FabSwingers.com forum: Period status'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just looking through my updates and there's a lot of status'.

Is there any need?

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

You mean girls putting a status that they're on their period?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Arsenal playing at home this week?

Are the painters and decorators in?

I'm confused?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over. "

Really?

Don't you just get flooded with "oh well - you can still nosh us off" type suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's bout "I can plug the over flow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things are better left unsaid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some things are better left unsaid.

Where's the fun in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading the blood sports thread it's probably direct marketing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some things are better left unsaid.

Very true!

Like " Nooooo - of course it doesn't hurt without lube!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I'm not coy about it at all, but there is no need to announce it to the world either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??"

Ooooooh Alistair Cook is rather dishy, even i may be tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??"

I've seen plenty of verbal diarrhea on updates - so I guess plenty would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??"

I tend to keep that stuff for Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some things are better left unsaid.

Very true!

Like " Nooooo - of course it doesn't hurt without lube!"

Yeah you lying bastard, couldn't walk for a week after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what in heavens name is wrong when women feel it necessary to announce the arrival of their period to total strangers ...are women just pieces of meat here now ? more worrying i think is the mindset where women ASSUME they have to make excuses here for not dropping their knickers for any tom dick or harry who sniffs at them.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

hey its not just fems have them 1 of my bosses is as regular as clockwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

I think it's meant To try and get people to not message you during that time.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

not all fems have periods, mrs swinger has had a histo due to cancer, she is allfine now, but no periods, its awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, guess what......... I'm on the blob!!

Not really but just wanted to tell the world I could have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what in heavens name is wrong when women feel it necessary to announce the arrival of their period to total strangers ...are women just pieces of meat here now ? more worrying i think is the mindset where women ASSUME they have to make excuses here for not dropping their knickers for any tom dick or harry who sniffs at them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??"

No but a guy announced it to me when he arrived for a meet once......it didn't go we'll

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just come off my period time to find some action....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over.

Really?

Don't you just get flooded with "oh well - you can still nosh us off" type suggestions?

Or 'could always use your arse' had a lot of them when I was meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont see the need to tell people.. but then im lucky as i havent had a period for 2 years xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

em, can I ask, what is a period, being American, to me its a punctuation mark,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"em, can I ask, what is a period, being American, to me its a punctuation mark,

Mensies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just seen someone asking to be milked

Now I don't know about any others but unless men have turned into cows that is pretty wrong

In my opinion of course ... what an awful way of putting things

Im on my period Im allowed to be RANDOM and ANGRY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see theres a need to let anyone know unless they play all the time and need to mass communicate it to all and sundry so that they don't get inundated with offers all that week

Oh to be so popular that I must use my status to tell my hoards of playmates I have to have a few days off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over.

Really?

Don't you just get flooded with "oh well - you can still nosh us off" type suggestions?

This made me laugh as I had exactly that from my fb the other day! Apparently a blow job never offends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess we all use our status however we like and can post whatever we like on it. I have been known in the past to put it on my status if Mother Nature was visiting for exactly the reasons listed do that if people messaged they knew I wouldn't meet for a week and prevent wasted time.

As i'm not meeting currently I've found the easiest thing to do was just block all messages, that way again I don't waste anyone's time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Just looking through my updates and there's a lot of status'.

Is there any need? "

What do you mean? Exactly.

Do you mean status updates ?

Do you mean status updates about female periods ?

You never came back. So i'm curious.

Wassup ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg talk about over-reaction (especially comparing it with diarrhoea). Where's the mindset that it's their profile they can write what they want?

I've never made a bloody status

but I can see that changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's vile! Never done it and never will. I don't find it necessary to tell everyone whether I can or cannot play due to ANY bodily function! Lol

Wonder if the same people would post a similar status if they had the shits? Doubt it lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over. "

Considering the amount of men into period play, anal and just want blow jobs does that work?!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's vile! Never done it and never will. I don't find it necessary to tell everyone whether I can or cannot play due to ANY bodily function! Lol

Wonder if the same people would post a similar status if they had the shits? Doubt it lol

What a novel thought ......

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some things are better left unsaid.

You'd hope so: but alas, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it more a warning try your 1 line message if you dare but caution I may be "Random and Angry"

I believe I have 'Random and Angry' figured out anyway,

Women are in charge because they have for the want of a better word 'the pussy' as long as they have that they run the world.

During the monthly cycle this entire defence mechanism breaks down so increase the aggression in their mood to keep us on our toes and too busy to realise Olympus gas fallen,

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

No, but Jesus wept: do we need to divulge the minutiae of our lives to all and sundry?!! A little decorum wouldn't go amiss.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

Most people have had the runs at some point, would you announce that in a status??"

Some would I'm sure, their quest for attention and overriding belief everyone is fascinated by them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sassy I've just farted.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Low self esteem, attention seeking, lonely, sad, pathetic...who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low self esteem, attention seeking, lonely, sad, pathetic...who knows

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Just to let everyone know Im no longer on my period...but I will still be a grumpy bitch regardless.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sassy I've just farted."

Light a match, attention seeker!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Low self esteem, attention seeking, lonely, sad, pathetic...who knows

You forgot Needy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't play this week I've got genital warts" lol

-actually, that would probably work better in terms of putting people off, than saying you are on your period!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low self esteem, attention seeking, lonely, sad, pathetic...who knows

Attention seeking?

Ermmmm anyone who wants to meet someone else is kind of seeking attention

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Could just put,

closed due to flooding,

Please use alternative entrances.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Could just put,

closed due to flooding,

Please use alternative entrances.

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Does that mean you take it up the arse Saucy?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Could just put,

closed due to flooding,

Please use alternative entrances.

Does that mean you take it up the arse Saucy?

No room,I'm already to far up there myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If us guys had a 'limp dick' time every month I for one would not announce it to the world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazes me how coy people can be about periods. We females all have them at some point, they're not exactly taboo.

I think it's meant To try and get people to not message you during that time. "
lol like the word ( meant ) cali ha ha

Sits on coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can't play this week I've got genital warts" lol

-actually, that would probably work better in terms of putting people off, than saying you are on your period!?

my friend could recommend some cream, she reckons its fab, pvt me if you would like the name and price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not think of periods as "taboo", nor do I think they are anything that we should be worried about discussing if needed, but to me there are something that don't NEED to be shared with the general public.

But then to be honest, I think that about many things people have as status updates and post in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can't play this week I've got genital warts" lol

-actually, that would probably work better in terms of putting people off, than saying you are on your period!?

my friend could recommend some cream, she reckons its fab, pvt me if you would like the name and price"

Hahaha ill bear that in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just looking through my updates and there's a lot of status'.

Is there any need?

What do you mean? Exactly.

Do you mean status updates ?

Do you mean status updates about female periods ?

You never came back. So i'm curious.

Wassup ?"

Status updates about being on their periods.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Just looking through my updates and there's a lot of status'.

Is there any need? "

Yes there is - that way blokes - who don't often read profiles, can see if someone is available to play. I see no problem with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not all fems have periods, mrs swinger has had a histo due to cancer, she is allfine now, but no periods, its awesome

Wow.

She must be so happy that having cancer and losing her womb means that you now get sex every single day.

That must be the most heartless, tasteless post I've ever seen. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over.

Really?

Don't you just get flooded with "oh well - you can still nosh us off" type suggestions?

Or 'could always use your arse' had a lot of them when I was meeting

Or people desperate to earn their red wings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done it. Stops unwanted messages for a week if they think they can't get their leg over.

Really?

Don't you just get flooded with "oh well - you can still nosh us off" type suggestions?

Or 'could always use your arse' had a lot of them when I was meeting

Or people desperate to earn their red wings.

Not on my sheets

vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps we could ask the site to add a new feature whereby a large red dot comes up next to the username if the painters are in?

It could be switched on and off on peoples profiles manually, or you enter the last date of your period and it automatically work it out for you if you're regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not all fems have periods, mrs swinger has had a histo due to cancer, she is allfine now, but no periods, its awesome

Wow.

She must be so happy that having cancer and losing her womb means that you now get sex every single day.

That must be the most heartless,

tasteless post I've ever seen. Ever. "

Yes I agree it is. Just reading the word fems started to irritate as it's a pet hate of mine, but sadly the rest of it was very tasteless

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Just looking through my updates and there's a lot of status'.

Is there any need?

Yes there is - that way blokes - who don't often read profiles, can see if someone is available to play. I see no problem with that."

Unfortunately I would then get messages saying 'so can I f*ck you up the arse instead?' so gave it up as a bad job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think it's rather crass to announce periods.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I'm old skool in that some things don't need to be announced to the world/ everyone/ complete strangers.

Make no mistake, i grew up with female siblings, so i have no problem with period blood. I just think, like someone else mentioned above, some things are probably best left unsaid (unless asked)

Anyway, do what's best for you i suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could just put,

closed due to flooding,

Please use alternative entrances.

Does that mean you take it up the arse Saucy?

No room,I'm already to far up there myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I would then get messages saying 'so can I f*ck you up the arse instead?' so gave it up as a bad job.

Nothing wrong with thinking outside 'the box'

Shocking the messages some people send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or to get the attention of males who are into that?!

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