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"A horse walks into a bar, n the barman says " oooh you ok mate " xx " lame  | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze "A funny dirty poem for you to read I can't wait to meet you Get over to your place Can't wait to get your pussy out And sit you on my face Biting n sucking On each firm tit Tonguing your pussy Licking your clit Bending you over So your on all fours You screaming n shouting Begging for more Flipping you over Fucking your sweet bum You screaming n shouting IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!! Your hard clit tingling Your hot pussy soaking wet This will be a night That you will never ever forget!!! | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
A funny dirty poem for you to read
I can't wait to meet you
Get over to your place
Can't wait to get your pussy out
And sit you on my face
Biting n sucking
On each firm tit
Tonguing your pussy
Licking your clit
Bending you over
So your on all fours
You screaming n shouting
Begging for more
Flipping you over
Fucking your sweet bum
You screaming n shouting
IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!
Your hard clit tingling
Your hot pussy soaking wet
This will be a night
That you will never ever forget!!!
"Oooooooooooooo I am totally impressed with this ................... bet u say this to all the girls though | |||
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later." Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol | |||
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"Come and do my ironing for me "If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!! | |||
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"Measure you balls minxie.. "me thinks I need to go and read something first before I commit to this lol | |||
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later." You have South Mimms and Baldock services and about 5 petrol stations | |||
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!! "Can I join you | |||
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later. Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol "It's still not worse than mine. I figured your mind would be so engrossed in the complexity of the task you would forget that you are bored. | |||
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later. You have South Mimms and Baldock services and about 5 petrol stations "I've never noticed the services. | |||
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"a blonde walks into a bar...and goes ouch "that's a repeat !!!!!! | |||
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"Minxie, please check out if there are any service stations on the A1 between London and Vanilla Alternative. Then meet me there later. Have you not heard about my sense of direction? lol
It's still not worse than mine. I figured your mind would be so engrossed in the complexity of the task you would forget that you are bored."wanna bet ........ I got lost from the hotel room to the restaurant and back again ................. | |||
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!!
Can I join you "are u planning on doing the ironing or helping to cause chaos and mayhem? | |||
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"Come and do my ironing for me
If I come over I can guarantee no ironing would get done !!!!! lol chaos and mayhem would be doubled though !!! sounds like a plan !!!
Can I join you
are u planning on doing the ironing or helping to cause chaos and mayhem? "How about both | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' " Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x" You will love em minnny lol | |||
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots " " these should be on a school site ....... | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze "I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you  | |||
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots " these should be on a school site ....... "They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you "do you have any preference for who that person is? lol | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol " Your jokes equals no wine or food | |||
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots " these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where "when did that phenomenon occur? | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol "No not at all, I will let you choose | |||
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots " these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where
when did that phenomenon occur? "In the twilight zone | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose "male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *  | |||
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"2 snowmen talking one said "can you smell carrots " these should be on a school site .......
They should be somewhere but I am too much of a lady to say where
when did that phenomenon occur?
In the twilight zone "do be doo doo, do be doo doo  | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol Your jokes equals no wine or food "Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think   | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol Your jokes equals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think "You not eating til Sunday lol | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now * "Either, I am not fussy  | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol Your jokes eqfuals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think
You not eating til Sunday lol "Im eating but not food .. Wink wink | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar . The landlord says " whats with the long face ' Please say I aint gonna hear jokes like that x You will love em minnny lol Your jokes eqfuals no wine or food Tony now promises not to tell anymore of his ribtickling jokes . Sunday dinner and wine for me i think
You not eating til Sunday lol Im eating but not food .. Wink wink " | |||
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"Minx, I say sod the sensible heads! come to the sea side and lets go mad together!!! In fact, why don't you all come?? its a bank holiday weekend after all xx "Do you have room for us all thats a great offer | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy "ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!! | |||
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"Minx, I say sod the sensible heads! come to the sea side and lets go mad together!!! In fact, why don't you all come?? its a bank holiday weekend after all xx "I am already at the seaside ........ | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy
ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!! "Least your not bored anymore | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
A funny dirty poem for you to read
I can't wait to meet you
Get over to your place
Can't wait to get your pussy out
And sit you on my face
Biting n sucking
On each firm tit
Tonguing your pussy
Licking your clit
Bending you over
So your on all fours
You screaming n shouting
Begging for more
Flipping you over
Fucking your sweet bum
You screaming n shouting
IM GOING TO CUM!!!!!!
Your hard clit tingling
Your hot pussy soaking wet
This will be a night
That you will never ever forget!!!
Oooooooooooooo I am totally impressed with this ................... bet u say this to all the girls though "Yep I do lol | |||
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"Sorry no more xx Good x" me wonders how pissed he can get minnie at weekend xxx | |||
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"Sorry no more xx Good x me wonders how pissed he can get minnie at weekend xxx "Oh you think your funny | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy
ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!! "Multi task | |||
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"and Minxie and boredom don't go well together cos that's when I start to get into trouble and chaos and mayhem ensue ........... help me out ......... make me laugh .............. and stop me getting into trouble and causing chaos ................ pleeeeeze
I need someone to kick me up the bum, that'll entertain you
do you have any preference for who that person is? lol
No not at all, I will let you choose
male or female? well female won't be Fmuma cos that would be cruel .... and might cause an accident ......... so she's excused ......... errrr let me think ............... * evil laugh happening now *
Either, I am not fussy
ok will think about this as I am muffing Funky and metaphorically wanking someone else ........... apparently !!!!!
Multi task "I did ......... and was and dinner got cooked too lol Do u still need a kick up the arse? lol | |||
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