FabSwingers.com forum: How big are your balls?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

And how do you measure them?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"And how do you measure them?

I've got 15 - all cricket balls which have landed in my garden from next door.

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By *rimehertsguyMan
over a year ago

hertfordshire

We dont you woman do if they dont fit in your mouths there to large lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And how do you measure them?

I've got 15 - all cricket balls which have landed in my garden from next door."
I have all sorts...mostly I love my huge one, great for exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an official measurement guide, its called the Del-Monte Scale and is derived as a function of the square meterage of netting required to hold them divided by the amount of juice they produced when squeezed (in cubic meters).

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

mine are quite big you wont get two in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine are quite big you wont get two in your mouth

Yes, but can you put one in your mouth without chewing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aren't small but pretty compact, a handful...

Apple iBalls???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aren't small but pretty compact, a handful...

Apple iBalls???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Depends on how much you blow them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Archimedes principle.

Dunk them in a steaming mug of coffee, see how much is displaced, then run around the room screaming Eureka !

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By *yLittleMushroomIndeedMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"It's the Archimedes principle.

Dunk them in a steaming mug of coffee, see how much is displaced, then run around the room screaming Eureka !

or just go ouch that smegging well hurt after dunking them, mine are just full of cum to unload, with no one to take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine were on fire ,Jerry Lee Lewis told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine against a Spacehopper xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"mine were on fire ,Jerry Lee Lewis told me

Goodness Gracious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard size 5 as stipulated by the FA

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Supersize

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I like to rest my cock on soft chocolate covered balls,,

Its wrong on many revels,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine were on fire ,Jerry Lee Lewis told me

Goodness Gracious!

Great balls of fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yeah if I don't have underwear on and sit with my legs closed they sort of swing under and I trap them underneath myself but I stand back up very quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like big pendulous balls - just thought I'd share that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like big pendulous balls - just thought I'd share that

Neither do I I have belly ache for a good 29 minuets after its not fun, I'm happier when it's a bit chilly or I've had a fright lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got the one, so I am at a disadvantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colossal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yeah if I don't have underwear on and sit with my legs closed they sort of swing under and I trap them underneath myself but I stand back up very quickly lol"

Oh that doesn't sound good. You better stick to underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.

Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.

Him.

I never knew that could happen. I'm going to have to ask my husband now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how do you measure them?

I've got 15 - all cricket balls which have landed in my garden from next door."

Can we have them back please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.

Him.

I know imagine if I had been around in cave man times chasing a saver tooth pig about jumping over a bramble bush and "snag" ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yep. I sometimes question the design of having these things on the outside.

Him.

I know imagine if I had been around in cave man times chasing a saver tooth pig about jumping over a bramble bush and "snag" ouch"

look on the bright side, you could have the patent on skewered meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok can we talk about someone else's balls now please lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok can we talk about someone else's balls now please lol"
New balls please!!!

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By *uleofthumbMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok can we talk about someone else's balls now please lolNew balls please!!!

Yes quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post is all a load of bollocks

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By *uleofthumbMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds

"I don't like big pendulous balls - just thought I'd share that

Ffs

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"This post is all a load of bollocks

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Who asked you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have small hands, so nothing too big please

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post is all a load of bollocks

Who asked you....

Errrr ... nobody, but I thought I'd show some balls and tell y'all anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do

Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm 3 basketballs, 5 footballs, more tennis balls than I care to count and an American football.

Feel free to come measure them Femme

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

fuctifino! theyre in me sac! about the size of a couple of maltesers, never measured em but have been told they like to "roam about a bit in me scroat when they get warm!, & sure enough, i had a look & christ!, theyre like fumbling kittens with a life of their own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do

Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad

Now there's a blast from the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't honestly think I've ever heard a woman say "I do love a man with big balls..."

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't honestly think I've ever heard a woman say "I do love a man with big balls...""
I just like a man with balls.....

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I sometimes sit on mine accidentally ouch

Can you honestly sit on your balls by mistake?

Yes you bloody can. And it's no fun and games either.. Makes you feel sick when you do

Welcome to the forum Buster Gonad

Hahaha.. I'm not quite carrying em round in a wheel barrow yet.. Keep sitting on em I might tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha..nick nolte syndrome.think I need a scrotum reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't honestly think I've ever heard a woman say "I do love a man with big balls..."I just like a man with balls.....

And I can imagine that means in every respect Femme

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fecking Hugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fecking Hugh "

What's Hugh done now then?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fecking Hugh "
Hugh....,who the feck is he?

Spot on Randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have funny shaped balls in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulging ping pong balls right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fecking Hugh Hugh....,who the feck is he?

Spot on Randy

It must be Hugh McHuge, the man with massive balls

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fecking Hugh Hugh....,who the feck is he?

Spot on Randy

It must be Hugh McHuge, the man with massive balls

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Not Barney McGrue? What about Cuthbert...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are 'normal' size but being a big boy I think they look a bit out of proportion! ; p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not big, but helps my cock look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking gigantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And how do you measure them?

Just slightly bigger than yours!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Chipoloata and almonds here....

Is willing for people to have a nibble

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