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"have some vodka, watch a DVD." What DVD would you choose? | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " I look at your pictures and pleasure myself | |||
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"Wank" Fuck me ! You are always grumpy !! You must be constantly wanking !!!!! Maybe try chocolate ! Its obviously not working !!! | |||
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"Sex , drink , eat , go out n get dressed up " is this the right way round | |||
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"Cover myself in raspberry sauce and have naughty thoughts" Isn't that a waste of Raspberry sauce? | |||
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"Cover myself in raspberry sauce and have naughty thoughtsIsn't that a waste of Raspberry sauce? " Can't put a price on cheeriness | |||
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"go do a good deed...wrks every time" A good dirty deed? | |||
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"have some vodka, watch a DVD.What DVD would you choose? Something a bit sexy and a bit weird so it makes me laugh, like the cement garden which i watched last night." I've just looked it up on IMDB, never seen it, but may give it a go... | |||
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"Wank Fuck me ! You are always grumpy !! You must be constantly wanking !!!!! Maybe try chocolate ! Its obviously not working !!! " Then ill be fat!!??? Least my option I'm exercising!! | |||
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"Cover myself in raspberry sauce and have naughty thoughtsIsn't that a waste of Raspberry sauce? Can't put a price on cheeriness " The price of Raspberries is extortionate! | |||
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"Eat cheesey cock " With crackers? | |||
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"Cover myself in raspberry sauce and have naughty thoughtsIsn't that a waste of Raspberry sauce? Can't put a price on cheeriness The price of Raspberries is extortionate! " I have a couple of very big jars of strawberry sauce if that helps? The jam didn't set very well | |||
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"Cover myself in raspberry sauce and have naughty thoughtsIsn't that a waste of Raspberry sauce? Can't put a price on cheeriness The price of Raspberries is extortionate! I have a couple of very big jars of strawberry sauce if that helps? The jam didn't set very well " Would I have to apply it myself ? | |||
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"Wank Fuck me ! You are always grumpy !! You must be constantly wanking !!!!! Maybe try chocolate ! Its obviously not working !!! Then ill be fat!!??? Least my option I'm exercising!! " Arr !! Well fat and happy works for me | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " Have a wank | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " Zumba The company of good friends Reading But best of all - a bloody good fuck. | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " Buy shoes | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? Buy shoes " Only took 38 posts!!! Yay!! | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " " Write down your thoughts on some paper, crunch them up and set the paper on fire...safely Write down the good things you've experienced in life..things you appreciate in your past or things you're looking forward to in the future. Exercise...a 20-30min jog or visit to the gym Return home, have a long hot bath or shower..make yourself nice and smooth wherever required... Watch something emotional, be it romance or comedy. I can recommend 'before sunrise' Maybe end your evening in a long, slow, sensual wank..candles, lube, music and a half dry/half damp towel nearby so when you've reached the explosive end you can clean yourself up, remain in your bed and sleep your worries away. Hope that's helped x | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " Push somebody I don't like down the stairs!... | |||
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"Watch eastenders to feel better" Thats just nasty lol | |||
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"Look in the mirror,it's hard to be sad,when you look this good. " You have cheered me up looking at you. I think of something good I have done in the past, or something stupid. It usualky works. | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? " I give myself an hour to feel sorry for myself and to reflect on the fact that it never changed my circumstances, let alone the way I felt about them. I have a friend I speak to regularly and we always get the bad news done with first before making an effort to cheer each other up. She lives in the states and we regularly send each other little bits and bobs. Clothing, accessories, snacks, reads; last month she sent me a 1969 Ford Mustang Fastback emblem turned into a coat hanger. That made my week right after I got turned down after a job inter_iew. | |||
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"...you are feeling stressed or sorry for yourself? I give myself an hour to feel sorry for myself and to reflect on the fact that it never changed my circumstances, let alone the way I felt about them. I have a friend I speak to regularly and we always get the bad news done with first before making an effort to cheer each other up. She lives in the states and we regularly send each other little bits and bobs. Clothing, accessories, snacks, reads; last month she sent me a 1969 Ford Mustang Fastback emblem turned into a coat hanger. That made my week right after I got turned down after a job inter_iew." Thats lovely, I like unusual presents. | |||
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"Thats lovely, I like unusual presents. " Last month it was also a box of the new Twinkies with a note that said: 'For the Zombie Apocalypse xx' That made me warm and fuzzy. | |||
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"Thats lovely, I like unusual presents. Last month it was also a box of the new Twinkies with a note that said: 'For the Zombie Apocalypse xx' That made me warm and fuzzy." Lmao...she knows you well, what are the new Twinkies like? | |||
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"Thats lovely, I like unusual presents. Last month it was also a box of the new Twinkies with a note that said: 'For the Zombie Apocalypse xx' That made me warm and fuzzy.Lmao...she knows you well, what are the new Twinkies like? " They're without a doubt the most dry and sugary cake I have ever eaten. I choked on every single one of them (that I didnt hand out), even with milk or tea. But they're the first I ever had and I was happy that I got to try them at last | |||
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"Thats lovely, I like unusual presents. Last month it was also a box of the new Twinkies with a note that said: 'For the Zombie Apocalypse xx' That made me warm and fuzzy.Lmao...she knows you well, what are the new Twinkies like? They're without a doubt the most dry and sugary cake I have ever eaten. I choked on every single one of them (that I didnt hand out), even with milk or tea. But they're the first I ever had and I was happy that I got to try them at last " The old ones weren't much better, doesn't stop my kids getting through several metric tons of the damn things whenever I take them over there... | |||
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"Twinkies are good for Trifles... " Oh hell yeah why didnt I think of that? Derp a derp a derp LOL thanks Clare xx | |||
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"Look in the mirror,it's hard to be sad,when you look this good. You have cheered me up looking at you. I think of something good I have done in the past, or something stupid. It usualky works." You have impeccable taste. | |||
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"Switch the ringer off & go to bed & hide under the duvet,,,which is where I am heading now " Stay up,they're having a party on another thread. There's quavers,chocolate,hoola hoops,and cream soda,and I'm reliably informed,somebodies going to sneak a bottle of blue nun in later ssshhhh Tempted eh. | |||
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"It does depend. But I have found running helps a lot. 30 mins and the head is clear. If I'm able to I either have a chat with evie or even better stll just get a hug from her or my son. " Awwwwwwww mwahh x x | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... " Good choice! | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... " Go on admit that Michael Bentine's Potty time was brill as well | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... Go on admit that Michael Bentine's Potty time was brill as well " Yoiks...!!! I remember that.... | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... Go on admit that Michael Bentine's Potty time was brill as well Yoiks...!!! I remember that.... " *breaking news........euro reveals his real age......* | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... Go on admit that Michael Bentine's Potty time was brill as well Yoiks...!!! I remember that.... *breaking news........euro reveals his real age......*" Mr Euro confided in our reporter that he had been stalked and outed by a much older man... | |||
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"Goon Shows or Billy Connolly... Go on admit that Michael Bentine's Potty time was brill as well Yoiks...!!! I remember that.... *breaking news........euro reveals his real age......* Mr Euro confided in our reporter that he had been stalked and outed by a much older man... " Oi, less of the much | |||
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