FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have learnt while swinging

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

Genuine means 'I will genuinely piss you about'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are a lot of fabmen

And that not all women are really comfy with sharing their bloke

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

for some 'instashag' is a myth..

and when told, the teddy gets chucked..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

you promised me you would be discrete I was working on the metric system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 52 and allways been in long term relationships . Fab has let me try things i never dreamt that i would ever do xxx

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Patients and tenacity x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

you promised me you would be discrete I was working on the metric system

Lol Sam trust you to make me giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when you fall off, the soft soil doesn't actually stop you hurting your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get a picture before you agree to meet. If people are reluctant to send it usually means they will not be our cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for some 'instashag' is a myth..

and when told, the teddy gets chucked.."

Stamps feet, puts out bottom lip and throws teddy out the window

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

That many Straight men like the idea of a chick with a dick..... Who knew

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Always get a picture before you agree to meet. If people are reluctant to send it usually means they will not be our cuppa."

or a pic or 2 and make sure they match up...

bi actually means bi not 'well id thought about trying it sometime'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sky remotes are actually quite tiny and that there is no subject known to man that everyone in the forums agree on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually love trying new things

i love watching my other half have his dick sucked n fucked by another woman alot of things that i never thought would turn me on actually do

this site is not just a "sex site" (as some call it)

tgat you can meet new friends in the strangest and best surroundings

i love my man watching me with another woman or man

i love women

bekki xx

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Many people don't read profiles.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That I enjoy group sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many people don't read profiles.

Many, more like majority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your instincts and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That truth is stranger than fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I,m good in bed

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

That men think Cock pics are a good ice breaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I,m good in bed

Or so you think

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people really will fuck just about anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people really will fuck just about anything! "

Any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

Do you really think so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

Oooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have just learnt some people in reality have no respect for others whatsoever and are incredibly shallow. But maybe I know that already.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

That a lot of couples only have pics of the woman on the profile, us girls want to see the guy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

Do you really think so? "

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just the way it is

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

That a lot of blokes like curvy/bbws even tho they won't admit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

And even then with a shudder...except for a select few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

Have you really learnt that through swinging, or just a reaction to my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fannies can be scary

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Trust very few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

Have you really learnt that through swinging, or just a reaction to my post

Have you read the nobody looks at me posts and cant get a meet posts?

Lol not saying its a bad thing just the way it is

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Swingers are extremely tolerant and open minded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust very few"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fannies can be scary

Hahaha that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

Have you really learnt that through swinging, or just a reaction to my post

Have you read the nobody looks at me posts and cant get a meet posts?

Lol not saying its a bad thing just the way it is

No I always avoid those posts

Never had a problem with that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

That men that would not look at me twice on the street treat me like a film star on fab

hehe

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

This is because some men will say absolutely anything to get their dick wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people like moaning , but not in a good way

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"That sky remotes are actually quite tiny and that there is no subject known to man that everyone in the forums agree on lol"

made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That fannies can be scary

Hahaha that made me laugh "

Ive been known to angle my head and squint looking fir teeth i swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

This is because some men will say absolutely anything to get their dick wet!

Ha ha ha that most fannies have a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To trust our initial instinct when chatting to people.

And that I love to watch my husband having sex with someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That a lot of blokes like curvy/bbws even tho they won't admit it. "

Yer still not sure most are not the 'any hole is a goal' thinkers !!!!!

I'm a cynical old cow !! Not complaining though !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've learnt quite a lot about myself and been surprised to find that things I thought I would like I actually don't and vice versa. I also discovered courtesy of people we've met that I like curly fries, that Aldi coconut rum is lovely and only £4.99 and quite often people will tell you they're bringing champagne and turn up with fizzy wine.....I love fizzy wine but don't try and say you're something you're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

That men that would not look at me twice on the street treat me like a film star on fab

hehe"

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

And they have the arrogance of superstars ,,, you have been shagged by half the site face it luv ya easy as fook !!!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sex education is crap!! So many things I was never told at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i say.."REALLY!!!!!" A lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i have magic fingers lol and a suckable cock lol xxx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people become nasty to the folks who say no to them, sadly the erection they had when composing the 'you look fantastic' message wilts quicker than a long stemmed daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also learnt that swingers have an IQ slightly higher than the rest of the population

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

That being unsuccessful on a swingers website can lead to some people being rather bitter and spiteful about others.....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

size matters

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

that are are a lot of cocks on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say, that some men will say anything in the hope of getting a shag, but I knew that already.

My ex wife once told me that some men had told her she looked liked Julia Roberts, she wouldn't/didn't want to believe me when I told her that they were hoping for a shag

Ended up asking mates why they would tell her she looked like Julia Roberts and they all said to get a shag, it may have burst her bubble.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

People expect you to read,

Even if there are pics.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you canna beat a nice bit of minge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also that some people take things far to seriously

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Many people don't read profiles.

Many, more like majority

Maybe they can't read and only look at the pretty pictures.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Nobody can agree on a definition of 'bi'

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"people become nasty to the folks who say no to them, sadly the erection they had when composing the 'you look fantastic' message wilts quicker than a long stemmed daisy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned:

I'm definitely straight.

Men will say anything to get a leg over.

I'm a lot more confident in bed now than ever before.

Dont judge a book by its cover. I once blocked army guys and younger people....guess who I'm now with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i would actually stand in a mirror and take a pic of myself naked xxx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

9 inches plus: my standards that stood firm turn to sand...........

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

That every woman ' gives the best BJ ever'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can only type on my phone with one thumb I have to use the index finger of my other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That every woman ' gives the best BJ ever' "
And every man has a cock to die for xxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"9 inches plus: my standards that stood firm turn to sand..........."

Get a guy's rule,that'll put those standards back on solid ground.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Didn't realise how tiny Sky remotes were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That every woman ' gives the best BJ ever' "

& men can lick for hours!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

every gang bang will have one guy forget something and have to return to his car for it......

followed by whoossshhhhhhhhhh,the car goes quicker than the F1

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

All that glitters is not gold

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"That every woman ' gives the best BJ ever' "

Not just women xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt not to discuss what I think is kinky unless the other person goes first

I have also learnt that some men are complete numpties that want it all,get offered if all and then blow it all by being idiots

And that the most unassuming of men when I dig a little deeper have the most deliciously naughty imaginations possible

I love this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That every man "can lick for hours" or is that just wishful thinking

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

That many men dont know how to measure - both height and size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That many men dont know how to measure - both height and size "

That many men measure their cocks from their asshole = 12 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That many men dont know how to measure - both height and size

That many men measure their cocks from their asshole = 12 inches

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Two (or three or more) into one WILL go

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Things I have learned:

People lie.

Men who put that they love performing oral, don't.

Couples are just as flaky as everyone else when it comes to arranging meets.

People have different internal clocks. What is 'on time' for me is 'early' for them.

Verified profiles do not mean they will turn up.

Having pictures on their profile does not mean they actually look like that picture.

Asking for a face pic can be construed as insulting by some people.

Swinger clubs are both better and worse than you think they'll be.

People are very protective about their preferred swinger club.

People only want to meet me when I am busy/on my period/not in the mood.

The men I want to meet aren't the men who want to meet me.

Arranging a gangbang is like herding cats.

Some budget hotels are dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody Lies.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Verifications are a hint not a guide.

Vwe is a matter of perspective (and angle)

Profiles don't ever get read

Some of us are like a great bunch if mates who I'm glad to know and I cherish...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Things I have learned:

People lie.

Men who put that they love performing oral, don't.

Couples are just as flaky as everyone else when it comes to arranging meets.

People have different internal clocks. What is 'on time' for me is 'early' for them.

Verified profiles do not mean they will turn up.

Having pictures on their profile does not mean they actually look like that picture.

Asking for a face pic can be construed as insulting by some people.

Swinger clubs are both better and worse than you think they'll be.

People are very protective about their preferred swinger club.

People only want to meet me when I am busy/on my period/not in the mood.

The men I want to meet aren't the men who want to meet me.

Arranging a gangbang is like herding cats.

Some budget hotels are dreadful."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it really worth taking time and putting in effort, writing a profile when it seldom gets read!

Swingers are a very mixed bunch, a lot are intellectual beings.

The majority make me giggle, although some I would like to give a swift kick to the bollox too.

Go with your gut instinct it's usually correct.

And I love the intimate company of a lady, and that would be my choice not his.

Never judge a book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

"
how much me and my hubby are in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha says it like it is

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"............

Some budget hotels are dreadful."

I, in total innocence, booked a Formule1 for a first indoor meet with a young lady.

I had no idea what to expect (from the hotel) but she made it clear that if I did anything quite so foolish again, I wouldn't see her for dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

says it like it is

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

That people can be very insulting if they don't get their own way, equally can be very insulting to certain people to make themselves look good to others, especially in the forums.

On the other hand we have also learnt that having this 'sort' of relationship has brought us closer together as a couple than we could ever imagined, and sharing the new experiences together is amazing.

Also we have learnt you can make great friends with people whom you share the same sexual outlook with, and those friendships can last a long time.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

in a club after drink, people who said 'no way' when spotting someone come in are hugging and kissing the very same people hours later saying 'yeah great sex, we were attracted to you the second we saw you'

**fucking liar alert **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men think all women are in full sexy get up 24/7 and are ready to turn the cam on or shoot out the house for a meet just because they happen to be within 20 miles of you.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

that some people think the way into your knickers is a message with hi lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That a bullet doesn't go in a gun.

That a spitroast isn't done over a fire.

That if you're at a club with a male friend other men will ask his permission to grope you.

That I can't 69 without putting the man in danger of severe pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

There are some ugly fuggers of both sexes...

If anything men outnumber women...

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I learnt that watching Sir dominate men is super hot and a huge turn on.

I also learnt that guys who say on here wont do a fat bird will happily try their luck in a club if they havent had any action.

I also learnt that clubs arent seedy places and some are very nice

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fab gives you a great ego boost when you are feeling a bit blerrgh even if they just want to get in your knickers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to suspect everyone is a swinger by over keenly eyeing them up on the tube..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That there are clubs for straight people like the ones I only knew about for gay people.

Men on here feel the need to tell me that I'm "not really" fat when I describe myself as short and fat.

That boobies all feel different.

That some women have puffy nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are clubs for straight people like the ones I only knew about for gay people.

Men on here feel the need to tell me that I'm "not really" fat when I describe myself as short and fat.

That boobies all feel different.

That some women have puffy nipples."

And some have bisto boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are clubs for straight people like the ones I only knew about for gay people.

Men on here feel the need to tell me that I'm "not really" fat when I describe myself as short and fat.

That boobies all feel different.

That some women have puffy nipples.

And some have bisto boobs

They make you go aaahhhh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are clubs for straight people like the ones I only knew about for gay people.

Men on here feel the need to tell me that I'm "not really" fat when I describe myself as short and fat.

That boobies all feel different.

That some women have puffy nipples.

And some have bisto boobs

They make you go aaahhhh? "

Thems the ones pale skin with big dark hairyolas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt that I am greedy and adore cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt that I am greedy and adore cock

I didn't write this

We have learnt that there are other people with minds as dirty as ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt that I am greedy and adore cock

Luke im surprised at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there are clubs for straight people like the ones I only knew about for gay people.

Men on here feel the need to tell me that I'm "not really" fat when I describe myself as short and fat.

That boobies all feel different.

That some women have puffy nipples.

And some have bisto boobs

They make you go aaahhhh?

Thems the ones pale skin with big dark hairyolas "

hairyolas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt that I am greedy and adore cock

Luke im surprised at you

Ha ha!! I am so glad that he hardly ever uses the forums

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People don't like the word cunt.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"People don't like the word cunt.

The cunts never do.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"People don't like the word cunt.

The cunts never do.....

"
Cuntastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive learned that i love the damn attention i get even if its false or its aimed at about 20 other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive learned that i love the damn attention i get even if its false or its aimed at about 20 other women"

Just remember all attention is good attention

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thems the ones pale skin with big dark hairyolas

hairyolas

love it!

I've learnt that my exhibitionist streak is wider than the Duddon Estuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learned I make life difficult for myself on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt i dont need a owner to take me to a club,im capable and confident anough to say yes or no all by myself,and when blokes are still chasing im stubborn anough to stand by saying no in first place x

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By *allen MadonnaWoman
over a year ago

In my own little world

oh so true!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

I've learned:

The only thing a girl hates more than too much attention... is no attention at all.

Telling a girl "no" usually has painful repercussions.

If a girl wants to break any of her own rules.. she is perfectly entitled to.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"People don't like the word cunt.

which is a tad bizarre as cunt is a good word..

far better than minge, front bottom, gash (yuk), twat, furry clam etc etc..

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"People don't like the word cunt.

which is a tad bizarre as cunt is a good word..

far better than minge, front bottom, gash (yuk), twat, furry clam etc etc.. "

or flange....

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"People don't like the word cunt.

which is a tad bizarre as cunt is a good word..

far better than minge, front bottom, gash (yuk), twat, furry clam etc etc..

or flange...."

Or axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when women squirt theyve came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sky remotes are the swingers ruler

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"People don't like the word cunt.

which is a tad bizarre as cunt is a good word..

far better than minge, front bottom, gash (yuk), twat, furry clam etc etc..

or flange....

Or axe wound"

yep, agreed..

the latter one must have been thought up by some insecure little 'man'..

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Nah I love the word cunt and use it on a day to day basis lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"That men think all women are in full sexy get up 24/7 and are ready to turn the cam on or shoot out the house for a meet just because they happen to be within 20 miles of you."
arnt they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To never reply to a winker or random friends request as it shows they didnt read my profile,so are only interested in tits and arse Rather than wanting to know what i want

Can be my loss tho when i peek but im stubborn bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take things with a pinch of salt be careful what you believe and have as much fun as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont class myself as a swinger so will amend the question to suit - what have you learnt since you have been on Fab - Nothing is more attractive to a woman than being yourself - nothing is more of a turn on than being true to what you are and knowing your strengths and more importantly weaknesses - I am a stronger more confident man because of my time on here

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

That I am normal (ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt, and this is bloody useful guys, that you can still have the naughties when the painters and decorators are in...just use Beppy tampons.....no string and no leakage!!! Why didn't I know about this before Fab? Because vanilla peeps don't discuss these things!!! I found this out on Fab....can't remember who but a BIG thank you

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

... that some men are lovely, charming and talented

... that other men are lovely, charming and talented but complete total arses

... that I really shouldn't be having this much fun at my age

... that I fooking wish I had discovered fabs years ago

... that people love me for me, and for what I can do and give and not just because I have several different orifaces

... that some people really really love to give without ever wishing to receive

... that I talk a lot of sense but also a great deal of drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always get a picture before you agree to meet. If people are reluctant to send it usually means they will not be our cuppa."

Yes but sometimes the photos look better than the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

This is because some men will say absolutely anything to get their dick wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start with ...straight isn’t always straight. .. and 9inches can be measured on a 6 in ruler.

never give a meet your phone number!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"... that some men are lovely, charming and talented

... that other men are lovely, charming and talented but complete total arses

... that I really shouldn't be having this much fun at my age

... that I fooking wish I had discovered fabs years ago

... that people love me for me, and for what I can do and give and not just because I have several different orifaces

... that some people really really love to give without ever wishing to receive

... that I talk a lot of sense but also a great deal of drivel "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like black girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a large cock, apparently and that there are many more men on here than couples or women.

Also, over 40 is considered over the hill by the majority.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"That there are a lot of fabmen

And that not all women are really comfy with sharing their bloke "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To trust no one....

a cynical ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit more dominant than I knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service station Coffee prices are extortionate

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

We have learned a lot.

Single Bi females are usually a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Single straight females are quite often a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Genuine couples are sometimes a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

49 year old bin men called Dave can be anything they want.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"We have learned a lot.

Single Bi females are usually a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Single straight females are quite often a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Genuine couples are sometimes a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

49 year old bin men called Dave can be anything they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have learned a lot.

Single Bi females are usually a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Single straight females are quite often a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

Genuine couples are sometimes a 49 year old bin man called Dave.

49 year old bin men called Dave can be anything they want.

Haha my bin mans called Dave

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"To trust no one....

a cynical ted."

Ah don't be cynical Ted x

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By *artinichilled1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

That many Straight men like the idea of a chick with a dick..... Who knew

Thats very true

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman
over a year ago

Ashingdon

keep your eyes close when a guy comes whilst doing a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That women you wouldn't look twice at in the street are treated like film stars on fab

haha 100% agree

Ha ha ha that men who you wouldnt look at in the street still dont get looked at on fab....well maybe by men

Have you really learnt that through swinging, or just a reaction to my post

Have you read the nobody looks at me posts and cant get a meet posts?

Lol not saying its a bad thing just the way it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people cant handle the word "No".

Certain people think this is blind date.

That swinger's have the courage to do what most people only wish they could do

and mostly men (but not always) really dont look at their pictures before posting them..... lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

pictures tell lies

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

That I am actually submissive and

That I have a lot to learn about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I am actually submissive and

That I have a lot to learn about sex

"
I do free lessons hun

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Single men are obsessed with whether the cock is WE VWE VVWE.

Single men ask how to get a meet if its been a day since their last one.

People take the piss in the forums

Swingers have a sense of humour.

Swingers are normal people.

And finally swingers have PREFERENCES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People don't care too much for your preferences. And if you choose not to engage with someone because of your preferences then your ageist sexist prejudice or ignorant which is ironic when you think about it.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

"People don't care too much for your preferences. And if you choose not to engage with someone because of your preferences then your ageist sexist prejudice or ignorant which is ironic when you think about it.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Oh I almost forgot this one.

By arranging a meet you are guaranteeing a shag

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Another one to add to the list:

Always take your own condoms to a meet. It's amazing how many other people 'forget'.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bizarrely, some people feel the need to justify themselves to strangers on the tinternet...

or ask others too...

utterly bizarre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the biggest thing I have found while swinging is how self righteous a lot of swingers are

I have met some of the most snobbiest, critical, nasty and put down people ever while doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protip: if someone asks you to slap their face and mouthfuck them. Don't do both at the same time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm really a bin man called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there isn't a bowl with keys in.

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