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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't think we have had one of these for a while!!

So what's everyone having!!

I shall stick Luke behind the bar!

Expect cheeky chops to be one of the first party goers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a bangorrhea by any chance?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A nice smooth red wine thanks, but on a Wednesday? pfft, I'll have to be sensible!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Woooo hooooo a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a cup of tea for me plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice smooth red wine thanks, but on a Wednesday? pfft, I'll have to be sensible!!!

Fluck sensible!!! Life's too short for that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll have a glass of red wine please.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do you have a bangorrhea by any chance?"

Yuk!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Passing a few bottles of red wine about!

Nuts anyone?

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy can you ban Cheekychops please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can i come please

Several times, if I may?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm teetotal at the mo.

Cherry Pepsi max for me please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaegerbomb please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy can you ban Cheekychops please?

Fraid not Ben!! Me and cheeky know how to partyyyyyyyyyy

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Love real ale if you've got any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Black Russian please

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"A nice smooth red wine thanks, but on a Wednesday? pfft, I'll have to be sensible!!!

Fluck sensible!!! Life's too short for that

I know, but I am working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i come please

Your barred too!

OUT! NOW! PLEASE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i come please

Hopefully we are working on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i come please

Several times, if I may?

Would be rude not to vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i come please

Your barred too!

OUT! NOW! PLEASE!

Oi you young pup!

It's my partyyyyyy now sit down and behave

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Lucy can you ban Cheekychops please?

Oi ya fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i come please

Your barred too!

OUT! NOW! PLEASE!

Ben.....

Cock off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are cocktails on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can i come please

Several times, if I may?

Would be rude not to vodka please "

Straight up?

Oh no! I've spilt red wine on my shirt! I'm gonna have to take it off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna have a S.O.T.B i think

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Hope so, asda dahn the Marina do some in little cans...see ya there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Are there any vol au vents??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of mild please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

Im greedy Ill try both

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

I'll have Culto a la Vida while your at the bar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Non alcoholic mohijto for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've shut my eyes so am gonna wait to see what happens.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pint of the usual for me please Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have something soft please , not actually sure what I fancy so anything will do

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can I have something soft please , not actually sure what I fancy so anything will do

Not got anything soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

I am indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have something soft please , not actually sure what I fancy so anything will do

Not got anything soft

Hmmm ok suppose will have to make do with a drop of the hard stuff then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaegerbomb please!

I'm with Obi on that, make it 2 for me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaegerbomb please!

I'm with Obi on that, make it 2 for me

make it 3 please

bekki xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join the party? Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Jaegerbomb please!

I'm with Obi on that, make it 2 for me

You could make a jagerbomb 'train'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaegerbomb please!

I'm with Obi on that, make it 2 for me

You could make a jagerbomb 'train'..."

that could work haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How are we all doing for drinks and nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky"

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sat in the corner on my doug

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"How are we all doing for drinks and nibbles? "

I've been nibbling on tangfastics, need something savoury now...nuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long vodka for me please and a jd and for hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could do with a sambucca shot please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

Told ya it wouldn't be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stiff one for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

Takes a bigger boy to send me packing mr

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Who am I sitting next to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who am I sitting next to?"

Im between lucy n luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket of ale please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bucket of ale please!

You having a straw n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any bouncers at this party and whos are the best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

Takes a bigger boy to send me packing mr

Brrring...it....on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sat in the corner getting ready to get up and dance anyone care to join me? bekki xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

Takes a bigger boy to send me packing mr

Brrring...it....on!!

Pfffft when your'e big enough....think there is some pop n crisps in the corner now there's a good lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smirnoff ice please.......sorry not a chav honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocktails on the menu?

Would you like a sex on the beach or a woo woo

How would you like us?

One either side please

Your just being greedy now!

Wait til The Thumpster turns up

He has been banned for banning cheeky

I banned you too but your still fookin here!!!!

Takes a bigger boy to send me packing mr

Brrring...it....on!!

Pfffft when your'e big enough....think there is some pop n crisps in the corner now there's a good lad

Pahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just have anything going please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*dances alone* xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"*dances alone* xx"

I'll smooch with ya, Bekki.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Slips out "
of this top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dances alone* xx

I'll smooch with ya, Bekki.

mmm smooches back

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are there any bouncers at this party and whos are the best? "

I played basketball for ma house at school if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips out "

Slip back in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are there any bouncers at this party and whos are the best?

I played basketball for ma house at school if that's any good

Big bouncy balls?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"*dances alone* xx

I'll smooch with ya, Bekki.

mmm smooches back

xx"

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I get a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't I get a drink

Luke's just given you one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are there any bouncers at this party and whos are the best?

I played basketball for ma house at school if that's any good

Big bouncy balls? "

That's for me to know and you to find out

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's alright everyone, I'm here now so we can really start to party!

I've got a bottle of pimms, a bunch of mint an orange and a cucumber - any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't I get a drink

Luke's just given you one

How quick is he on refills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*dances alone* xx

I'll smooch with ya, Bekki.

mmm smooches back

Yum!

definately yum xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's alright everyone, I'm here now so we can really start to party!

I've got a bottle of pimms, a bunch of mint an orange and a cucumber - any suggestions?

Chuck the orange at super ram fan

I'll join you in a delicious cool Pimms

But you'll have to pour it down my throat as I'm dancin' the night away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh is this a private party? Can I come please n throw caution to the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's alright everyone, I'm here now so we can really start to party!

I've got a bottle of pimms, a bunch of mint an orange and a cucumber - any suggestions?

Chuck the orange at super ram fan

I'll join you in a delicious cool Pimms

But you'll have to pour it down my throat as I'm dancin' the night away

never had pimms so could i have a small drop please? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't I get a drink

Luke's just given you one

How quick is he on refills

Straw canis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh is this a private party? Can I come please n throw caution to the wind

pick us up on yer way past, ta muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone? "

I might need a snorkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't I get a drink

Luke's just given you one

How quick is he on refills

Straw canis?"

is this a game, sucking goldfish up with yer straw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone? "

Yes please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

" is this a game, sucking goldfish up with yer straw?

I am still on my eternal search for a reversing goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't I get a drink

That waa a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I possibly have a range of real ales in fact a beer festival lol party on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I possibly have a range of real ales in fact a beer festival lol party on

There is a real ale

Festival in Yorkshire in October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I possibly have a range of real ales in fact a beer festival lol party on

There is a real ale

Festival in Yorkshire in October

Oh where abouts will have to look it up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The camra beer festival in Derby, is held at The Assembly Rooms every year.

I might get round to going one year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The camra beer festival in Derby, is held at The Assembly Rooms every year.

I might get round to going one year

What part of the year is it held

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Just a bottle of water for me please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Usually early to mid July

www.derbycamra.org.uk/summer-beer-festival-list/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill go for a baileys and scotch ta

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

vodka and tonic please . anyone want me on their table x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone?

I might need a snorkle "

Promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone?

Yes please

Get your smackers around this babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings a huge fish bowl straw anyone?

Yes please

Get your smackers around this babe

That's a bit fat for a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually early to mid July

www.derbycamra.org.uk/summer-beer-festival-list/

Will look that up thank you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I met 2 rather sexy ladies there in 1990 and 2002, my ex used to work on the tills as well, which was a bonus

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you reccomend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

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Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

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over a year ago

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What do you reccomend

I could recommend something

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Owwww have you room for a little 1 sorry im late work sure you know how it is.....any jd on the go ??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

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Bollocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right sod it I've had enough of tea now mines a pint of vodka whos serving around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a nice stiff one please

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By *esyesyes6969Man
over a year ago

armagh

How stiff??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How stiff??

very very stiff - please

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By *esyesyes6969Man
over a year ago

armagh

Jus ya way it sld b

hope ur ready 4 it tho??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

Bollocks!!!

Tea for Femme....tea bagging that is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

Bollocks!!!

Tea for Femme....tea bagging that is

"
A wise man would curtail his cheekiness.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

Bollocks!!!

Tea for Femme....tea bagging that is

A wise man would curtail his cheekiness.....

And why is that??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

Bollocks!!!

Tea for Femme....tea bagging that is

A wise man would curtail his cheekiness.....

And why is that??

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I think you know why.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brandy n babycham please....ohhh do you have any cherries please?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Right wheres my bleeding jd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with a nice stiff one please

I could use a few stiff ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with a nice stiff one please

I could use a few stiff ones

I was just gonna have one at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still serving??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my bloody jaegers, god the service is terrible

Oi!!! You have paperwork to do.....

I'm bored of it already, 6 page statement so far and still got another 4 forms to fill out

Soooo get me my jaeger

Bollocks!!!

Tea for Femme....tea bagging that is

A wise man would curtail his cheekiness.....

And why is that??

I think you know why.....

No lol inform or pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, I think I may have had one too many!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Seeing as I've arrived late at this little shindig I'll have a double vodka neat please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's kissing Kelly tonight I want a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's kissing Kelly tonight I want a dance

Lmao you called....make it a slow one as I have two left feet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's kissing Kelly tonight I want a dance

Lmao you called....make it a slow one as I have two left feet lol "

Ok what song then but as it's a slow one don't tell me off if my hands wonder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large vodka red bull please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I could do with a nice stiff one please

I could use a few stiff ones

I was just gonna have one at a time

*joins the queue

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I love to party

I'll have Luke then Lucy if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love to party

I'll have Luke then Lucy if I may

Luke isn't a drink bambi lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I love to party

I'll have Luke then Lucy if I may

Luke isn't a drink bambi lol

I'm sure she could suck on his straw to get a drop or two out

Anyway it's the next morning and I'm drinking coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late, any cider left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guessing I fell asleep too much fish bowling! I'm sure I saw some of you dancing around me naked

hope it was a great party

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Guessing I fell asleep too much fish bowling! I'm sure I saw some of you dancing around me naked

hope it was a great party

Don't mention dancing! Sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guessing I fell asleep too much fish bowling! I'm sure I saw some of you dancing around me naked

hope it was a great party

Don't mention dancing! Sheesh!

Erm ok..

Dancing!!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Guessing I fell asleep too much fish bowling! I'm sure I saw some of you dancing around me naked

hope it was a great party

Don't mention dancing! Sheesh!

Erm ok..

Dancing!!!!!!

I was dancing to some songs earlier and spent a happy 30 seconds telling people in a variety of threads. Only 2 people commented. My target was 7 so it's been a huge let down really and I'm starting to wonder why I bother tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guessing I fell asleep too much fish bowling! I'm sure I saw some of you dancing around me naked

hope it was a great party

Don't mention dancing! Sheesh!

Erm ok..

Dancing!!!!!!

Ok number 3 lol what are you dancing to now? Are you just slowly wiggling about.. Or going for it full pelt?! And dancing like nobodies watching

happy jigging

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