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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I simply cannot believe it's been left to me again to furnish you bunch of cock wombles with a decent rant for a Thursday.

I'm sick to my back teeth with people just putting "someone did this to me today and I didn't like that, rant over!" and believing that is in any way a rant. At best it's a whinge, and in fact it's probably just a gripe. A 5 year old child could probably express their anger, disappointment and frustration at not being allowed a sweetie better than an some adults on here who've just travelled 50 miles to meet a bi-woman who turned out to be a fat guy called Colin.

For example, on this site I fucking hate the word Genuine being used. It doesn't mean what people think it means. People think it means "when added to a profile or message it will ensure I get laid".

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IN RELATION TO A PERSONS INTENTIONS AT ALL. IT'S A MEME LIKE THE SYDNEY UNIVERSITY THING. EVEN BLOODY FAKES ARE GOING TO HAVE IT ON THEIR PROFILE AREN'T THEY YOU MORONS!

So remove it right now and try and think of something creative to write that doesn't make you look like a lobotomised sheep. And don't get me started on people wanting profile advice.

Too late...

How difficult is it to write something interesting about yourselves? We can't help you, we don't know you. Go and ask your mummy to write it for you if you want help...."My Nigel is a lovely boy, when he was little he used to stick Lego men up his bum but don't let that put you off. He tells me he's got a fine penis on him, takes after his uncle Gerald in that department. Unfortunately he still lives with me and his father so we'll have no funny business in this house. But if you want to go courting just make sure he's back by 11pm".

So have a sense of humour, have something to say about yourself and what you like, and hope to find in others. But above all, don't ask for help. You wouldn't do it in a bar prior to chatting someone up. Well I dunno, you might!? Anyway just fucking stop it all of you.

Cue the......"Well you don't have to look at those threads do you blah blah fucking blah". Yes I do. Because they are there to be read, cluttering up the forums with their insanely funny textual diahorrea. People who actually think changing a few words on their drivell with magically end up in a cock/pussy confluence. People like that need their genitals nailed down to stop them hurting themselves.

And that is how you do it people. Buck the fuck up and don't make me come back in here when you post your feeble musings on someone cutting you up in traffic.....Oh and another thing

(Jodie removed by moderator before she explodes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still left laughing at the cock wombles bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey

have had to sit down after reading that.....I shall never be the same again now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!! Wtf is a cock womble??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I simply cannot believe it's been left to me again to furnish you bunch of cock wombles with a decent rant for a Thursday.

I'm sick to my back teeth with people just putting "someone did this to me today and I didn't like that, rant over!" and believing that is in any way a rant. At best it's a whinge, and in fact it's probably just a gripe. A 5 year old child could probably express their anger, disappointment and frustration at not being allowed a sweetie better than an some adults on here who've just travelled 50 miles to meet a bi-woman who turned out to be a fat guy called Colin.

For example, on this site I fucking hate the word Genuine being used. It doesn't mean what people think it means. People think it means "when added to a profile or message it will ensure I get laid".

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IN RELATION TO A PERSONS INTENTIONS AT ALL. IT'S A MEME LIKE THE SYDNEY UNIVERSITY THING. EVEN BLOODY FAKES ARE GOING TO HAVE IT ON THEIR PROFILE AREN'T THEY YOU MORONS!

So remove it right now and try and think of something creative to write that doesn't make you look like a lobotomised sheep. And don't get me started on people wanting profile advice.

Too late...

How difficult is it to write something interesting about yourselves? We can't help you, we don't know you. Go and ask your mummy to write it for you if you want help...."My Nigel is a lovely boy, when he was little he used to stick Lego men up his bum but don't let that put you off. He tells me he's got a fine penis on him, takes after his uncle Gerald in that department. Unfortunately he still lives with me and his father so we'll have no funny business in this house. But if you want to go courting just make sure he's back by 11pm".

So have a sense of humour, have something to say about yourself and what you like, and hope to find in others. But above all, don't ask for help. You wouldn't do it in a bar prior to chatting someone up. Well I dunno, you might!? Anyway just fucking stop it all of you.

Cue the......"Well you don't have to look at those threads do you blah blah fucking blah". Yes I do. Because they are there to be read, cluttering up the forums with their insanely funny textual diahorrea. People who actually think changing a few words on their drivell with magically end up in a cock/pussy confluence. People like that need their genitals nailed down to stop them hurting themselves.

And that is how you do it people. Buck the fuck up and don't make me come back in here when you post your feeble musings on someone cutting you up in traffic.....Oh and another thing

(Jodie removed by moderator before she explodes)"

But whats the weather like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscar wild's books made more sense to me than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still left laughing at the cock wombles bit! "

Haha classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


" a lobotomised sheep. "

If I may just make one tiny tinsy winsy little correction...the above is an Oxymoron!! Jodie Jodie Jodie...you're slacking girl

Damn this rant is good...it could have been so much more...a Genuine fabsters would have known that from the onset

Looking forward to the improved one next week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

excellent. pmsl at that

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

If Carlsberg did Thursday rants !

Respect, that was impressive. Even the caps are justified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play that is a "genuine" rant! The bar has been raised people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" a lobotomised sheep.

If I may just make one tiny tinsy winsy little correction...the above is an Oxymoron!! Jodie Jodie Jodie...you're slacking girl

Damn this rant is good...it could have been so much more...a Genuine fabsters would have known that from the onset

Looking forward to the improved one next week!"

Don't kick the hornets nest bambi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Thank you Jodie. Just thank you.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cock womble? I don't go grubbing around Wimbledon Common or anywhere!

Anyway, what about timewasters and fakes who put 'genuine' on their profile and timewaste and play mind games? They are genuine.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


" a lobotomised sheep.

If I may just make one tiny tinsy winsy little correction...the above is an Oxymoron!! Jodie Jodie Jodie...you're slacking girl

Damn this rant is good...it could have been so much more...a Genuine fabsters would have known that from the onset

Looking forward to the improved one next week!

Don't kick the hornets nest bambi "

Yes boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" a lobotomised sheep.

If I may just make one tiny tinsy winsy little correction...the above is an Oxymoron!! Jodie Jodie Jodie...you're slacking girl

Damn this rant is good...it could have been so much more...a Genuine fabsters would have known that from the onset

Looking forward to the improved one next week!"

No a lobotomized sheep would be less mentally capable than a regular sheep. So that is correct. And if I have to do that again I better get planning now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground."

Now that just shows ya...thought I was pretty clued up, but thats a new one on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really looked at rants before now made a note in my diary to look more often

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly Parton

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly Parton"
Are you pretending you are Jolene while throwing some moves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" a lobotomised sheep.

If I may just make one tiny tinsy winsy little correction...the above is an Oxymoron!! Jodie Jodie Jodie...you're slacking girl

Damn this rant is good...it could have been so much more...a Genuine fabsters would have known that from the onset

Looking forward to the improved one next week!

Don't kick the hornets nest bambi

Yes boss "

That's what I like to hear!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Excellent Jodie, a top drawer 5 star rant.

or even a six thumber.

So good I even read our profile a couple of times to see if we fell foul of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground.

Now that just shows ya...thought I was pretty clued up, but thats a new one on me "

Actually in this context I prefer the definition: Bunch of fabbing bastards who think it's Minor Moan Thursday and need slapping round the eyeballs with a serious piece of angry prose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground.

Now that just shows ya...thought I was pretty clued up, but thats a new one on me

Actually in this context I prefer the definition: Bunch of fabbing bastards who think it's Minor Moan Thursday and need slapping round the eyeballs with a serious piece of angry prose.

"

Ha call that serious?

You have nothing on PMS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby "

Touched a nerve did I?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"I fucking hate the word Genuine being used. It doesn't mean what people think it means"

Inconceivable..

Awesome rant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?"

Haha I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground."

Ooh I learned something new! Thank you Jodie, you have made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?"

He wants you to touch his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who turned out to be a fat guy called Colin.

For example, on this site I fucking hate the word Genuine being used.

So have a sense of humour, have something to say about yourself and what you like,

"

Hi I'm Colin, I genuinely like Nachos and hate Heroin I also have no humour...what is humour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock. "

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time..."

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'm dancing to 'jolene' by Dolly PartonAre you pretending you are Jolene while throwing some moves? "

Nah, just danced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that"

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

**prostrates self in awe**

I think I love you Jodie

**Shit, can someone help me up please, prostrating myself with a placky hip and sciatic leg is not a good idea**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was goin to comment but now am scared

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

To be fair in order for a rant to be a classic it should be followed by "oh fuck this I've had enough" and a punch in the chops of anyone unfortunate enough to be glancing in your direction.Preferably prefaced by "what you fucking looking at?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh."

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

*cower in a corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I simply cannot believe it's been left to me again to furnish you bunch of cock wombles with a decent rant for a Thursday.

I'm sick to my back teeth with people just putting "someone did this to me today and I didn't like that, rant over!" and believing that is in any way a rant. At best it's a whinge, and in fact it's probably just a gripe. A 5 year old child could probably express their anger, disappointment and frustration at not being allowed a sweetie better than an some adults on here who've just travelled 50 miles to meet a bi-woman who turned out to be a fat guy called Colin.

For example, on this site I fucking hate the word Genuine being used. It doesn't mean what people think it means. People think it means "when added to a profile or message it will ensure I get laid".

IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IN RELATION TO A PERSONS INTENTIONS AT ALL. IT'S A MEME LIKE THE SYDNEY UNIVERSITY THING. EVEN BLOODY FAKES ARE GOING TO HAVE IT ON THEIR PROFILE AREN'T THEY YOU MORONS!

So remove it right now and try and think of something creative to write that doesn't make you look like a lobotomised sheep. And don't get me started on people wanting profile advice.

Too late...

How difficult is it to write something interesting about yourselves? We can't help you, we don't know you. Go and ask your mummy to write it for you if you want help...."My Nigel is a lovely boy, when he was little he used to stick Lego men up his bum but don't let that put you off. He tells me he's got a fine penis on him, takes after his uncle Gerald in that department. Unfortunately he still lives with me and his father so we'll have no funny business in this house. But if you want to go courting just make sure he's back by 11pm".

So have a sense of humour, have something to say about yourself and what you like, and hope to find in others. But above all, don't ask for help. You wouldn't do it in a bar prior to chatting someone up. Well I dunno, you might!? Anyway just fucking stop it all of you.

Cue the......"Well you don't have to look at those threads do you blah blah fucking blah". Yes I do. Because they are there to be read, cluttering up the forums with their insanely funny textual diahorrea. People who actually think changing a few words on their drivell with magically end up in a cock/pussy confluence. People like that need their genitals nailed down to stop them hurting themselves.

And that is how you do it people. Buck the fuck up and don't make me come back in here when you post your feeble musings on someone cutting you up in traffic.....Oh and another thing

(Jodie removed by moderator before she explodes)"

Bloody brilliant. Thank you for making me giggle. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!!! That's just amazing

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh Jodie you've just made my day.... No make that my week

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

"

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


""cock womble" is, I believe, a euphemism for a man who "swings both ways". I.e he goes underground and overground.

Now that just shows ya...thought I was pretty clued up, but thats a new one on me "

Likewise!

Jodie, I applaud you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying "

Surely you don't wanna see me cry. Can I use the tears as lube just in case we go for round 2?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying

Surely you don't wanna see me cry. Can I use the tears as lube just in case we go for round 2?"

Course not! I want to see you enjoy yourself...but it is a fact that the longest nerve in the human body is the optic nerve...try and pull a hair from you bum hole and come back to tell me what happened (don't worry, it's French 'thing' bad humour )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying

Surely you don't wanna see me cry. Can I use the tears as lube just in case we go for round 2?

Course not! I want to see you enjoy yourself...but it is a fact that the longest nerve in the human body is the optic nerve...try and pull a hair from you bum hole and come back to tell me what happened (don't worry, it's French 'thing' bad humour )"

Ooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying

Surely you don't wanna see me cry. Can I use the tears as lube just in case we go for round 2?

Course not! I want to see you enjoy yourself...but it is a fact that the longest nerve in the human body is the optic nerve...try and pull a hair from you bum hole and come back to tell me what happened (don't worry, it's French 'thing' bad humour )"

The French can't have bad humour Bambi, I've seen their Rugby team play .....hilarious !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All hail jodie, i bow in the pressence of the mistress of rant xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Mmm kinky. Love it lol. As long as it enters leaf first I'm good with that

Hang on, you think you're living in a democracy where you have the illusion of choice?? You get it rough end first, no lube, until your arsehole looks like the end of an old windsock and you're a gibberring mess at my feet bitch.

Fuckers telling me what they want.......sheesh.

Oh dear. We're not talking pineapple chunks are we?

If its the optic nerve and after that treatment...there'll be some crying

Surely you don't wanna see me cry. Can I use the tears as lube just in case we go for round 2?

Course not! I want to see you enjoy yourself...but it is a fact that the longest nerve in the human body is the optic nerve...try and pull a hair from you bum hole and come back to tell me what happened (don't worry, it's French 'thing' bad humour )

The French can't have bad humour Bambi, I've seen their Rugby team play .....hilarious ! "

Haha!! I'm with you on that one

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

DAYUM! That was brilliant!

Also LOL at cockwombles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie. While you're obviously in a 'typing mood' .............could you give me some advice on my profile please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah cockwomble

Been a while since I heard that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie. While you're obviously in a 'typing mood' .............could you give me some advice on my profile please? "

Ive told you before, you might as well delete it and go live in a monastery. You are fundamentally unshaggable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie. While you're obviously in a 'typing mood' .............could you give me some advice on my profile please?

Ive told you before, you might as well delete it and go live in a monastery. You are fundamentally unshaggable.

"

Awwww thanks!

For a moment I was worried you might say something negative!

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

That's your trouble Jodie. Far to subtle.Let go and say what you really think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was truly amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people think once you say something thats what your looking for when your not but if it did it would be great grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie I have been missing all day - can u do me a favour please luv and write my profile - ta xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie I have been missing all day - can u do me a favour please luv and write my profile - ta xxxx "

I'd love to, but I fear even invoking your name will cause my keyboard to break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am being good these days !!! Lol xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Jodie. While you're obviously in a 'typing mood' .............could you give me some advice on my profile please? "

Keep it as it is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas "
u do love trying to get me told off don't u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas u do love trying to get me told off don't u lol "

Darrrrrrrrrrrrling! You do that so well without the slightest assistance from Ole Teddykins......

MwwwwwaaH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas u do love trying to get me told off don't u lol

Darrrrrrrrrrrrling! You do that so well without the slightest assistance from Ole Teddykins......

MwwwwwaaH!

"

True but should I start singing it u would be one of the first to moan lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas u do love trying to get me told off don't u lol

Darrrrrrrrrrrrling! You do that so well without the slightest assistance from Ole Teddykins......

MwwwwwaaH!

True but should I start singing it u would be one of the first to moan lol "

Hmmmm.....are you by any chance hijacking my rant thread....? I can't see that ending well...... (dons pvc boots, grabs cane and tin helmet)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time..."

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain."

Disdain?

Lickety - I've only just perused your spiderman pants!

I now know the true meaning of the word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain."

I was trying to empathise with my target audience, make myself seem human and not a bitch robot from hell.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain.

Disdain?

Lickety - I've only just perused your spiderman pants!

I now know the true meaning of the word! "

It was a whim last week. I haven't worked out what I want as a new image. I'm treating myself with a fair amount of contempt for loading those pictures.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain.

I was trying to empathise with my target audience, make myself seem human and not a bitch robot from hell. "

Do they deserve your empathy? Hit them hard with a message that slaps them in the face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much time on your hands.

Get a hobby

Touched a nerve did I?

He wants you to touch his cock.

As long as he doesn't mind me touching his hoop with the rough bit of a pineapple at the same time...

Is that what cock-a-hoop means?

Now for my moan: your OP is not a patch on your last thread on ranting and how to do it. This one lacks a certain amount of disdain.

I was trying to empathise with my target audience, make myself seem human and not a bitch robot from hell.

Do they deserve your empathy? Hit them hard with a message that slaps them in the face."

Well when I feel moved to write my next one I shall make it dripping with loathing, contempt and disdain for my readers. Treat them like the worms they are. Crush them under my metaphorical heel.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Do they deserve your empathy? Hit them hard with a message that slaps them in the face.

Well when I feel moved to write my next one I shall make it dripping with loathing, contempt and disdain for my readers. Treat them like the worms they are. Crush them under my metaphorical heel. "

That's more like it. Now about the cook-a-hoop...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jodie, come clean luv! You're softening us up for your Bumper Xmas compendium entitled "It's beginning to look a lot like Rant-mas" aren't you.....?

Father Teddymas u do love trying to get me told off don't u lol

Darrrrrrrrrrrrling! You do that so well without the slightest assistance from Ole Teddykins......

MwwwwwaaH!

True but should I start singing it u would be one of the first to moan lol

Hmmmm.....are you by any chance hijacking my rant thread....? I can't see that ending well...... (dons pvc boots, grabs cane and tin helmet)"

It was 'er Miss - honest!!!!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

That is the best and funniest rant I have read in the forums. JodieJ0die wins the forums.

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