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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sandwiches uncut

Like my willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be holding them wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"
it's a good job you don't have cheese and peas then......unless it's cheese, peas and honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like sandwiches uncut

Like my willy

So your cheese stays where it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use two hands

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thank God! At last a proper rant!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

I camembert it when that happens

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

Anything else that flops to the floor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

Anything else that flops to the floor?

can't eat lying down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha

You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

Stick to pasties, mate!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

Anything else that flops to the floor?

can't eat lying down"

I can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha

You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips

I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like sandwiches uncut

Like my willy

So your cheese stays where it is?

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha

You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips

I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable

Yeah, I've told her if it happens again she can do her own fookin' washin' up

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

Use the breville, toasts your Sanger and seals it preventing fall out

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly Parton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?

Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly Parton"

Why do you keep saying that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?

Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too

As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut them into squares then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

You must have a great life if this is one of your biggest problems ha ha

You don't know half of it mate, T'other night Kate said we was having a roast

dinner and when I walked in, it was fookin' fish n chips

I miss the days I used to walk into my house to a cooked meal. But I agree, this is unacceptable

Yeah, I've told her if it happens again she can do her own fookin' washin' up"

You wash the chip wrappers how very 'green' of you

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bit risky in the middle of Pret a Manger isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?

Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too

As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though

brings a whole new meaning to do you want mayo on your sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like sandwiches uncut

Like my willy

So your cheese stays where it is?

Pmsl

Euwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit risky in the middle of Pret a Manger isn't it?"

I don't touch mingers mate, I got standards yer know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

The question has to be asked.. if you are not dexterous enough to handle a cross cut sandwich are you ham-fisted in other areas?

Nothing wrong with my dexterity I can wank with both hands, can even do it while holding me sarnie if I need too

As long as its not cross cut lol I am guessing. wanking wile devouring a sandwich is impressive though

brings a whole new meaning to do you want mayo on your sarnie

Again.... Euwwwwww

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Who made the sarnie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows...but my mouth is going no where near it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

no whey that's so bad you need to let it brie now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry guys but ya can't be any more wrong they taste better cut that way any sanger taste's better cut on the diagonal the rubbish half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

simples, don't have cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why is it a round of toast....

(Wanders off confused)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

loaves were originally baked in the round before the made them square

might solve jacks problem if he uses rolls not pieces of bread !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor"

try pushing a cocktail stick though the sarnie

but I don't want to see a I've got one eye post later in the day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Seem to think they look better that way but your right my shit also ends up on the floor lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

no whey that's so bad you need to let it brie now"

Now don't get fraiche with me Sam, I'm sure there's stiltons of cheese jokes to be posted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

no whey that's so bad you need to let it brie now

Now don't get fraiche with me Sam, I'm sure there's stiltons of cheese jokes to be posted

Oh no ! Fet complee! you are Gouda at this !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

feta complee !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes "

haven't got time for this I am off to watch a ww2 classic Edambusters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok, we do know what plates are for? Yes?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly Parton

Why do you keep saying that?"

To see who would be the first to say "Why do you keep saying that"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes

haven't got time for this I am off to watch a ww2 classic Edambusters"

I camamber anmore !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes "

Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes

Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!

Ah ... Jack the Blind Cheese Thrower.

I once loaned him my grater. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

To save our pet from thieves we had to Mask our pony.

See what I did there !

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't think I'll buy any of those Baby bell end cheeses then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floor

I hope you picked up all the de Brie

Curd ya not make cheese jokes

Don't know any cheese jokes but last night as I walked home a guy threw a block of cheese at me. I thought to myself how dairy, don't think it was very mature!!

Ah ... Jack the Blind Cheese Thrower.

I once loaned him my grater. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sandwiches that are cut diagonally. When I pick them up they flop open and me cheese falls on the floorit's a good job you don't have cheese and peas then......unless it's cheese, peas and honey

I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes them taste quite funny

But it keeps them on the knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums like this hallouminate my day!!!

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Did you know that Edam is made backwards.

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