FabSwingers.com forum: What a disappointment!!!

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

well today was the day my dad decided to let me operate on his cyst on his elbow.

I have extensively researched this subject area watching rednecks on youtube so knew all the tools i needed - scalpel sterilised in boiling water, lots of kitchen roll, mobile phone for capturing the whole thing on camera.

Dad numbed the area with a jubbly then in i went with the scalpel. i went in quite deep in the hope of popping the membrane around the cyst and get that satisfying pop as i applied pressure around the surounding area.

only to my dismay there was no pop, no gush of puss to make me scream out in horror and excitement

he'd only gone and grown the wrong time of cyst

so.....who's going to help me fulfil my surgically fantasy now??? i'm open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you any good at vasectomies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you any good at vasectomies ?

Pahaha!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Are you any good at vasectomies ?

i'll need to research on youtube first

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I WAS eating!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't mind a bit of work around my eyes, are you offering a discount to fab members and throwing in a pair of sunglasses?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I WAS eating!!

soz

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eeeeew.... I now have visions of a youtube video of that very thing that someone in work showed me..... and I feel more than a little sick

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I wouldn't mind a bit of work around my eyes, are you offering a discount to fab members and throwing in a pair of sunglasses?"

knock off gucci ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you any good at vasectomies ?

i'll need to research on youtube first

two bricks, a bucket for his tears, a quick cut, tie and sew jobbie

aftercare : no wanking till the stitches heal.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Would people stop directing others to bloody you tube! I do have a delicate nature you know!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

That's the very same one

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

Not a chance in hell!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

Not a chance in hell!!!

go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh ya a few week too late. I hada giant syst at the base of my spine and performed self surgery in the early hours one morning with a Stanley knife lol. Was in so much pain it woke me up even with enough pain killers to numb a horse . Enough was enough so sorted it out. Haha

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

Not a chance in hell!!!

go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know you want to

Don't do it.... 6 months ago I saw it and going to that link and seeing the still from the video just made me want to throw up lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

" I hada giant syst at the base of my spine "

Is that a polite way of saying you had a big boil on your arse?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

" I hada giant syst at the base of my spine

Is that a polite way of saying you had a big boil on your arse?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

Not a chance in hell!!!

go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know you want to

Don't do it.... 6 months ago I saw it and going to that link and seeing the still from the video just made me want to throw up lol"

I am sticking to my guns and being the stronger person! Thanks Miss behaving, for backing me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evie, do not tell them about, or give links to the vids where spiders have crawled under the skin and bred. Will yer?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViaIW6Ga8bs

what about this one

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViaIW6Ga8bs

what about this one

I have no words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not squeamish with cysts, boils, pus etc, I do like blackheads. I've always had clear skin and only had a few tiny blackheads so I was cheated out of squeezing the big buggers out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I am not squeamish with cysts, boils, pus etc, I do like blackheads. I've always had clear skin and only had a few tiny blackheads so I was cheated out of squeezing the big buggers out

thats anoter favourite viewing of mine on youtube - comodone videos using a special tool to pop blackheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhh ya a few week too late. I hada giant syst at the base of my spine and performed self surgery in the early hours one morning with a Stanley knife lol. Was in so much pain it woke me up even with enough pain killers to numb a horse . Enough was enough so sorted it out. Haha "

I had this twenty years ago, caused by an ingrowing hair. The cyst was the size of a small orange, and I thought I had damaged my coccyx. Luckily they cut it out and managed to stitch the wound (about 4 inches). Had to wear a plaster that was about 10" square to stop the stitches bursting. Some people can't have them stitched and have to spend weeks lay in bed, with a gaping wound that needs repacking everyday till it closes up. See a doctor, you don't want it recurring. Believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the ones, they are great. It's just like volcanos erupting.

Whilst blackhead extractors are more hygienic, I'd like to see fingers squeezing them out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do."

bit of cotton tied round them will sort them out in no time.

dont thin i can buy liquid nitrogen on ebay so no freezing them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do.

bit of cotton tied round them will sort them out in no time.

dont thin i can buy liquid nitrogen on ebay so no freezing them"
Like threading or do you leave the cotton on and strangulate them?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do.

bit of cotton tied round them will sort them out in no time.

dont thin i can buy liquid nitrogen on ebay so no freezing themLike threading or do you leave the cotton on and strangulate them?"

leave it on nice and tight to stop the blood flow to them - like castration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiEeMJgV75nQ&has_verified=1

Not a chance in hell!!!

go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know you want to

Don't do it.... 6 months ago I saw it and going to that link and seeing the still from the video just made me want to throw up lol

I am sticking to my guns and being the stronger person! Thanks Miss behaving, for backing me up

I'm with you on this. I love her but can't stand this. Good job I'm not around. They'd be brning me round from feighnting.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do.

bit of cotton tied round them will sort them out in no time.

dont thin i can buy liquid nitrogen on ebay so no freezing themLike threading or do you leave the cotton on and strangulate them?

leave it on nice and tight to stop the blood flow to them - like castration

I don't think this is a job I can do alone - I'm not sure I can tie anything one-handed.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some of you have very strange fetishes. But the Fab mantra is personal preference.

I've got a couple of skin tags I'd like to lose if you're stuck for something to do.

bit of cotton tied round them will sort them out in no time.

dont thin i can buy liquid nitrogen on ebay so no freezing themLike threading or do you leave the cotton on and strangulate them?

leave it on nice and tight to stop the blood flow to them - like castration

I don't think this is a job I can do alone - I'm not sure I can tie anything one-handed."
I use a door handle for corsets.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i had a lumpectomy last year .. would you like me to grow you another one .

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