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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Update: Can't meet this morning, still getting the vomit out of the cushions from last night xxx

Im off out to the ozzy for a check up to see if im alive..... Tra for now.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sores are now oozing puss, but ok to give oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to tuck your piles back on with my cock

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got my release date from Broadmoor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antibiotics are working, the green discharge is better

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Got the squirts, run out of loo roll, looking for a sub into scat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playmate required to pick scabs

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

in gynecology unit. Found a watch an 2 wedding rings any one missing jewelry??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Got the squirts, run out of loo roll, looking for a sub into scat!

lol & BOAKKKK

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can the 20 blokes who took part in the bareback gangbang contact me....I'm pregnant

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not sure what this rash is but I know it's not contagious. Meet today anyone?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can the 20 blokes who took part in the bareback gangbang contact me....I'm pregnant

Cheeky, you've become a saint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need someone to come and take a steaming hot dump on me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why won't anyone meet me?! Give a guy a chance. Everyone's blocking me.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Got the squirts, run out of loo roll, looking for a sub into scat!

lol & BOAKKKK"

Ooooh Funky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male seeks fem or couple.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This thread is very erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help!!! A man's just put his finger up my bum!!!

(genuinely just rec'd this in a text...happy days!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr says it's an exclusive club! Freddy mercury, kenny everett, that bloke from Dallas, timothy claypole et al! Who else wants to join??

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Single male seeks fem or couple.

Hehaheha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a thread to read when you're eating breakfast and have a vivid imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a habit of blowing my nose out on chicks shower doors, I wish I could stop it's gross!"

Not true btw ha!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Got the squirts, run out of loo roll, looking for a sub into scat!

lol & BOAKKKK

Ooooh Funky...

Morning beautiful x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Culling the friend's list.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Have own bunny- will travel- you provide pot.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Fancy a BJ? Let me know so I can take my teeth out.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

The sheep have been inspected by the Vet and apparently it's not contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat the Grizzle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be on time just eating my monkeys miscarriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill be on time just eating my monkeys miscarriage"

"Don't worry lady I already perved ya...yeah whilst spanking my monkey!"

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork...."

...and I really need it cos I have a habit of stabbing them in my cock!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork...."

Bahahahaha

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Bad news - I'm on the blob

Good news - saving you money on lube.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork....

...and I really need it cos I have a habit of stabbing them in my cock!

This refers to a previous thread about a whole fork lost down the urethra !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Effin this effin that, stuck up females, superior people rant rant rant.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Single male.

Apparently this profile puts people off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee Hole Play Party a great success, I notice I'm missing a fork....

...and I really need it cos I have a habit of stabbing them in my cock!

This refers to a previous thread about a whole fork lost down the urethra !

It does indeed. I'll never forget that thread for as long as I live, I damn near nearly actually spewed!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

BV is playing up - need one of those many men who claim they can breathe through their ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesssss INNOCENT!!!!! Anyone want to celebrate with me getting off that murder charge?????

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"BV is playing up - need one of those many men who claim they can breathe through their ears."

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yesssss INNOCENT!!!!! Anyone want to celebrate with me getting off that murder charge?????"

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Come fuck hubby wife's on the blob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a huge fan of 1 Dimension!

..or is that Direction cos I forget.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm getting married in the morning. Anyone free to meet tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest , genuine guy wanted,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 6 cans of Stella in so might be smashing your mrs in tonight in more ways than one

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Having a keys in bowl party. The one with the Lada wears the gimp mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesssss INNOCENT!!!!! Anyone want to celebrate with me getting off that murder charge?????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/08/13 10:08:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fresh outa surgery,who wants to fuck the stiches outa me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The leper clinic has cancelled my exfoliation appointment so I'm now free to meet this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a keys in bowl party. The one with the Lada wears the gimp mask. "

I read that as "bowel"... A little bit of sick came up!!

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By *ixmaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can the 20 blokes who took part in the bareback gangbang contact me....I'm pregnant

Gonna be a hard one to beat, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Couple wanted to come round and babysit whilst we fuck of out and shag some decent looking people

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Having a keys in bowl party. The one with the Lada wears the gimp mask.

I read that as "bowel"... A little bit of sick came up!! "

I'm getting a visual of peeps fishing up my arse for keys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a mmf? Don't worry it was natural causes but if you're quick she's still warm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone for a mmf? Don't worry it was natural causes but if you're quick she's still warm!"

LOL! Yeah death by Sex pmsfl!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone for a mmf? Don't worry it was natural causes but if you're quick she's still warm!"

You're on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New husband required, I broke the last one (literally) - apply within

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Looking to meet today...the boil's been lanced so I'm well lubed, but hurry before it goes crusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone come and 'plug' my anal leakage while I wash pots please

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By *yLittleMushroomIndeedMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

dont need an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm a 1970/80's entertainer. Anyone free???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont need an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing"

Definitely pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a couple of quick shags before operation yewtree gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont need an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

Definitely pics

Hark at you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont need an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

Definitely pics

Hark at you!!

What? He's not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a meet today. Can accommodate. I think my exploding diarrhea has stopped already and I should have the carpet clean by the evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been shopping

chloroform, duct tape and a shovel.

Who's wants to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?

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By *yLittleMushroomIndeedMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"dont need an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

Definitely pics

Hark at you!!

thankyou for that beautiful and sexy lady

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help? "

do we need to check if any forum members have gone missing first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help? "

I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?

do we need to check if any forum members have gone missing first"

Nothing to do with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?

I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah

How tall are you? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is minging...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?

do we need to check if any forum members have gone missing first

Nothing to do with me

that's what fred said !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying a new patio, any volunteers who want to help?

I would actually be happy to do that, spending a few days wrestling slabs of concrete is my idea of heaven. You supply food and we're good to go hah

How tall are you? Lol"

8 inches.. I'm action man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone wanna be in a snuff film?

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i'm from middlesbrough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only stings when i wee but is fine during sex !

I have an allergy to condoms

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if my arm falls off, its the leprosy.. I will just swap hands

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I want to marry the first girl I meet on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had THE BIGGEST,SMELLIEST shit ever!! Eyes are watering that bad I've had to evacuate the house.

Anyone free tonight?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got the ring and dress and church is booked. See meets section for date and time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle and fried rice for tea.. PM me...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness I have recently read am update from someone that was celebrating their HIV test results. That was qukte weird and offputting.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"Average male looking for a sexy female to meet while my trout of a wife is at work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum needs to vet any potential meets first

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Test results positive for clap. Any guys wanna meet tonight? Your not a real man til you've had it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Cheese fans want to meet now?? Not washed my cock in a month

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Just cut my cock scraping the cheese of it. It should be healed soon.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Just caught my pecker in my Zip, any one want to help free it.

People who faint at sight of blood need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardsports is the Shitz! I love it..It's the shitz dude!

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

You should see my status right now! It reads “ Help Please! Anyone who knows about fridges, I would love to hear from you! I am happy to pay! Sex is not part of the deal!"

I have to say not offputting at all lol! Had loads of genuine offers! Even had someone round last night to look at my overflowing toilet! What a great guy he was, I am off to buy a part this morning and he is going to fit it for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it in the arse but currently shitting through the eye of a needle.

I'm game if you are

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I was trying to replicate a show I seen in Benidorm and its gone wrong....please meet me so you can help pull out the

Balloons

Flags of all nations

Beer bottles

Pack of cigarettes

Must have a cock at least 15" by 15"

....beer and bottle opener supplied

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I updated that I am currently taking a break and I got more messages than ever.... seems nothing puts a desperately horny cock off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing"

You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs!

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs! "

I have also noticed that! This is constructive criticism, all those negative posts aren't going to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont have an off putting status, my profile or my pics do just as good from what im seeing

You seem to have a whinge about it on almost every post I've read! Stop whining and do something about it ffs!

I have also noticed that! This is constructive criticism, all those negative posts aren't going to help! "

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By *yLittleMushroomIndeedMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

i cant help it im a critical person and ive tried to no avail

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I pick my nose and stick the bogeys in my tash for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to wine and dine a lady...

Liver, some fava beans and a nice Chianti!

EFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm weird. I watch porn without Masturbating. Message me and Join me. It's weird. but fun..honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for an excuse to get on Jeremy Kyle. Anyone want to help?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Looking for an excuse to get on Jeremy Kyle. Anyone want to help?

I'm old enough to be your mother, I have plantains, yams and lube...wanna play?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking for some fun tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a keys in bowl party. The one with the Lada wears the gimp mask. "

PMSL xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sores are now oozing puss, but ok to give oral"

Knob cheese is a cure for sores

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