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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes bacon taste funny!

It's the truth!

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By *he BendoversCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle


"After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao "

Are they not called PCSO's nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao

Are they not called PCSO's nowadays? "

and you call yourselves respectable.

Pig milk mmmmm sorry op but you will need good Marketing with that idea....maybe Sowa milk ? Boom boom oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon smoothies mmmmm.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Too many teats and not enough of a flow compared to cows....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its a pint of spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried getting a bucket and milking stool plus warm hands under a pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao "

no never of guess that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao "

pigs not so easy to milk.......around a dozen or so teats compared to a cow's 4....pigs hate being restrained and are not keen on having their teats touched .....and.......a cow will 'eject' (could not think of a suitable word) milk for around 10 minutes...pigs....for about 15 seconds...

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having had pigs for a time....I would not want to try milking one of them

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hope that helps the boredom for at least 60 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a man who keeps pigs.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

is it also because we generally only drink the milk of herbivores and pigs aren't exclusively so?

The thought of it makes me feel a little bit sick which is silly because I'll happily drink cows milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After watching saturday farm today i got to wondering why we dont milk pigs...?

We do goats and cows etc.....

so why not pigs ?

can you tell im bored. lmao

Are they not called PCSO's nowadays? and you call yourselves respectable.

Pig milk mmmmm sorry op but you will need good Marketing with that idea....maybe Sowa milk ? Boom boom oink oink"

My mind goes off on one when im bored. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well its a pint of spunk"

I think you picked a boar there pmsl

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