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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funky Monkey in his terrifying gimp mask singing Whitney Houston at the top of his voice .... Tis very true Funky Minxie

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I hope you liked it.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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An iiiiiii eeeey willl always love youuuuuuuuuuuuu oooooooOooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for an encore..............???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And for an encore..............???"

Something by bros

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo..... "

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN" "

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset."

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya "

U lurves his bum...not him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him "

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him "

You have to admit bambi it is a loverly bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair "

Hmmmmmm, why do you get special treatment ehhhh????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When I am a chair?

Is this some strange swinger term I am not aware of?

Yes I am sooOOOoOoOooo 'a chair' babe mmmmmm xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home."

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair "

Oooo..I loved the chair, did it have 5 feet!! Or was it 4 and a straight handle?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!"

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Oooo..I loved the chair, did it have 5 feet!! Or was it 4 and a straight handle? "

I always thought it was a 'Dunkin' Chair

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy."

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. It's all too horrible for words. The avatar, the advice given to honest god fearing innocent posters, the singing, the innuendo.....

Like when ladies come on here to chat nicely about afternoon tea and he leaps in and says things along the lines of

"dunk my Ginger Nuts - YA KNOW WOT I MEAN"

You have the totes wrong opinion of me bro I am just trying to make the ladiez feel welcome by sexually harassing them from the outset.

Ooooooooooooooo I lurves ya

U lurves his bum...not him

that isn't strictly true ............... I lurves his messages too ............... and when he is a chair

Hmmmmmm, why do you get special treatment ehhhh???? "

cos .................. I am special - and he was playing musical chairs with others as well - not just me ...... it was his harem the singing was specially for me ........ lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair."

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared."

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared."

he did and was and will

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first "

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the harem was just a one off for a different reason ......... (a quiz) lol not sure we are all part of it now ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul. "

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here "

yep Funky's harem ............. if I remember correctly you were part of it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

yep Funky's harem ............. if I remember correctly you were part of it too "

Yeah

I'm off out, so no sneaky on the chair while I'm not looking, Minxing n a breaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who funky munkey is but I've got a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

yep Funky's harem ............. if I remember correctly you were part of it too

Yeah

I'm off out, so no sneaky on the chair while I'm not looking, Minxing n a breaking "

Wasn't I part of this chair/quiz harem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul.

You are speshul, extra speshul it is Funky we are talking about here

yep Funky's harem ............. if I remember correctly you were part of it too

Yeah

I'm off out, so no sneaky on the chair while I'm not looking, Minxing n a breaking

Wasn't I part of this chair/quiz harem "

yep u sure were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought my memory was going for a bit minxie lol x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't know who funky munkey is but I've got a hard on."

His botty is further up on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know who funky munkey is but I've got a hard on.

His botty is further up on this thread."

That sounds so wrong lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

LOL I heart this thread

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I don't know who funky munkey is but I've got a hard on."

Yo bro I don't mind being a ghey icon. I have a monstrous ego that needs feeding. The gheys are welcome to feed it yo!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky has been a chair?

I thought he loved meeeeee! He's never been a singing chair with me. He just leaves glitter in my kitchen when I'm not home.

and jizz in your shoes don't forget!

Ah, you remembered. I still want to experience sitting on a Funky chair though. I might have to wriggle to get comfy.

Ah yes I know what chair is now. It's my new game I like to play with girls.

Lickety:S you know you are always welcome to play musical chairs with me as the chair.

I fear this thread turning into a fight for a chance to sit on the Funky chair. I know you spread the love across time, space and the universe but special treats need to shared.

I'm sure as a special guest, the harem will let you go first

I didn't realise that a harem was in existence. I thought I was speshul. "

You know you are speshull! I have never came in any other woman's shoes! Ever!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

No way is Lickety getting on the chair first I am baddass so watch out!! Oh and in case you forgot....I was in the Harem too ner ner ner and the chair was MY ideas so there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blimey I thought it was his ........

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Blimey I thought it was his ........ "

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his) "

I'll muff him then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I'll muff him then "

This sounds interesting

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his) "

I was going to say!!! Musical chairs where I am the chair is my game!!! Tut!

I have my people working on a copyright right now Bambi, so watch it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I'll muff him then "

Minxie, tis too early for muffs as you well know!

Almost as bad as trying to sneak the 'c' word in early

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I was going to say!!! Musical chairs where I am the chair is my game!!! Tut!

I have my people working on a copyright right now Bambi, so watch it! "

Oooooo...you don't scare me mister

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I was going to say!!! Musical chairs where I am the chair is my game!!! Tut!

I have my people working on a copyright right now Bambi, so watch it!

Oooooo...you don't scare me mister "

Not even on a Thursday?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I was going to say!!! Musical chairs where I am the chair is my game!!! Tut!

I have my people working on a copyright right now Bambi, so watch it!

Oooooo...you don't scare me mister

Not even on a Thursday?"

Ah!! Yes I forgot...there is Thursday scary mary funky monky..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I'll muff him then

Minxie, tis too early for muffs as you well know!

Almost as bad as trying to sneak the 'c' word in early "

u spoil all my fun!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I'll muff him then

Minxie, tis too early for muffs as you well know!

Almost as bad as trying to sneak the 'c' word in early

u spoil all my fun!!!!!! "

Ok then a one... two... three....

Off ya go minxie, I 'll let you have the song but nooooooo way are you having ya muff out this early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey I thought it was his ........

Ssshhhhhh don't tell him (of course it was his)

I'll muff him then

Minxie, tis too early for muffs as you well know!

Almost as bad as trying to sneak the 'c' word in early

u spoil all my fun!!!!!!

Ok then a one... two... three....

Off ya go minxie, I 'll let you have the song but nooooooo way are you having ya muff out this early "

tooooooooooooooooo late

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