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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You O.K going bareback?" I asked.

"As long as you're sure you haven't got HIV," she laughed.

"I'm positive," I replied.

Can't say I didn't tell her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats just bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HIV ....er....forgetting about the other little thing of STI 's darling ....plus the possibility of a bundle of joy 9 months later....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"HIV ....er....forgetting about the other little thing of STI 's darling ....plus the possibility of a bundle of joy 9 months later...."

Thanks for the input Captain Killjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone missed the joke ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Best laugh all afternoon. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg could you get any worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get worse

Damn you beat me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly Fool People who don't use protection are a big risk I hope if you have a partner I would advise you not go near her until you been to the gum clinic and get a check up .

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"Silly Fool People who don't use protection are a big risk I hope if you have a partner I would advise you not go near her until you been to the gum clinic and get a check up ."
Erm it's a joke, as in funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seesh

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Think someone missed the joke!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember in school we had to climb a ladder and drop a ball of lead.

This joke fell faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of those jokes where you shouldn't laugh or indeed even smile, but you can't help it. I feel dirty now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse joke ever!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember in school we had to climb a ladder and drop a ball of lead.

This joke fell faster"

At least that gave the tumble time to go across the playground.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fucksy.

*Facedesk*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I'm still laughing at this joke?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Whoooosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I'm still laughing at this joke?"

So am I. I've only just read it though.

I love it when people don't get a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joke is ok, very old but ok, what is funny is people responses to the joke with serious answers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The joke is ok, very old but ok, what is funny is people responses to the joke with serious answers"

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

fool me for a second there

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The joke is ok, very old but ok, what is funny is people responses to the joke with serious answers"

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door today.

He said, "We've had a disturbing report that you uploaded a photo on Facebook of a hamster with a banana up it's arse."

"It wasn't a real one." I laughed.

"Thank god for that," he replied, "So the hamster was a cuddly toy?"

I said, "No mate, the banana was plastic."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m saying nothing,

Other than practise safe sex,,,

wait until he s on night shift,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HIV ....er....forgetting about the other little thing of STI 's darling ....plus the possibility of a bundle of joy 9 months later...."

It was a joke !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The joke is ok, very old but ok, what is funny is people responses to the joke with serious answers

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A guy from the RSPCA knocked on my door today.

He said, "We've had a disturbing report that you uploaded a photo on Facebook of a hamster with a banana up it's arse."

"It wasn't a real one." I laughed.

"Thank god for that," he replied, "So the hamster was a cuddly toy?"

I said, "No mate, the banana was plastic." "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad , actually re -read it "positive " ....nice .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""You O.K going bareback?" I asked.

"As long as you're sure you haven't got HIV," she laughed.

"I'm positive," I replied.

Can't say I didn't tell her."

I'm shocked actually.

Why did she laugh before the punchline?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for job as gynaecologist it was full time i declined as want part time just to keep my hand in

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"The joke is ok, very old but ok, what is funny is people responses to the joke with serious answers"

Have to admit: that's what tickled me, people not realising it was a "joke".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You O.K going bareback?" I asked.

"As long as you're sure you haven't got HIV," she laughed.

"I'm positive," I replied.

Can't say I didn't tell her."

Lol, just seen thus. Boy I needed a giggle. Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol did you know, if you infect someone you can go down for bodily harm acording to the law.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"lol did you know, if you infect someone you can go down for bodily harm acording to the law."

Only if it could be proved you knew in advance, presumably?

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By *aughtylittlemeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Haha made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember in school we had to climb a ladder and drop a ball of lead.

This joke fell faster"

Smilies are your friend...help the humourless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha made me giggle

Me too x

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