FabSwingers.com forum: bugger and bollocks, :-(

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

HA HA HA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn;t text that over while in the petrol station did ya?

The nice lady might have a go at you ; )

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

I salute you Madame!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

HA HA HA

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Only if you pay my petrol to come give it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throws a £2 coin, loads of money look at my wad

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

11p wont make you any taller

Unless it's to see over the counter.

Depends which side of the coin you stand on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

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lol yes do you take a card .

my mum say look after the pennies as pounds look after themselves , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will for 11p in cola bottles in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel means a long time before you go back

Suffer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws a £2 coin, loads of money look at my wad

OMG, who else remembers Saturday and Friday night live .....

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You've filled up with diesel and haribos?! Wtf does that taste like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ve just filled up with diesel and haribos are on offer at 50p a bag,

Can someone loan Me 11p please,,I m a bit short,,

bugger and bollox indeed...paid 59p at the co op yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

Don't you mean dentures??.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

Don't you mean dentures??.....

piggin cheek .......... not in my case, nuffin fake about me .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

ooooooo both I like it ......... do I have to declare who whom?

and without being pedantic will they fulfil every whim and how long do I get em for - plans need to be made u see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

ooooooo both I like it ......... do I have to declare who whom?

and without being pedantic will they fulfil every whim and how long do I get em for - plans need to be made u see

scuse the typo ......... u've got me all excited now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

ooooooo both I like it ......... do I have to declare who whom?

and without being pedantic will they fulfil every whim and how long do I get em for - plans need to be made u see

scuse the typo ......... u've got me all excited now

Oh yeah, have to declare who the lucky guy is......and you can have them for a whole night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

ooooooo both I like it ......... do I have to declare who whom?

and without being pedantic will they fulfil every whim and how long do I get em for - plans need to be made u see

scuse the typo ......... u've got me all excited now

Oh yeah, have to declare who the lucky guy is......and you can have them for a whole night

whooooo hooooo Minxie got lucky .......... jumps around all excitedly .............. as she rushes to put plans in place ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww thats shocking.....I'm on my way with Haribos, and 11p just in case

can u pick me up something nice on the way please ...........

What would you like Minxie??

I'll let you choose .......... nothing with coconut though it gets stuck in the teeth like those stray ....... bits

You mean pubes

trust u to lower the tone

so what or whom is my treat?

A Turkish Delight and a man of your choice?

ooooooo both I like it ......... do I have to declare who whom?

and without being pedantic will they fulfil every whim and how long do I get em for - plans need to be made u see

scuse the typo ......... u've got me all excited now

Oh yeah, have to declare who the lucky guy is......and you can have them for a whole night

whooooo hooooo Minxie got lucky .......... jumps around all excitedly .............. as she rushes to put plans in place ........

FFS!!!...don't rush, walk!! You'll have an accident!!

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