in? May fall asleep though been packing all day

certainly, I'll keep an eye out for you... Must be aching for a massage after all that work today Oh please, would you? "

put something comfy on xx

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Count me in!!!

What are we getting up to?

off to asda to get munch, whatcha fancy?"

I'm off to Morrisons. Race ya.

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough


"i'm just about to make a thai curry....but i'll be around later......xxx "

Make some more for me please.

I got a healthy appetite, lol.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

our plans changed due to err, life n stuff..

bit of a bummer ...

hey ho

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can I join in? May fall asleep though been packing all day "
Of course, where ya going nice?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Oh my god,people think swingers are out leading the high life,Full of kinky sex,

And debauchery.

Then they come in here,and find you lot,where the most exciting thing on your minds is whether you'll get a quaver,or not.

JESUS!!!what a bunch of sad,Billy no mates,boring bastards.

The residents down at the local morgue,have more life in them than you lot of saddos.

Ffs get a life,it's people like you that give swinging a bad name grrrrrrrr

,

Having said that,is there any of them quavers left,cause it looks like I'll be joining you.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh my god,people think swingers are out leading the high life,Full of kinky sex,

And debauchery.

Then they come in here,and find you lot,where the most exciting thing on your minds is whether you'll get a quaver,or not.

JESUS!!!what a bunch of sad,Billy no mates,boring bastards.

The residents down at the local morgue,have more life in them than you lot of saddos.

Ffs get a life,it's people like you that give swinging a bad name grrrrrrrr

,

Having said that,is there any of them quavers left,cause it looks like I'll be joining you.

"
That will cost you at least one packet of Pickled Onion Monster Munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who will be signing in tonight?

I'm not feeling too great so am saving my energy for some high jinx next week.....so I will be here.... "

I will have a mooch in here but me harry potter film on so will be in and out, in and out, in and out

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Oh my god,people think swingers are out leading the high life,Full of kinky sex,

And debauchery.

Then they come in here,and find you lot,where the most exciting thing on your minds is whether you'll get a quaver,or not.

JESUS!!!what a bunch of sad,Billy no mates,boring bastards.

The residents down at the local morgue,have more life in them than you lot of saddos.

Ffs get a life,it's people like you that give swinging a bad name grrrrrrrr

,

Having said that,is there any of them quavers left,cause it looks like I'll be joining you.

That will cost you at least one packet of Pickled Onion Monster Munch "

It's a high price we pay.

I've got a bottle of

cream soda here as well,anybody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was taking a friend to my local club..but she cant make it..so now am stuck in with u boring lot...unless I get lucky mind!

Another one runs off screaming into the sunset! "

shuttit speccy!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So who will be signing in tonight?

I'm not feeling too great so am saving my energy for some high jinx next week.....so I will be here....

I will have a mooch in here but me harry potter film on so will be in and out, in and out, in and out "
Don't shake it all about...you will be back in hossie!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"So who will be signing in tonight?

I'm not feeling too great so am saving my energy for some high jinx next week.....so I will be here.... "

Ooooh Femme you are such a temptress!! How could I ever resist joining your club? Is there a little space in the jacuzzi for me?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"OOOUUCCHH that was too darned hot.....

*running cold water as we speak*Which bit of you did you put in ? "

Only ma ickle pinky

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"OOOUUCCHH that was too darned hot.....

*running cold water as we speak*Which bit of you did you put in ?

Only ma ickle pinky "
Is that a Euphemism?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The choice is your's, you decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in!!!

What are we getting up to?

off to asda to get munch, whatcha fancy?"

Ice cream an chocolate please Jules

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Here Miss.....all shopped out but present and incorrect.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Here Miss.....all shopped out but present and incorrect."
Now what have you bought? The M and S food I already know about

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Sorry miss I didn't bring anything ....Will I have to do it in my pants and vest ....Or have I got two lessons mixed up , it has been a long time since I went to school ( court order )

Jo x

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Shoes......more shoes......Handbag.....

Oh, and a couple of tops, alright a few tops.....and a skirt.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sorry miss I didn't bring anything ....Will I have to do it in my pants and vest ....Or have I got two lessons mixed up , it has been a long time since I went to school ( court order )

Jo x"
A thong will suffice...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Sorry miss I didn't bring anything ....Will I have to do it in my pants and vest ....Or have I got two lessons mixed up , it has been a long time since I went to school ( court order )

Jo xA thong will suffice... "

How did you know I've got a lisp ?

What do you want me to sing anyway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have just got back from a lovely afternoon at chams, the ends of my hair are still damp from the jacuzzi.

Flying off to sunnier climes for my hols next week so I'm just relaxing, cooking, cleaning, washing and ironing next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be in as I'm in work and can't be arsed

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shoes......more shoes......Handbag.....

Oh, and a couple of tops, alright a few tops.....and a skirt.

"

Jane get the skirt on,and the heels,embellish with stockings and suspenders,and I'll give you a night of disappointment,and frustration,that you'll never forget.

Although for me it'll be a night of sexual satisfaction,and fulfilment,that I'll never forget.

Ps don't forget the Basque.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Shoes......more shoes......Handbag.....

Oh, and a couple of tops, alright a few tops.....and a skirt.

Jane get the skirt on,and the heels,embellish with stockings and suspenders,and I'll give you a night of disappointment,and frustration,that you'll never forget.

Although for me it'll be a night of sexual satisfaction,and fulfilment,that I'll never forget.

Ps don't forget the Basque. "

Feckin Perverts....

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington


"LadyA01- Ben N jerrys sounds just the ticket, share?

Sexy cleaner....xxx"

I am back and haagan daas was on special! So I have got belgian choc and stawberry cheesecake! Help yourself xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shoes......more shoes......Handbag.....

Oh, and a couple of tops, alright a few tops.....and a skirt.

Jane get the skirt on,and the heels,embellish with stockings and suspenders,and I'll give you a night of disappointment,and frustration,that you'll never forget.

Although for me it'll be a night of sexual satisfaction,and fulfilment,that I'll never forget.

Ps don't forget the Basque.

Feckin Perverts.... "

Ooooooooo Jane,that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it some sort of secret society, I like them. I created a secret swinger profile and remain in red October mode at all times.

I could bring lots of dodgy stuff to the club

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is it some sort of secret society, I like them. I created a secret swinger profile and remain in red October mode at all times.

I could bring lots of dodgy stuff to the club "
How dodgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clocking in !! Home alone. Just the tv for company

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm clocking in !! Home alone. Just the tv for company "
Not alone anymore...welcome!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm here: no music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm clocking in !! Home alone. Just the tv for company Not alone anymore...welcome!!! "

Thank you !! We having music and nibbles. I've got hula hoops and a crunchie x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Is it some sort of secret society, I like them. I created a secret swinger profile and remain in red October mode at all times.

I could bring lots of dodgy stuff to the club "

Don't think yoiu will , they got caught at Peru's airport ......

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm clocking in !! Home alone. Just the tv for company Not alone anymore...welcome!!!

Thank you !! We having music and nibbles. I've got hula hoops and a crunchie x"
what flavour hula hoops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it some sort of secret society, I like them. I created a secret swinger profile and remain in red October mode at all times.

I could bring lots of dodgy stuff to the club How dodgy? "

Fnar Fnar, I mean dodgy.....not Peru dodgy, I mean whoa I'm not sure I'm ready to do something like this dodgy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The nachos are in the oven and the salsa is out on the table with the nuts and olives. Help yourselves.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Is it some sort of secret society, I like them. I created a secret swinger profile and remain in red October mode at all times.

I could bring lots of dodgy stuff to the club How dodgy?

Fnar Fnar, I mean dodgy.....not Peru dodgy, I mean whoa I'm not sure I'm ready to do something like this dodgy. "

Thats cleared that up ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here .... Loads of Chinese take away here if anyone fancies some .. Help your self !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can I just bring myself

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I'm here: no music? "

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

watching Mission Impossible 2: good so far

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

I'm in

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

tell me when the dancing go go boys come on please....

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Bottle of white.. netflix. .. and forums. . Another rock and roll saturday night for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reluctantly signing up for the Saturday Night and Shagless Club....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count me in!!!

What are we getting up to?

off to asda to get munch, whatcha fancy?

Ice cream an chocolate please Jules "

Only got cornettos but loads chocolate help yourself lucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am here too and need cheering up

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

We're in to....empty house yaay, but OH feeling crap....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Reluctantly signing up for the Saturday Night and Shagless Club....

ted."
Who mentioned being shagless?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Ffs every time I Open this thread,it's like opening the door to the Fratellis.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Am here too and need cheering up "
Grab some of Ms Hx's chinese, and tell us whats up....prawn ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have alcoholic Dandelion and Burdock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reluctantly signing up for the Saturday Night and Shagless Club....

ted.Who mentioned being shagless? "

I did...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I'm going in....mouth first mind the teeth Ted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going in....mouth first mind the teeth Ted!"

I can take mine out if you like.... teeth, that is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am here too and need cheering up Grab some of Ms Hx's chinese, and tell us whats up....prawn ball? "

Read that like "prwan ball" was a pet name for her hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm coming in, watching Harry potter with the dog on my lap and some chocolate malted milks. If anyone fancies some?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am here too and need cheering up Grab some of Ms Hx's chinese, and tell us whats up....prawn ball?

Read that like "prwan ball" was a pet name for her hehe"

Not sure I like that pet name but it did stop the tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Was supposed to be running a half marathon tomorrow but I'm getting over a cold and the forecast is not the best so have just started on the Strongbow and will enjoy a lie in tomorrow instead!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Can someone shut the door I'm getting cold ........

Femme how come I'm the only dressed like this ? It's not fancy dress you told me a porky ....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Depends - are we staying here or invading Canada?

*Not that it matters - i'll be in either way!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can someone shut the door I'm getting cold ........

Femme how come I'm the only dressed like this ? It's not fancy dress you told me a porky ...."
No prawn balls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stay in EVERY night n that is my preference

So far tonight it's been two slices of M n S ham hock n cove cheese tart n I'm just contemplating diving in2 a 100 gram bar of milk chocccy wiv raspberries

Oh the good life

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I stay in EVERY night n that is my preference

So far tonight it's been two slices of M n S ham hock n cove cheese tart n I'm just contemplating diving in2 a 100 gram bar of milk chocccy wiv raspberries

Oh the good life"

Ohhhhhh the Glove is back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stay in EVERY night n that is my preference

So far tonight it's been two slices of M n S ham hock n cove cheese tart n I'm just contemplating diving in2 a 100 gram bar of milk chocccy wiv raspberries

Oh the good life

Ohhhhhh the Glove is back "

Yis especially for u froggydisneyfawn

BUT regrettably the appended arm, trunk , limbs n 'ead r not present LOL

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Can someone shut the door I'm getting cold ........

Femme how come I'm the only dressed like this ? It's not fancy dress you told me a porky ....No prawn balls... "

Not since the operation ......

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I stay in EVERY night n that is my preference

So far tonight it's been two slices of M n S ham hock n cove cheese tart n I'm just contemplating diving in2 a 100 gram bar of milk chocccy wiv raspberries

Oh the good life

Ohhhhhh the Glove is back

Yis especially for u froggydisneyfawn

BUT regrettably the appended arm, trunk , limbs n 'ead r not present LOL "

They'll be back soon! I know they will xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm clocking in !! Home alone. Just the tv for company Not alone anymore...welcome!!!

Thank you !! We having music and nibbles. I've got hula hoops and a crunchie xwhat flavour hula hoops? "

I have a multiple pack. You can choose !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass...."

Mmmm turn if the lights !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights ! "

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm! "

Don't u have leccy for your Internet ??

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm! "
You can tuck a pussy under your arm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm!

I'm on me Moby chuckles

Don't u have leccy for your Internet ?? "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

watching Jake Bugg on BBC3

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"watching Jake Bugg on BBC3 "

Me too....he's very good

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"watching Jake Bugg on BBC3

Me too....he's very good"

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm!

I'm on me Moby chuckles

Don't u have leccy for your Internet ?? "

But you can afford a mobile then. Right I've put my dancing shoes on shall we have a prance around ??

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"watching Jake Bugg on BBC3

Me too....he's very good

love it"

Like a young Bob Dylan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm!

I'm on me Moby chuckles

Don't u have leccy for your Internet ??

But you can afford a mobile then. Right I've put my dancing shoes on shall we have a prance around ?? "

Oh would ya mind a gentle minute waltz? It's me advanced age ya see! I might just last a minute if ya dont throw me round da chandelier - i've got a note from me mother saying I mustn't over exert meself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"watching Jake Bugg on BBC3

Me too....he's very good

love it

Like a young Bob Dylan"

Got his self titled CD,fantastic,the track "broken" blew me away.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"watching Jake Bugg on BBC3

Me too....he's very good

love it

Like a young Bob Dylan

Got his self titled CD,fantastic,the track "broken" blew me away."

tracks 6 & 7 are my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here: no music?

Just put on some Teddy Pendergrass....

Mmmm turn if the lights !

Lights? Lights? U can afford electricity for lights? I'M coming round now in me onesie, balaclava, fluffy slippers wiv me cat tucked under me arm!

I'm on me Moby chuckles

Don't u have leccy for your Internet ??

But you can afford a mobile then. Right I've put my dancing shoes on shall we have a prance around ??

Oh would ya mind a gentle minute waltz? It's me advanced age ya see! I might just last a minute if ya dont throw me round da chandelier - i've got a note from me mother saying I mustn't over exert meself "

I will try not to step on your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

"

Welcome your late !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have alcoholic Dandelion and Burdock."

Arctium is a genus of biennial plants commonly known as burdock, & don't even get me started on dandelions

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub "
. Can I come with you x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub . Can I come with you x "

I'll give you a croggy

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

can I pop in to this club?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"can I pop in to this club?"

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here just finished work and back in in the morning so quiet one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......"

Can I do it's raining men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off out to get some ben & jerrys and maybe some maltesers! Then I am in for the night "

Awesome.... I know not quite on topic byt anyone know where to get cherry garcia? I'm gagging for some

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

Can I do it's raining men lol "

I think you've mixed karaoke with bukkake .....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 24/08/13 22:25:23]

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over a year ago


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

Can I do it's raining men lol

I think you've mixed karaoke with bukkake ....."

Might be able to combine the two !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

Can I do it's raining men lol "

Nooooo we DON'T want any watersports all over the fitted shag ta lol

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

Can I do it's raining men lol

I think you've mixed karaoke with bukkake ....."
hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

Welcome your late ! "

Thanks!

The night is still young!

I love a party with an atmosphere!

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire


"can I pop in to this club?

It's karaoke night Dee I'll put you down for a Shania Twain track ......

Can I do it's raining men lol

Nooooo we DON'T want any watersports all over the fitted shag ta lol "

no water sports her , unless you have a jet ski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

Welcome your late !

Thanks!

The night is still young!

I love a party with an atmosphere! "

Did Russ Abbott just enter the room? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub "

I'm coming to before she realises I've wiped my cock on the curtains

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

Welcome your late !

Thanks!

The night is still young!

I love a party with an atmosphere!

Did Russ Abbott just enter the room? haha "

Russ your not on the list , so could you please take your horid record and fooook off

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub

I'm coming to before she realises I've wiped my cock on the curtains "

Rust stain are a git to get out of curtains , best hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nights. Finish 7.45. Help me through the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signing in....

I'm having a wild night in.

Just watched LOTR Fellowship of the Ring and currently munching on Doritos with a hot salsa dip.

Now waiting for Match of the Day to start!

Welcome your late !

Thanks!

The night is still young!

I love a party with an atmosphere!

Did Russ Abbott just enter the room? haha

Russ your not on the list , so could you please take your horid record and fooook off "

It's KARAOKE time folks!!

Now WHO would like to get up n sing 'grandma' ? Then we'll ALL join in for the last chorus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub

I'm coming to before she realises I've wiped my cock on the curtains

Rust stain are a git to get out of curtains , best hurry

"

Haha wait til she sees her pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what do we do in this club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a shy boy in this club ?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Don't tell Femme , but I'm sneaking off to the pub

I'm coming to before she realises I've wiped my cock on the curtains

Rust stain are a git to get out of curtains , best hurry

Haha wait til she sees her pillows "

I'd have thought she's more of a swallower than a dribbler .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've popped in......... But decided to pop to bed for an early night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a shy boy in this club ?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Signing in

Watching the A team has not been exciting enough.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Room for a shy boy in this club ? "
Yes do you know any?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So what do we do in this club? "
Spank Russ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've popped in......... But decided to pop to bed for an early night "

I will join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am up for spanking!!!

Come on over my knee

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