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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool

I would like to know what is the best terminology to describe a woman's bits down below. Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef Bomb Doors always makes me chuckle.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Genitals, vagina, vulva, clitoris.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cunt....no other words are needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you usually call it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef Bomb Doors always makes me chuckle."

Haha!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cunt....no other words are needed."

strate to the point as always

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Cunt....no other words are needed."

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always "

That's a bit harsh

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool


"What do you usually call it? "

Pussy, fanny or a tuppance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

"

What is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

"

why ????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. "
It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the end goal

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By *uleofthumbMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me... "

Especially if they was on the other side of the road

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?"

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me...

Especially if they was on the other side of the road "

Id be straight up to A and E to check see if I had a prolapse!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

"

You asked a question, I gave you my answer....lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

"

the c word

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

You asked a question, I gave you my answer....lol "

ye but you just like being the cunt

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

You asked a question, I gave you my answer....lol

ye but you just like being the cunt "

Its my starsign....

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By *ubik cube OP   Man
over a year ago

Near Liverpool


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me...

Especially if they was on the other side of the road Id be straight up to A and E to check see if I had a prolapse!!! "

No need I used to be a gynecologist. I must admit I still like to keep my hand in. Also I can decorate my hall through the letters box

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have heard it reffered to the furr burger and the hairy clam.

And a little Immac hair remover on the toothbrush is ideal for removing any pubes lodged between the teeth after a night on the hairy clam !!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cunt....no other words are needed.

strate to the point as always

That's a bit harsh

What is?

The c word I think it sounds better to say I'd love to lick your pussy instead of I'd love to lick your cunt

You asked a question, I gave you my answer....lol

ye but you just like being the cunt Its my starsign...."

you to eh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me...

Especially if they was on the other side of the road Id be straight up to A and E to check see if I had a prolapse!!!

No need I used to be a gynecologist. I must admit I still like to keep my hand in. Also I can decorate my hall through the letters box "

A hand? Yikes!!!!

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Vijay jay love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh ladies think how you would want your doctor/gyaeno to refer to it when you have your next check up......."ok Miss Smith lets pop you on the couch and have a good look at your cunt. Right let's just spread the pissflaps and let me see the honeyhole" Ha ha be hilarious. It wouldn't bother me, but if someone said can I see your cervix from here It would disturb me...

Especially if they was on the other side of the road Id be straight up to A and E to check see if I had a prolapse!!!

No need I used to be a gynecologist. I must admit I still like to keep my hand in. Also I can decorate my hall through the letters box "

Ha ha love it.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I love the word cunt. But in polite company I tend to stick to fanny, pussy or foofoo

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By *uleofthumbMan
over a year ago

York/Leeds

Clowns Pocket, Wizards Sleeve,

Shes got a chuff like a clowns pocket.

A fanny like a wizards sleeve

She was wet as an otters pocket!

Boom boom!,

Cunts good though, straight to the point and dirty with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us your snatch .. Works everytime

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By *mall_worldMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Front bum, muff, flang, Mary, quim,

A mate used to call it hairy axe wound! Shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimsy!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I call mine Simon ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guava

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I would like to know what is the best terminology to describe a woman's bits down below. Any ideas? "

Oi Sheila ! Show us ya mut!

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By *ulie and PaulCouple
over a year ago

stockportish

Clopper always makes me smile

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By *yLongJourneyMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

i think of sub pen doors so i can park my sub in the opening myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll always have a soft spot for (Hairy) Axe Wound LOL

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